All art is at once surface and symbol

Another fun meme from ceasefire:

1. Pick your 5 favorite OTPs (One True Pairs)
2. Find pictures and post them
3. Give the name of the OTP (One True Pair) and what fandom they're from
4. List your favorite moment between them

( And now, we take a journey beneath the cut. )

The latest MLP episode makes me thirsty. I'll have to make due with a cold glass of apple juice.

I'm in such a good mood~ Mwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing~! ♥♥♥



To make this entry not entirely empty, here's something cute. ;D

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Tears like pearls fell from the golden-haired princess's sapphire orbs as she gazed out at the window at the stars, which shone like diamonds in the sky. How could Mario blatantly disregard her feelings like that? Why did he come home in a fit of drunken rage like an ogre and crack that wine bottle over Luigi's head and say all these nasty things to her? Just last week, he hung a squirrel out of a noose made from its own tail in front of her eyes! If only Bowser could rescue me from this monster, she thought woefully. She longed for his muscular, scaley form and the volcano-like heat of his rough breast, his claw of silver nails closed over her delicate, porcelain white skin. She longed to run her fingers through his combed, ruby mane and to have his kingly jaw run soft feathery kisses over the snowy landscape of her neck. She thought of the brave phallus that rose from his scales, blessed by the ivory ocean, a garden of pearly seed from his staff of manly life. Why couldn't he make love to her now? Why couldn't he bear her the baby she had always wanted? She wanted to be a bird... no. That was for fairy-tales. She wanted to become a unicorn, so her king could sweep her off her feet over the rainbow and be his forever.
"Always, I want to be with you, make believe with you," Peach sobbed mournfully. "And live in harmony! Harmony! Oh love! Help me Bowser! Save me!"

Just then, her king in shining armor burst throw the walls as shards of window glass fell like crystals at Peach's feet. Mario lay with silver nails impaled through his cold heart, and Bowser bowed before his queen, accepting her hand in his.
"Oh Bowser!" Peach wept happily, the crystalline tears falling down her cheeks once more. "You came!"
"Hold on to the night!" he declared perseverly. "There will be no shame!"

In the next life, they found each other once more. Their names were Silver and Lyra.

lol I forgot this meme. Let's do three! 'Cause I want to end this post on a happy note, haha. :P

# Day 16 - What is the absolute worst pairing?

( Oh dear. XD )

# Day 17 - A pairing you thought would never work out, but did?

( Hmm... )

# Day 18 - What is the cutest pairing?

( PIC SPAAAAAAM )

( 30 Day Shipping Meme )

I need more Red/Lucas pics. ;-;

*cries* I want theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! ;______________________________;

Yes, even Pippi. *paws at the screen with a whimper*

Gods, I feel poor. I want both the Mother 1 sets with Ness/Paula/Poo (dur hur hur) and Ness/Jeff/Dr. Andonuts/Mr. Saturn. T-T

# Day 06 - The best kiss?

All of Dee & Ryo's scenes in FAKE. ♥

Outlaw Star with Gene & Melfina had an epic kiss. Gods, it's been years since I've seen that show, I barely remember a thing.

WALL-E & EVE's buzz kiss~ ♥

The ending to Nightmare Before Christmas. ;;

Megan and Graham in But I'm a Cheerleader! in the back of the bar and during the Glass Vase, Cello Case scene. Just baw.

The early kisses in Adrian Lyne's Lolita in a DEAR GOD NO kind of way.

Princess Bride. 'Nuff said.

Never saw X/1999. But I saw an AMV where it had Fuuma kissing a crucified Kamui. That was cool in a twisted kinda way. :o

Rotom and Shaymin's kiss in the mistletoe event in pokedressing. Just... oh god, I feel warm and fuzzy every time I keep rereading that.

Speaking of Rotom and Shaymin~

( AWWWWWW! )



9:04 in. A peck on the cheek that leads to the best expression of King Dedede ever. But hey, if you've got spare time, you can see how cute Kirby & Ribbon are in general. :)

Now for our usual fanart splurge~ From snogging to pecks to eskimo kisses, get ready to squee~ ♥♥♥

( First, we have a couple gay hedgehogs. )

( But those two schoolboys just take the cake. ghskjghskjghr )

Mwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing~

❀ Everyone has dirty fandom secrets or guilty pleasures or unpopular opinions.
❀ List five of yours.
❀ Get cries of OMG YOU TOO or WTF ARE YOU SMOKING.
❀ Profit!

