shamanicshaymin: Precious cinnamon roll. (Papyrus :: Squee!)
Buggerpantx ran outside on his mop and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Buggerpantx? You're just a little MTT employee!"

"I MAY BE A MTT EMPLOYEE...." Buggerpaintx paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Utena/Anthy :: Look Into My Eyes)
Why the #AskELJames Tag Matters

I think when people comment on what happened yesterday, they see her as an author who is being savaged. Again, if people stick to critiquing the problematic themes and ideas of the book and its terrible writing “style,” then that’s truly fair game. However, I think some of her defenders, like with Vanity Fair, are unaware that E.L. James isn’t being bullied. Instead, she has seemed to behave like a bully for years. She’s been nasty to the Twilight fandom who made her famous. A May 2012 article from Crushable by Natalie Zutter, in its texts and comments, documented the history of Ms. James and her fans during her tenure in Twilight fandom. During that time, she encouraged her “Bunker Babes” or fan army to overrun Goodreads and Amazon forums (against the spirit of the terms of service) to promote her book and shout down detractors. Additionally, she would send nasty emails and publicly mock readers on Twitter who even pointed out typos or expressed genuine confusion by the text. Most appalling of all was her alleged apparent tendency to use her Twitter to post the personal addresses and information of her critics (something the Stop the Goodreads Bullies site has faced massive criticism for in the past). She even allowed her fans to harass a teenage girl in Russia who made the mistake of translating Fifty Shades of Grey, then Master of the Universe, into Russian without James’s express permission.

I’m not saying previous troll-like behavior justifies personal attacks on the #askeljames tag. It does not. Again, the minority of the comments were attacks on her and her fans personally and those weren’t okay. However, those nastier ones don’t negate the real valid comments about abuse and stalking, the retweets of quotes from the actual books that match red flag checklists, or the legitimate questions and expressed hurt of offended survivors.


That’s what the bulk of the hashtag was about, and that’s why it matters. In an age when celebrities can throw enough money at problems to make them go away, the Twitter tag is a small relief, a way to get thoughts out there even if they will largely stay ignored. Besides, can anyone really be so ignorant after Bill Cosby’s tar-and-feathering with the #CosbyMeme or Robin Thicke being taken to task for his creepy behavior toward his ex-wife and his terrible views on consent in “Blurred Lines” with his #AskThicke tag, that they truly believe asking Twitter for an honest conversation with a controversial celebrity is going to work well? Again, on Tuesday, Republican hopeful Bobby Jindal’s #AskBobby tag was equally as large a disaster. Oddly, you don’t see nearly as many articles in the mainstream media about it period, and so far I’ve seen none that have called what happened to him “bullying.” James is about as public a figure as Jindal now. Again, you can’t be Publishers Weekly’s “Publishing Person of the Year” in 2012 and not also live under public scrutiny. It’s a trade-off.

Whoo hoo!

Jun. 23rd, 2015 05:12 am
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Charlotte :: Let Me Eat You)
Gabriel's Inferno is finished! All that's left is revision and inserting reaction .gifs! :D
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Toadette :: OMG)
"Does Mr. Roger's know you're at a party again?" He smirks.
"Mr. Rogers?" I don't get it.
"Your boyfriend. He is the biggest square I have even seen”

Don't you dare bring up Mr. Rogers like that, you miserable ball of slime. He's a million times more the man you'll ever be, Mr. Totally-Not-Overcompensating-With-My-New-Name Hardin.

“Don't talk about him like that, he is.. he is.. nice" I stutter.

Harry laughs and I stand up. He doesn't know Noah at all. "You could only dream of being as nice as he is" I snap.

“Nice? That's the first word that comes to your mind when talking about your boyfriend? Nice is your 'nice' way of calling him boring."

Yeah, a boy who actually treats girls like they're human beings? How dull.

“He isn't boring, you don't know him”
"I know that he is boring. I could tell by his cardigan and loafers"

Harry's head rolls back in laughter and I can't ignore his dimples.

While we're at it, let's make assumptions about people from the way they dress.

“He doesn't wear loafers" I say and cover my mouth so I don't laugh with him at my boyfriend's expense.

You can go to hell too, Tessa.

I grab the water and take a drink.

"Well he has been dating you for two years and hasn't fucked you yet, I would say he is a square.”

It's too bad there's no complete sporkings of this series. It's the only fucking way I can get anywhere near this thing. At least I can take comfort in the fact the published version flopped abysmally.

