All art is at once surface and symbol

This video is stuck in my head. Let me get it out of my system.

THER3 WUZ A POOR SEXY SKINNY BOY NAMED PORKY MINCH (PLAYED BT TOM FELTON ADN VOIZED BY TRAY PARKER!!111!1) WHOZ HOM3 LEIF TODALLY SUXX0RZ SO HE B3CAM# A JEENOSIDAL DIXTATOR ADN RUNNED THE LIVES OF PEOPLZ EVRWHERZ. HIZ PARETNZ W3R WICHEZ AND H3 AHD NO1 TO PLY WTI KUZ HIS BRO3THR DOZNT EXIST.. EXSEPT DA LUFF OF HZ LEIF NESS. BUTT NEZ MIZUNDERSTOOD HIM (MEENIE!!11!1) SO PORYK GOT MADD AND RAPPED HIM UP DEE AS. SERVED NEZZ RITE KUZ HE GETZ HIS <3 BORK3N BY PAULA WHO W3NT OUT WIT JEFF ADTER REELIZING HER TWU FEELINZ AND TONY DOZNT MATTR TO ANY1 AT ALL lolololol. PRKY FEEL BADD AFTR RAPPINZ NEZZ SO HE CUTE HIMZELF AND DIED AND NEZZ CREID AND DID DA SAM3 OVAR HIZ CORPZE. THEYZ BLED RANEBOWZ AND GOT BROT TO LYFE AS HAWT ROOBOT UINICORZ ADN LIVED AHPPILT EVAR AFTER. TEH NED!!1!111

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Tears like pearls fell from the golden-haired princess's sapphire orbs as she gazed out at the window at the stars, which shone like diamonds in the sky. How could Mario blatantly disregard her feelings like that? Why did he come home in a fit of drunken rage like an ogre and crack that wine bottle over Luigi's head and say all these nasty things to her? Just last week, he hung a squirrel out of a noose made from its own tail in front of her eyes! If only Bowser could rescue me from this monster, she thought woefully. She longed for his muscular, scaley form and the volcano-like heat of his rough breast, his claw of silver nails closed over her delicate, porcelain white skin. She longed to run her fingers through his combed, ruby mane and to have his kingly jaw run soft feathery kisses over the snowy landscape of her neck. She thought of the brave phallus that rose from his scales, blessed by the ivory ocean, a garden of pearly seed from his staff of manly life. Why couldn't he make love to her now? Why couldn't he bear her the baby she had always wanted? She wanted to be a bird... no. That was for fairy-tales. She wanted to become a unicorn, so her king could sweep her off her feet over the rainbow and be his forever.
"Always, I want to be with you, make believe with you," Peach sobbed mournfully. "And live in harmony! Harmony! Oh love! Help me Bowser! Save me!"

Just then, her king in shining armor burst throw the walls as shards of window glass fell like crystals at Peach's feet. Mario lay with silver nails impaled through his cold heart, and Bowser bowed before his queen, accepting her hand in his.
"Oh Bowser!" Peach wept happily, the crystalline tears falling down her cheeks once more. "You came!"
"Hold on to the night!" he declared perseverly. "There will be no shame!"

In the next life, they found each other once more. Their names were Silver and Lyra.

( 9Fic Snippet Out of Nowhere. Cut For Movie Spoilers )

Dunno why I typed that. Just random fic burble that popped in my head that I wanted to write down. Sounded cool at the time. I wonder if I can fit it in a fic somewhere. I just like making 9 suffer, don't I?

I played a little at dear_mun now that Eco gave me an awesome code~ Is it sad I'm starting to ship 9 and Zee-Tee? It's cute and demented at the same time, and god, poor 9. Doesn't help he got sent to the Love Hotel as a human (Oh baby~ ♥♥♥) either.

Puri wants to chat more about 9/5 and other tomfoolery with people. .___.;;; Except I'm a bit of a wuss and I still don't have anything decent to share at 9_movie. *baw*

You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.

1. Jack Walker aka Jackie (Pokemon: Temple of the Sea)
2. Zee-Tee (Eversion)
3. Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)
4. Madotsuki (Yume Nikki)
5. Princess Nahema (Eversion)
6. Pit (Kid Icarus)
7. The Kid (I Wanna Be The Guy)
8. Lucario (Pokemon: Hero of the Wave)
9. Shaymin (Pokemon: Sky's Bouquet)
10. Tonio (Pokemon: Rise of Darkrai)

( I KNOW SOMETHING THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES~! )

Long time no see! Last time, I believe we're at... Bandit's Way? Oh yes!



Puri's Super Mario RPG Screencap Misadventure is back.

