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cypsiman2
Sep. 17th, 2017 07:37 pmSend me a canon and I will describe how 4Kids would "localize" it.
Buggerpantx ran outside on his mop and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Buggerpantx? You're just a little MTT employee!"
"I MAY BE A MTT EMPLOYEE...." Buggerpaintx paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"What do you know, Buggerpantx? You're just a little MTT employee!"
"I MAY BE A MTT EMPLOYEE...." Buggerpaintx paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
Doggies to make your day~
Aug. 18th, 2015 06:26 pmI gotta start sharing all those pet goodies I store. Let's start with cute silly doggies from Youtube!
C'mon Husky. You're a grown man.
What are those wrinkled potatoes doing here?
Pugs in the tub! My favorite part involves one puppy's reaction to the blowdrier.
Huskies fear and loathe Furbies...
...Even eight months later.
I love English Bulldog puppies. They think they're so tough.
I'm shaking in my boots!
A hairless doggie partied a little too much on New Year's Eve.
Hairless Dancing Nathan is amazing and everybody should follow him.
This is why.
I can't listen to Geronimo without thinking of Nathan and Gilligan.
Huskies love autumn!
'I want my ball, but I dunwanna get wet! DDD: ...Wait, I know!'
This pom puppy displays an unusual way of sneezing.
People meet pit bulls for the first time. Pitties are our friends!
Golden Retrievers are secretly dolphins.
'Stairs are scaaaaaaaaaaaaaryyyyyyyy!'
A bby Markiplier sings with his doxie.
Milo the Maltese versus Sharks! I wonder how Samekichi would fare.
Doggie & Cow in love~ ♥
Best Dog Breeds to watch sports (or watching movies or playing video games) with. Features a lab getting a beer and Bichon Frise representation!
C'mon Husky. You're a grown man.
What are those wrinkled potatoes doing here?
Pugs in the tub! My favorite part involves one puppy's reaction to the blowdrier.
Huskies fear and loathe Furbies...
...Even eight months later.
I love English Bulldog puppies. They think they're so tough.
I'm shaking in my boots!
A hairless doggie partied a little too much on New Year's Eve.
Hairless Dancing Nathan is amazing and everybody should follow him.
This is why.
I can't listen to Geronimo without thinking of Nathan and Gilligan.
Huskies love autumn!
'I want my ball, but I dunwanna get wet! DDD: ...Wait, I know!'
This pom puppy displays an unusual way of sneezing.
People meet pit bulls for the first time. Pitties are our friends!
Golden Retrievers are secretly dolphins.
'Stairs are scaaaaaaaaaaaaaryyyyyyyy!'
A bby Markiplier sings with his doxie.
Milo the Maltese versus Sharks! I wonder how Samekichi would fare.
Doggie & Cow in love~ ♥
Best Dog Breeds to watch sports (or watching movies or playing video games) with. Features a lab getting a beer and Bichon Frise representation!
#50DollarsNot50Shades
Feb. 13th, 2015 12:59 pm5 Reasons Pornstars Hate 50 Shades Of Grey
This is hilarious and so true. "Where's the dick!?" is a question I always ask myself whenever I watch mainstream porn and sex scenes. <.<
I'm spending my Friday the 13th at the Cattery~ ♥
This is hilarious and so true. "Where's the dick!?" is a question I always ask myself whenever I watch mainstream porn and sex scenes. <.<
I'm spending my Friday the 13th at the Cattery~ ♥
Puri MSTs a lame MST of a lame fic that may or may not accidently be shotacon. (NSFW)
Considering all the toxic "romances" I've been dealing with lately, it's quite refreshing to poke fun of old-fashioned stupidfic. XD
I'm kind of disappointed I'll never get to see what bad Teddy yaoi the author planned. Morbid curiosity, man! :o
Considering all the toxic "romances" I've been dealing with lately, it's quite refreshing to poke fun of old-fashioned stupidfic. XD
I'm kind of disappointed I'll never get to see what bad Teddy yaoi the author planned. Morbid curiosity, man! :o
Been a while since I made one of these.
Mar. 14th, 2014 05:40 am
About three things I was absolutely positive:
First, Lysandre was the leader of Team Flare.
Second, there was a part of him - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Inspired by this post.
The 6 Male Characters Women Never Get to See in Movies
This is one of the best feminist articles I've read in a while. I especially lol'd at #2.
This is one of the best feminist articles I've read in a while. I especially lol'd at #2.