Meanwhile, I'm dealing with ableist bullshit at a comm I frequent. That's what happens when you're openly autistic on the Internet, I suppose. Whoopee.
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Utena :: Chillaxin')
Puri MSTs a lame MST of a lame fic that may or may not accidently be shotacon. (NSFW)

Considering all the toxic "romances" I've been dealing with lately, it's quite refreshing to poke fun of old-fashioned stupidfic. XD

I'm kind of disappointed I'll never get to see what bad Teddy yaoi the author planned. Morbid curiosity, man! :o
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Madoka Magica :: Wiggedy Wack)
Gory dreams are the worst, because it feels like all those gruesome murders and explosions of blood and guts are happening in front of you like they would IRL as opposed to watching a movie. Then when you're the one being inflicted, you feel ALL of the pain. You feel yourself getting murdered and it's agonizing.

Couple this with reading about the yukkuri and fluffy pony sub-fandoms (Warning: it reads like you're reading a psychological profile of a misogynistic serial killer and rape apologist rather than a set of fandom rules) and Ket & Gehayi's latest 50 Shades post and I feel kind of dizzy.

In lighter news, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" is a song I just realized totally fits Homura, especially after Rebellion.
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Sphynx Kitties :: We're Watching You!)
I don't understand how so many men can share their bodies and be so intimate when they don't truly love the woman that they're with... how they could not want to be a part of their own child's life! That's one of the reasons I just couldn't bring myself to marry Jessiebelle (aside from the fact that she was a psychopathic bitch who kept me locked in a torture chamber). ~James in "Family Matters" by Cori Falls

Trying to recall the last time a guy ever described sex as "sharing their bodies" with someone... nope, I got nuthin'.

I made a wise decision to finish a scene in my novel before reading the latest 50 Shades chapter Gehayi and Ket were sporking, which cheered me up immensely. Even E.L. James can't piss me off for long when I've made progress on my own work. :3 I've been trudging through that scene for a while, but now it's finally finished. ♥

My goal is to finish the first chapter of my novel before the end of January. Which I'm looking forward to sharing with you guys. :3 From that point on though, you'll probably only get snippets here and there. I don't want to give too much away... I intend to publish this, after all. :o But I hope you'll like what I'm coming up with so far. I could use all the support I can get!

Speaking of sporking, I've been tallying counts for a Sonic badfic called "Manipulated Love." The MST won't be finished for a long time, but I think I can do a dissection of it first, [profile] ficbitches style. We'll see...

Also, I've been listening to the Frozen soundtrack a lot. Seriously, I think it's become one of my favorite Disney movies. ♥
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Jack Frost :: It's Quiet Here)
Dear MSTers/Sporkers/Riffers/etc,

I read MSTs to laugh at badfic. If I wanted a detailed analysis of every spelling and grammar error in terrible fiction, I'd run a spellcheck. Unless it's a sentence like "Out pooped Sailor Mercury" or "Harry Potter masturbated his salad", I don't think we need commentary about how the author's spelling and grammar sucks. We can clearly see for ourselves, thanks.

The same goes for if you're doing a sporking in the style of Das Mervin's Twilight reviews, where you're being educational rather than funny. It'd be wise not to miss the forest for the trees; I think I'd be more angry about the brutal villianization of Princess Cadance to make the Mary-Sue look good instead of an instance that the author used "your" instead of "you're."


I'm not as big a fan of the Nostalgia Critic as I used to be, but "The King & I" episode was pretty good. The Russell Crowe gag was overlong and felt out of place, but at least it wasn't as bad as the "Pearl Harbor" review where the whole Michael Bay sketch took up more of the episode than the riffing of the actual movie itself. I prefer my reviews straight to the point without obnoxious story arcs. :P
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Suicune & Eusine :: Rejected!)
God, the radar stuff at the hot springs with Ionia was awful. So why did I laugh?

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Aww. I forgotten that I named my Favorite Thing that.

Zar's doing a screencap adventure of Mother 3, so I've picked up my file to keep ahead of the recaps. Last night I finished Chapter 4! Without spoiling anything, I want to hug Duster and be his friend. He needs all the love and support and pick-me-ups he can get. ;;

I find myself really disliking Wes(s) a lot more this time around. I dunno, probably after experiencing it with my Mom during her manic episodes, I feel a lot more sensitive and uncomfortable whenever there's verbal/emotional abuse. Not a "ZOMG IM BEING TRIGGERED" thing, I just find myself identifying with the victim a lot more in a "I feel you, man" way. Reading Misery by Stephen King got a whole lot scarier because Annie Wilkes did and said things that my mother had, and the way Mother Gothel in "Tangled" complinsults (???) Rapunzel always unsettled me and I never saw her as a good parent. We'll see if Wess redeems himself in later chapters, but until then, I'm :/ towards him.

