Bandit's Way :: Never Smile at a Crocodile
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shamanicshayminLong time no see! Last time, I believe we're at... Bandit's Way? Oh yes!
Puri's Super Mario RPG Screencap Misadventure is back.
It's been a while since we last capped! Maybe Chancellor's map will help us.
Uh huh. It helps knowing the Mushroom Kingdom's the size of Canada while the area down below's as big as Russia.
Over here, we got a big blue meteorite, a giant Sand-Coat Burmy, and Titanic, the Ship of Dreams. Hey look, it's the Island of Dr. Moreau!
The sword in his oversized sheath. I think that's supposed to be a Bowser-shaped mountain, but it looks like the Koopalings are pouring out of his left arm like a buncha demons. :o
Between Mario and Mallow, Mario decided to rough it out like a man in his heart-patterned boxers.
Having an Antidote Pin on Mallow is a super smart strategy. :o
P.S. You can change the way background pattern moves by holding the L & R buttons and pressing whatever direction on the control stick you like. Backwards, forwards, up, down, left, right, and all those crazy diagonals!
Anyway, saying goodbye to the sleeping Toad at the inn:
Just one question: are you a hikkikomori?
And we're off! Croco will be MORE than happy to see us on Mugger's Street.
And here, we catch Croco touching himself. No wonder he jumps and acts surprised!
Mallow glances around his surroundings with the speed of a dragonfly before shaking his FISTS OF CAPSLOCK RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
I guess Croco isn't a clever enough magician to hide it in his hat.
Way to punch him in the childhood gut, Croco. He HAS no mommy!Or does he? *DUNDUNDUN*
Croco skips to his lou and now it's time for action.
Flowers aren't well-known for their privacy.
*LE GASP*
Ah ha! Croco finally points out Mario's not as great a jumper everyone makes him out to be!
Croco doesn't need no stinkin' Whirligig Copter Flower.
HEY! I'm the only one allowed to steal coins around here, got that? At least he got lazy and jumped off.
For justice and free coins! :o
Alas, Mario uses that money to pay for his own medical bills.
Moving on!
Golden Gate Bridge! Alas, nothing much to see here.
Unless you fell off and got caught.
Aren't you supposed to be robotic dogs instead of sewer rats?
Seriously Croco. Count your moneymaker in a place where we can't see you.
Croco: AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME. >(
Here he comes! Here comes Speed Racer!
He's a demon on wheels!
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone!
As you can see, Mallow does half the damage Mario does. But it isn't his fault he has no weapon yet. D:
You know, squinting a bit, maybe they are kinda dog-like. They don't even have rat tails.
Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about this one! Aside from the other flower bonuses, sometimes a member of your party defeats a foe, and if "Once Again!" shows up, s/he goes an extra turn! Neat huh? :3 I think I remember getting chains of 3-4 or maybe 5 too. :o
Mallow's in his infancy, but he gets the job done. Doesn't die 24/7 and I'm good with that. XD
GO SPEED RACER. GO SPEED RACER.
GO SPEED RACER GO.
What the heck is he doing?
Uh oh, spotted us again. Helps not just standing there to gawk, Mario.
Considering what Croco was doing just now, let's do the exact opposite! :D
Guess we know what this means...
MOON PRISM POWER!!11!1
With your powers combined, I am...
...Sailor Luigi!?
Oh yeah. We're badass. The K-9s come out you like kamikaze ships for the slaughter.
A fun whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~! whirly sound is made. I believe this is good news for us.
Whoo hoo! Oh yeah, I'm awesome.
It's kind of sad Mallow's this close to trouncing Mario's defense already. Considering he's low everywhere else, that's gotta mean something. Also do my eyes deceive me? A healing spell? FUCK YEAH
Seriously, Croco. What do you have in there that's so special?
Ceiling*Lakitu already sold the videos to Playshroom.
Let's play the Croco Shuffle!
Talking to yourself while a plumber and a little kid are right behind you is super clever, Croco.
The Poor Man's Where's Waldo.
If Croco sees you. Once he says that, he runs somewhere else.
You gotta poke him from behind, like this.
When you do it right, he turns and jumps. :)
HO SNAP CROCO WARPED THE FLOOR okay that didn't fool anyone.