Reading articles for Composition II
Oct. 21st, 2013 04:49 pmI found this little gem from The Problem(s) With Fan Fiction:
If you’ve got crazy cool ideas for characters and relationships, don’t waste them in someone else’s world. Do you think Suzanne Collins would have been successful if she reworked her Hunger Game stories into works of Rugrats fan fiction?
Congratulations, author. You just shot yourself in the foot, 'cause now Hunger Games AUs in Rugrats fanfiction probably exists. Or will exist. I don't even like Rugrats, and the first thing I thought was, "Dude, now I wanna see Collins do dark Rugrats fic set in her own universe."
Is it me, or does a few of the anti-fanfic arguments seem misogynistic? "Ugh, women and their slash and talentless hacks masturbating over porn of someone else's characters! Stupid anime fangirls who crush over hot bishounen disrespect the author by writing fanfiction."
If you’ve got crazy cool ideas for characters and relationships, don’t waste them in someone else’s world. Do you think Suzanne Collins would have been successful if she reworked her Hunger Game stories into works of Rugrats fan fiction?
Congratulations, author. You just shot yourself in the foot, 'cause now Hunger Games AUs in Rugrats fanfiction probably exists. Or will exist. I don't even like Rugrats, and the first thing I thought was, "Dude, now I wanna see Collins do dark Rugrats fic set in her own universe."
Is it me, or does a few of the anti-fanfic arguments seem misogynistic? "Ugh, women and their slash and talentless hacks masturbating over porn of someone else's characters! Stupid anime fangirls who crush over hot bishounen disrespect the author by writing fanfiction."
But then again, I didn't expect it to be. Let's see what we've got here!
Who's sexier?
The fans pick: Holli Wood
Holli Wood: 67%
Jessica Rabbit: 33%
*feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter*
Good thing this one poll is the minority. Most people love Jessica and have never heard of Holli, and it should stay that way. :P
I think i know nowwhy so many people don´t like Titanic : The animated Movie.. I mean, not just because of the story and such... Since i´m doing a comparison between both versions ( cut and uncut) i noticed maaaaany animation errors... i might do a indepth article about it, to show how many things are just poorly done and how it would have been possible to make it a better movie ( yes, there wold be ways for that!)
But i´m really happy that the other titanic movies are now higher on your list then this one.
Yeah, it just occurred to me that the story is bad and the animation sucks (and traced), but the fact that it's BLATANTLY OFFENSIVE BY DISMISSING TITANIC AS A LEGEND INSTEAD OF A REAL LIFE TRAGEDY doesn't come to mind. Not at all.
My Top 20 Saddest Childhood Animated Movie Moments... and Nice Guyism!
( Way to shame Esmeralda for not returning a man's crush, asshole. )
If he thinks Disney!Esmeralda is bad, hoo boy. Book!Esmeralda will drive him up the Chrysler building.
From the same person who hates Esmeralda, I find his reasons of why WALL-E is on his 10 Worst Animated Films list to be... rather flawed.
( Haters Gonna Hate! :D )
At first, I thought this was written by a 13-year-old. Turns out he's 18. *feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter... again*
Who's sexier?
The fans pick: Holli Wood
Holli Wood: 67%
Jessica Rabbit: 33%
*feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter*
Good thing this one poll is the minority. Most people love Jessica and have never heard of Holli, and it should stay that way. :P
I think i know nowwhy so many people don´t like Titanic : The animated Movie.. I mean, not just because of the story and such... Since i´m doing a comparison between both versions ( cut and uncut) i noticed maaaaany animation errors... i might do a indepth article about it, to show how many things are just poorly done and how it would have been possible to make it a better movie ( yes, there wold be ways for that!)
But i´m really happy that the other titanic movies are now higher on your list then this one.
Yeah, it just occurred to me that the story is bad and the animation sucks (and traced), but the fact that it's BLATANTLY OFFENSIVE BY DISMISSING TITANIC AS A LEGEND INSTEAD OF A REAL LIFE TRAGEDY doesn't come to mind. Not at all.
My Top 20 Saddest Childhood Animated Movie Moments... and Nice Guyism!
( Way to shame Esmeralda for not returning a man's crush, asshole. )
If he thinks Disney!Esmeralda is bad, hoo boy. Book!Esmeralda will drive him up the Chrysler building.
From the same person who hates Esmeralda, I find his reasons of why WALL-E is on his 10 Worst Animated Films list to be... rather flawed.