( Smeeeeeeeeee! Smeeeeeeeeeeeee! )

CLIFFHANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Previous Editions

So I took a deep breath and forced myself to watch Manaphy and the Prince of the Sea. It was better than the manga adaptation. Marginally. The beginning was the only good thing about it because Jackie is awesome. How it tricks you into believing you're getting into something good! I even prepared myself for watching the damn movie:

( I still think skeleton pirates like Cortez or Barbossa should've been in this film. )

Yet even with the breathing mask and bird-watching for Jackie could prepare me for just how AWFUL this movie is. It sucked!

Manaphy movie: The Little Mermaid meets a watered-down (haha) version of Raiders of the Lost Ark. With Donkey Kong in a pirate suit as the bad guy. Seriously! He lifts a boulder twice his size and it's the closest to a barrel he ever gets to throw at Jackie. Or anyone else. In his own movie, Jackie isn't allowed to do anything exciting after the beginning. If a movie is capable of killing my fun and enthusiasm, it's this one. Subtext? Smashed. (Don't worry, Jackie/Ash! I still believe!) The cutest scene where little Jackie is snuggling with the Swablu, Altaria and Furrets? Ruined by a ridiculous do-do-wop a capella (reggae?) (Guys, you're killing the mood!) Everytime something implies action or something cool and exciting or even touching, it veers away and takes the easy route out. God I was squirming in my seat already! Though it's my head that hurts. It's... ow. I SAW IT FOR JACKIE. Did I get enough of him? NO. FUCK NO. Even being prepared to be disappointed, I KNEW my spirits would get crushed. Hell, for watching this movie, I demand a fucking reward. Namely Jackie pr0n. WHY JACKIE. WHY WERE YOU WASTED AS A CHARACTER IN A HORRIBLE FILM!? YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. WHY? WHY!?

This and Movie 7 need to die in a pit and go to fucking hell. God I hope Movie 6 and Movie 4 don't make me throw as many objects at the screen as I do now. (Barrels, in this case. With fire and knives inside) Interesting that one of my favorite PokeMovies, Movie 8, had to be wedged between those piles of sewage.



P.S. The Sea Temple Akusha = In reality, the Sleeping Beauty castle of the Walt Disney logo.

I swear to hell, Sony Vegas and Vista don't go well together at all. It runs so slow and it's impossible to make anything! T___________________T I got bits of a beginning for a new Darkrai AMV to Metallica's "Enter Sandman" but ugh. It's impossible to keep making the movie this way. *kicks program* Lands on lulzworthy screencaps though. So I snapped a shot along with a bunch of old stuff.

( A subtle ticket to hell? Pokemon madness! )

Platinum: Secret Key Get. Leaf Green: Articuno Get. So close to Mewtwo and the Islands and Pokemon League! *__________________*



I accidentally nabbed a Dunsparce egg. *barf* Considering I have that, I might as well suck it up (haha) and hatch a stupid Zubat egg I abandoned earlier. I can't stand the guilt of the "???" marks at the Dex page! D:

Greenband Jiggly (1:40:17 PM): *sigh* But gosh, I could use me some Poo pr0n. Or Poo writing.
Greenband Jiggly (1:40:23 PM): He's such a serious darling. ;;
ticktocklass (1:40:36 PM): hee
ticktocklass (1:40:46 PM): yeah, there's not much fic about him. Jeff seems to be more popular
Greenband Jiggly (1:40:53 PM): When he's receiving love from Paula, that's the best~
Greenband Jiggly (1:41:30 PM): Jeff shown up more. And I guess fanfic writers are phobic against mostly-bald martial artists with questionable names.
Greenband Jiggly (1:42:09 PM): Look the bright side!
Greenband Jiggly (1:42:58 PM): Poo spelt backwards is Oop(s)! Which leads to Spoo. Add one more consonant, and Poo's true name is... *dundundundun* Spoon!
Greenband Jiggly (1:43:28 PM): Now you can quote FF4, The Tick, and the Matrix at once!
ticktocklass (1:43:38 PM): hahahah
Greenband Jiggly (1:43:44 PM): Poo: Spoons are serious business! >(
ticktocklass (1:43:47 PM): :D
ticktocklass (1:43:52 PM): they probably use chopsticks
Greenband Jiggly (1:43:59 PM): Or sporks!
Greenband Jiggly (1:46:13 PM): Question: does Poo like spooning in sex? I bet he does.
ticktocklass (1:46:32 PM): aww
ticktocklass (1:46:35 PM): he won't admit it
Greenband Jiggly (1:46:36 PM): Poo: There IS no Spoon in my name. >(

Silly old bear Pooh. ♥

Who's getting famous? Me of course. :D

Christmas was kind of blah, but suporma is right: late presents are the best. On the last day of Hanukkah I got a GIANT SHAYMIN PLUSHIE I cuddle with me every day and night. ♥♥♥

Shaymin makes everything wonderful~ ♥