1. I don't like Pokey Minch and I'm getting kind of sick of him. Yes he's a good villain. But he's also a disgusting and manipulative cowardly little brat, and it annoys me whenever he's shown as the Draco in Leather Pants by the fans. I prefer Giegue/Gyiyg/Giygas, kthnkx.

2. Paul from Pokemon is an annoying asshole and I find nothing appealing about him. I guess that makes me Anne Bronte of the Brontes, eh?

3. People complaining about the new starters and 5th gen and believing Pokemon's jumped the shark: shut up already. You're sounding like Sonic fans. Interesting how you preach there can only be 150/1 Pokemon while finding no complaints about Johto and G/S/C under the same breath. Ugh, hypocrisy. The only beef I have is people whoring out the water starter and everyone begging to take pity on it because it's so disliked. Gee, I wonder why. *huggles Fire Piggie and Excalibur Snake*

4. Ash/Misty, Ash/May, Ash/Dawn, Ash/Latest Female Companion. I don't care about any of them and they bore me to tears. Screw the ships, I'm living in my Ash/Latias submarine.

5. I can't think of anything. Insert whatever you know I've complained about before here.

Don't mind me. I'm just really cranky and tired of putting up with Mom's constant chatter and pessimism and misery. I got to get out of here and escape to the library.

(1) List 10 5 "ONE TRUE PAIRINGS" that you admire.
(2) Put all of them in order (10-1, 1 is the ultimate OTP).
(3) Supply photos for said people.
(4) Post your favorite quote.

Screw this, I'm putting quotes first, then picture. :P I'm only doing five ships 'cause I always get so distracted looking for quotes, and some of my ships don't even exchange a word with another, so yeah. :P

( Nomnomnom pictures nom. OTPs not really in order except Sonadow )

Poor Geno/Mallow, Poo/Paula and all the other OTPs I left out. :( Oh well. Always next time.

So Mom and I had a fight. I apologized, Mom lifted the ban, now I want to put the situation behind me and not talk about it anymore. I'm already filled with enough stress.

things puri would never say

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA

Puri went looking for 9 icons, nom. Not the greatest but it's the best I could find, considering the movie just came out and all. :o Puri tried making one of her own, but GIMP kept crashing and it made me frustrated. I miss Photoshop so much. ;; While we're at it, let me make a recommendation~ ♥

Whether or not you've seen 9 yet, you'll find the animated short it originated from quite interesting. :o At the end, a lot of audiences asked why the world ended the way it did, hence the movie went under production. :o Dear god, Shane Acker needs to make more animated movies. All the years of hard work that was put into 9 is just incredible. *________*


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Yes, I found 9 Squibies. I'm so sad. XD

( The Rest of the Set is Under the Stitch~ ♥ )

It takes 99 to reach the first stage and 499 for final. Dear god, this'll take forever. T____T I'll have Hydra to help out, but still. Click for Puri? It'll make her happy~ *cliiiiing*

( Why Look! It's an Earthbound/Mother Meme I Ganked From DA! )

And now, for the answers to the shipping meme~ ♥

➀ Such a sweet, innocent man... I think I'll kill him. Madotsuki/Masada, Shocky
➁ You summoned a fucking death god, but that's okay, I still love you. (Diane/Butler, nom)
➂ Interracial cuteness is serious business FTW Poo/Paula, Jamie
➃ Holding a balloon with a sharp tongue. (Baron Alberto/Tonio. I guess this is a tough one. :P)
➄ He realized his heart was as big as his hair. (Teddy/Loid. Another one I probably worded poorly. XDD;;;)
➅ G-rated Hot Spring Love (Sir Aaron/Lucario. "Come soak your feet in the water with me, Lucario!")
➆ Let's put a smile on that face with a little rubbin'. Kyukyu-kun/Mr. Mars, Shocky
➇ The Stalker with a Heart of Gold Jeff/Tony, Shocky
➈ Their hearts were swapped and so was mine. Jackie/Ash, Taku
➉ A Swing, a Portrait and a Kiss needs no words. (Latias/Ash. I made this too hard, didn't I? XDD;;;)

Hard!Bonus: Nice guys finish last... monsters finish first. (Jai guessed the correct fandom! :3 If you want to be super specific with names, Zee-Tee/Princess Nahema. You'll see for yourself if you haven't already. XD)


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Bongani needs your help to become Skymin~!

( Won't You Help His Shaymin Siblings Too? :33 )

As the Gratitude Pokemon, Shaymin will shower you with lots of thanks and blossoms~ ♥♥♥