100 years for Croco. For Jirachi, an instant.
30 years if you're a tobacco-chewing alcoholic.
Mario: Tie him up, Mallow! Put an apple in his mouth!
Mallow: Can you stop kissing me now? DDD:
Geez, no wonder the guy can't make any money.
WE GET SIGNAL
Croco decides to ram into Mario for his first attack.
Sometimes he digs for explosive coins in his bag and tosses them at you.
Now that isn't very nice! Give him some electrotherapy, Mallow.
Thunderbolt! Time it right and you get another crash of thunder. Alas, Pokemon mechanics don't work in this game, or Croco isn't a water-type. Dang.
Plan B! Bringing out the big guns...
Rekka Shin'en!
Oh yeah! I'm awesome. 8)
After that mishap, Croco loses a turn! It's a good idea to heal with Mallow or mushrooms or honey syrup during this stage while he's distracted by his bottom on fire. I didn't need to heal much in this battle though, if at all, 'cause I'm a gamer geek with no life. I swear Mallow gets useful, you just haven't seen HP Rain in action yet. :o
LAUGH IT UP BITCH.
The coin bounces off Mallow's head.
Too bad they weren't in the city so Croco would toss his coin down a grate.
Croco: *stomps up and down* I WANT AN OOMPA-LOOMPA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
You're sure you didn't just throw a spinning lime at us?
GET A JOB CROCO
Mallow officially takes pride knowing he's more mature than a 30-year-old reptile.
You know, I COULD have just given you the Frog Coin I found in the castle, but it's not like Mario would know what to do with it anyway. Maybe it's a special mint coin?
More loot! Flower Tabs are good for the soul.
What do tadpoles use to breathe outside water anyway? Asthma inhalers?
Oooooh! I wonder how much is left on his Visa!
Mario: I have-a no choice. D:
Suddenly, a spring falls out of the sky. Where does it take me?
Hey, back to start! How convenient! *_____* I wasn't looking forward to dealing with a bunch of annoying monsters after being tuckered out like that.
Let's save! lulz jumping between files.
Let's get a good snooze--what!? Holy shit. oO;;;
CLIFFHANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Previous Editions
Puri's Super Mario RPG Screencap Misadventure is back.
It's been a while since we last capped! Maybe Chancellor's map will help us.
Uh huh. It helps knowing the Mushroom Kingdom's the size of Canada while the area down below's as big as Russia.
Over here, we got a big blue meteorite, a giant Sand-Coat Burmy, and Titanic, the Ship of Dreams. Hey look, it's the Island of Dr. Moreau!
The sword in his oversized sheath. I think that's supposed to be a Bowser-shaped mountain, but it looks like the Koopalings are pouring out of his left arm like a buncha demons. :o
Between Mario and Mallow, Mario decided to rough it out like a man in his heart-patterned boxers.
Having an Antidote Pin on Mallow is a super smart strategy. :o
P.S. You can change the way background pattern moves by holding the L & R buttons and pressing whatever direction on the control stick you like. Backwards, forwards, up, down, left, right, and all those crazy diagonals!
Anyway, saying goodbye to the sleeping Toad at the inn:
Just one question: are you a hikkikomori?
And we're off! Croco will be MORE than happy to see us on Mugger's Street.
And here, we catch Croco touching himself. No wonder he jumps and acts surprised!
Mallow glances around his surroundings with the speed of a dragonfly before shaking his FISTS OF CAPSLOCK RAAAAAAAAAAGE.
I guess Croco isn't a clever enough magician to hide it in his hat.
Way to punch him in the childhood gut, Croco. He HAS no mommy!
Croco skips to his lou and now it's time for action.
Flowers aren't well-known for their privacy.
*LE GASP*
Ah ha! Croco finally points out Mario's not as great a jumper everyone makes him out to be!
Croco doesn't need no stinkin' Whirligig Copter Flower.
HEY! I'm the only one allowed to steal coins around here, got that? At least he got lazy and jumped off.
For justice and free coins! :o
Alas, Mario uses that money to pay for his own medical bills.
Moving on!
Golden Gate Bridge! Alas, nothing much to see here.
Unless you fell off and got caught.