( Haters Gonna Hate! :D )
At first, I thought this was written by a 13-year-old. Turns out he's 18. *feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter... again*
Still the best 1973
Jul. 19th, 2013 12:48 pmI just finished reading and listening to a really awesome creepypasta based off the NES Godzilla. Sure, it's had its corny moments ("I KILLED SPOILER MUFASA") and cliches common in crappypastas ("ZOMG THE GAMEZ ALIVE AND TALKING TO ME!!!11!1"), but the spritework and the way the author sets up the atmosphere is so good, I can forgive them. I was invested in this from beginning to end, and though a lot of people would disagree with me, I thought the ending was satisfying and well-deserved. There's a lot of legitimately creepy parts in this, particularly the Entropy level. :o
The dramatic reading is great too, it plays music from the original game and such, and has a few bonus jumpscares. Plus the reader kinda sounds like James Rolfe at points. :o Someone recommended it over the original blog, but your call.
Retsupurae did a dramatic reading of a SMB3 crappypasta called BLOOD WHISTLE. I gotta give my hand in riffing that one when I get some spare time. XD
The dramatic reading is great too, it plays music from the original game and such, and has a few bonus jumpscares. Plus the reader kinda sounds like James Rolfe at points. :o Someone recommended it over the original blog, but your call.
Retsupurae did a dramatic reading of a SMB3 crappypasta called BLOOD WHISTLE. I gotta give my hand in riffing that one when I get some spare time. XD
Let's MST: Starfox 6664
Jun. 26th, 2013 12:45 pmIt's that time again! Time to MST more crappypastas! :D This time, we'll be looking at "Starfox 6664", a pasta so over-the-top that after it was featured on Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime, it was moved to the Trollpasta wiki. Boy, this should be fun! :D
( Can't let you brew that, Starbucks! )
( Can't let you brew that, Starbucks! )
"That's not a hand, that's a spider."
Jun. 2nd, 2013 12:10 pmWTF Yaoi Anatomy
My new favorite tumblr blog, nomnomnom. 8)
Edit: Fuck Yeah Bad Yaoi for even more fun! :D
My new favorite tumblr blog, nomnomnom. 8)
Edit: Fuck Yeah Bad Yaoi for even more fun! :D
George Takei Responds to Traditional Marriage Fans
Did I mention that Takei is my hero?
19 Creative Ways People Have Satirized Anti-Gay Arguments
I've seen some of these before, but it's always nice to look at them again~ ♥
Did I mention that Takei is my hero?
19 Creative Ways People Have Satirized Anti-Gay Arguments
I've seen some of these before, but it's always nice to look at them again~ ♥
Famous Media Genderflipped Cover Game
May. 9th, 2013 09:37 pmOkay, now that I've taken a few deep breaths, let's play a game inspired by Maureen Dowd's twitter, 'cause it's awesome.
Instructions: Take a favorite book or imagine your favorite video game/movie/webcomic/etc. was a book. If its original creator was a guy, genderflip him and give his book a stereotypically girly cover. If a female creator, genderflip her and give her book a badass/decent cover that accurately shows what her book is about.
( Here's a few examples I made to get you started. :) )
Instructions: Take a favorite book or imagine your favorite video game/movie/webcomic/etc. was a book. If its original creator was a guy, genderflip him and give his book a stereotypically girly cover. If a female creator, genderflip her and give her book a badass/decent cover that accurately shows what her book is about.
( Here's a few examples I made to get you started. :) )
I blew more air into her mouth, but there was nothing there. Just the lifeless rise of her chest in response. I kept pumping her heart, counting, while he worked manically over her, trying to put her back together. All the king's horses and all the king's men…
But there was nothing there, just me, just him.
Working over a corpse.
Because that's all that was left of the girl we both loved. This broken, bled-out, mangled corpse. We couldn't put Bella together again.
This is my headcanon ending to Twilight. No imprinting pedophilia, no Perfect-Vampire-Bella, no nothing. Just Dead Bella, Edward and Jacob grieving and Forever Alone, and Renesmee the Anti-Christ about to take over the world, while the final lines allude to Humpty-Dumpty. It's ingenious. :D
But there was nothing there, just me, just him.
Working over a corpse.
Because that's all that was left of the girl we both loved. This broken, bled-out, mangled corpse. We couldn't put Bella together again.
This is my headcanon ending to Twilight. No imprinting pedophilia, no Perfect-Vampire-Bella, no nothing. Just Dead Bella, Edward and Jacob grieving and Forever Alone, and Renesmee the Anti-Christ about to take over the world, while the final lines allude to Humpty-Dumpty. It's ingenious. :D
