All of Toby Fox's music gets replaced with this constant generic synthesizer noise because children can't be trusted to have attention spans in scenes with silence. Chara gets a stomach-ache, so she (yes, she) gets taken outside for some fresh air with her best friend, only for the two of them to be picked on by the bullies of her village and go missing. ;(
Frisk--our adorable spunky heroine--gets bullied by the monsters who want to throw her out of the Underground back to the surface (like the king did to all other humans before them!) But thankfully, she teaches them all the power of friendship, and she agrees to find a way to free everybody! Alphys is afraid to reconnect with her cousin Undyne because she's afraid she'll find all her blob pets she keeps downstairs gross and ugly and stinky.
But the biggest twist of all is Chara's best friend had been transformed into an evil flower who cannot understand love and goodness by one of the magic-using bullies at Chara's village! Flowey's true identity is none other than...
...
Andy Dreemurr!
...What? No religion or death references allowed! >(
Five children are kidnapped by the mysterious Purple Man! It's up to Freddy and his friends to find and rescue them, but they think Mike Schmidt is the culprit! They're gonna trap him and send him straight to jail! >(
It all started because Purple Man was sad his daughter went missing after Circus Baby scared her away with how creepy she is. ;( The poor little boy also got nightmares because his mean brother is always picking on him (but don't worry, generic synthesizer pop music is always playing so kids won't get bored from silence OR too scared!), and one time, he and his friends dragged him toward Freddy to give him a fright... good thing responsible adults were there to put an end to this behavior and the boy wasn't hurt! Since that day, the boy was no longer scared of his toys.
Justice prevails! Ballora, Circus Baby, and all the Sister Location animatronics were able to escape, and while Purple Guy won't be caught until the end of the series by the kids themselves (he fainted inside the suit because it's so hot! Geez, there's no blood it was all edited out!), Ennard gets to live happily ever after with Eggs Benedict!
Hinawa has gone missing, and so has Claus when he has set out to look for her! Lucas must go on a quest to save his mother and brother with his dog and his new pals! Lucas must pull the Seven Needles, and conveniently nothing happens to the Magypsies when he does. Mecha-Drago? Just a flesh wound, it's fine. Masked Man? Another flesh wound! Lucas pulls out the last needle with no risk whatsoever, and footage from the beginning is recycled to show it was all a bad dream. Yippee!
Tanetane Island was just a silly goofy episode where nothing truly creepy happened.
4KIDS was okay with James (crossdresser) and Harley (super flamboyant dude from the Hoenn seasons) in Pokemon, so the Magypsies wouldn't be too much of a stretch, though they would be re-gendered into boys. :P
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
branchandroot
no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 04:10 am (UTC)Frisk--our adorable spunky heroine--gets bullied by the monsters who want to throw her out of the Underground back to the surface (like the king did to all other humans before them!) But thankfully, she teaches them all the power of friendship, and she agrees to find a way to free everybody! Alphys is afraid to reconnect with her cousin Undyne because she's afraid she'll find all her blob pets she keeps downstairs gross and ugly and stinky.
But the biggest twist of all is Chara's best friend had been transformed into an evil flower who cannot understand love and goodness by one of the magic-using bullies at Chara's village! Flowey's true identity is none other than...
...
Andy Dreemurr!
...What? No religion or death references allowed! >(
no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 04:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 04:33 am (UTC)It all started because Purple Man was sad his daughter went missing after Circus Baby scared her away with how creepy she is. ;( The poor little boy also got nightmares because his mean brother is always picking on him (but don't worry, generic synthesizer pop music is always playing so kids won't get bored from silence OR too scared!), and one time, he and his friends dragged him toward Freddy to give him a fright... good thing responsible adults were there to put an end to this behavior and the boy wasn't hurt! Since that day, the boy was no longer scared of his toys.
Justice prevails! Ballora, Circus Baby, and all the Sister Location animatronics were able to escape, and while Purple Guy won't be caught until the end of the series by the kids themselves (he fainted inside the suit because it's so hot! Geez, there's no blood
it was all edited out!), Ennard gets to live happily ever after with Eggs Benedict!no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 09:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-19 12:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-18 10:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-19 12:52 am (UTC)Tanetane Island was just a silly goofy episode where nothing truly creepy happened.
no subject
Date: 2017-09-19 12:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-09-19 07:24 pm (UTC)