Aren't you supposed to be robotic dogs instead of sewer rats?
Seriously Croco. Count your money
Croco: AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME. >(
Here he comes! Here comes Speed Racer!
He's a demon on wheels!
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone!
As you can see, Mallow does half the damage Mario does. But it isn't his fault he has no weapon yet. D:
You know, squinting a bit, maybe they are kinda dog-like. They don't even have rat tails.
Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about this one! Aside from the other flower bonuses, sometimes a member of your party defeats a foe, and if "Once Again!" shows up, s/he goes an extra turn! Neat huh? :3 I think I remember getting chains of 3-4 or maybe 5 too. :o
Mallow's in his infancy, but he gets the job done. Doesn't die 24/7 and I'm good with that. XD
GO SPEED RACER. GO SPEED RACER.
GO SPEED RACER GO.
What the heck is he doing?
Uh oh, spotted us again. Helps not just standing there to gawk, Mario.
Considering what Croco was doing just now, let's do the exact opposite! :D
Guess we know what this means...
MOON PRISM POWER!!11!1
With your powers combined, I am...
...Sailor Luigi!?
Oh yeah. We're badass. The K-9s come out you like kamikaze ships for the slaughter.
A fun whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~! whirly sound is made. I believe this is good news for us.
Whoo hoo! Oh yeah, I'm awesome.
It's kind of sad Mallow's this close to trouncing Mario's defense already. Considering he's low everywhere else, that's gotta mean something. Also do my eyes deceive me? A healing spell? FUCK YEAH
Seriously, Croco. What do you have in there that's so special?
Ceiling*Lakitu already sold the videos to Playshroom.
Let's play the Croco Shuffle!
Talking to yourself while a plumber and a little kid are right behind you is super clever, Croco.
The Poor Man's Where's Waldo.
If Croco sees you. Once he says that, he runs somewhere else.
You gotta poke him from behind, like this.
When you do it right, he turns and jumps. :)
HO SNAP CROCO WARPED THE FLOOR okay that didn't fool anyone.
100 years for Croco. For Jirachi, an instant.
30 years if you're a tobacco-chewing alcoholic.
Mario: Tie him up, Mallow! Put an apple in his mouth!
Mallow: Can you stop kissing me now? DDD:
Geez, no wonder the guy can't make any money.
WE GET SIGNAL
Croco decides to ram into Mario for his first attack.
Sometimes he digs for explosive coins in his bag and tosses them at you.
Now that isn't very nice! Give him some electrotherapy, Mallow.
Thunderbolt! Time it right and you get another crash of thunder. Alas, Pokemon mechanics don't work in this game, or Croco isn't a water-type. Dang.
Plan B! Bringing out the big guns...
Rekka Shin'en!
Oh yeah! I'm awesome. 8)
After that mishap, Croco loses a turn! It's a good idea to heal with Mallow or mushrooms or honey syrup during this stage while he's distracted by his bottom on fire. I didn't need to heal much in this battle though, if at all, 'cause I'm a gamer geek with no life. I swear Mallow gets useful, you just haven't seen HP Rain in action yet. :o
LAUGH IT UP BITCH.
The coin bounces off Mallow's head.
Too bad they weren't in the city so Croco would toss his coin down a grate.
Croco: *stomps up and down* I WANT AN OOMPA-LOOMPA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
You're sure you didn't just throw a spinning lime at us?
GET A JOB CROCO
Mallow officially takes pride knowing he's more mature than a 30-year-old reptile.
You know, I COULD have just given you the Frog Coin I found in the castle, but it's not like Mario would know what to do with it anyway. Maybe it's a special mint coin?
More loot! Flower Tabs are good for the soul.
What do tadpoles use to breathe outside water anyway? Asthma inhalers?
Oooooh! I wonder how much is left on his Visa!
Mario: I have-a no choice. D:
Suddenly, a spring falls out of the sky. Where does it take me?
Hey, back to start! How convenient! *_____* I wasn't looking forward to dealing with a bunch of annoying monsters after being tuckered out like that.
Let's save! lulz jumping between files.
Let's get a good snooze--what!? Holy shit. oO;;;
CLIFFHANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Previous Editions