Cori Falls would have a heart attack if she ever played Mother 3. She thought Team Rocket had it rough? Weeeeeeell... :P

Speaking of Cori, I finally got my boyfriend James (we'll call him Jimmy to avoid confusion with Team Rocket!Pod!James) to read her writing and rants! We skipped ahead to the DnD session of "A Fair Fight", which he identified as Edition 2. He said there weren't any inaccuracies he could spot with the game they were playing, and if it wasn't for the Ash-bashing, the ridiculously OOC Team Rocket and Gary, and the Mary-Sues, it would've been a heartwarming story about a group of friends playing DnD. The Pod!Rockets and the Sues bullying a 12-year-old reduced to a mentally retarded mindset aside, Jimmy pointed out that the DM Sue had deliberately screwed him over, rather than Ash digging his own grave like Cori insisted.

Jimmy: *in response to the DM Sue literally slapping Ash* Hitting your fellow players. That's totally acceptable DM behavior!

Jimmy's reactions are pretty great to watch. He pumped his fists going "Awesome! :DDD" when it looked like a particularly bad segment was about to begin, laughed his ass off at the Ash-bashing scenes because they reminded him of injokes and Chris-chan, wanted to shoot himself at the obvious Author Filibusters, and pulled up reaction videos to particular segments that made him cringe.

Jimmy: *reading "The Thrill of Defeat"* *facepalm* Oh god. Really?
Me: Which part?
Jimmy: "Velvety"? Ugh.
Me: Velvety what?
Jimmy: *points out "soft, velvety kisses"*
Me: Oh, that's common in romance novels. You have no idea...

Funny how this is one of the things that sets him off, but he takes the crazier shit in stride. :P

Reading Cori with Jimmy is making me want to write a parody Team Rocket fic with the most obvious and out-of-place Author Filibusters possible. You can totally tell Jessie, James and Meowth aren't interested in the same things as I am, especially when they're discussing their favorite Cinema Snob episodes! Oh, and throw in Mary-Sue friends with names like Kanaya Ashtear, Lucca Andonuts, and Homura Lovecraft. They could share their love of Tori Amos and Patrick Wolf. (Since Cori already beat me to Nine Inch Nails. :P)

It makes me wonder what would happen if Cori was in Homestuck fandom. Aside from her blatantly denying any slash in the series (despite it clearly stated to be CANON), I imagine she'd be an Eridan/Feferi shipper and woobify Eridan to the max, while also shipping Karkat/Terezi. Gamzee and Equius would creep her out, she wouldn't like Doc Scratch or Jack Noir, and she'd absolutely detest Vriska and bash her every chance she'd get. Then she'd ragequit the comic canon after Feferi's death, because she'd plug her ears screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ERIDAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO HER!!!!111!11" and then proceed to write AUs where this was all in Vriska's sick fantasies and that Eridan and Feferi are actually living Happily Ever After with a billion grub children.

Of course, if I tell Jimmy that I'm writing a fic where Jessie, James and Meowth are Homestuck geeks, he'll tell me to choke myself. XD Haha. :P
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Raoul/Christine :: Oh Noes!)
I've read some infamous fanfiction. Some disturbed me, some didn't. I've read Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre, endured both versions of Agony in Pink, and wanted to shoot myself in the head after listening to an audio reading of Artemis' Lover and Cloud Mows the Lawn.

But Cori Falls' character bashing is a different level of creepy, particularly her treatment of Ash. Hell, even if you don't care about the guy, some of the stuff she's written might make you queasy. How do I describe it? Well... it's not any ol' boring bashing, that's for certain.

"A bright-eyed young boy who just wanted to be a Pokemon Master, but years of being stalked by Team Rocket plus a family history of mental illness and retardation eventually come to stand in his way. His actions, though made out to be violent and petty, could easily be taken as severe PTSD symptoms and in the end he's become a delusional manchild with only his aging mother to care for him. And the worst part? Everyone but his mother sees him as a walking joke. That's right, rather than getting the psychiatric help he obviously needs Ash is reduced to the village idiot, this thing to be mocked and snarled at just for existing. Oh, and he doesn't even have Pikachu anymore. ...yeah. Think about it."

TW: Ridicule of mental illness )

What Cori Falls Heard: this.
What I Heard: that.

My apologies. Have a hedgehog.

You know Nostalgia Critic's review of "Little Monsters" where he's horrified at the montage of children being punished for pranks they didn't commit? ("...THAT WAS HORRIFIC! That wasn't funny! That was... painful and unpleasant!") Yeah, that tends to be my general reaction to Cori's Ash-bashing.

To illustrate the horror even further, here's a spitefic by [personal profile] guardians_song.

At the Food Court (PG-13) (Part 1) (Part 2) (TAKE HEED OF THE WARNINGS)

Just... holy fuck. Cupcakes didn't faze me much at all, but Cori turning Ash into Chris-chan sure made me feel uncomfortable. Maybe because this whole thing was played as humor? I dunno. :(
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Pichu Bros. :: We Iz Ded)
A Fair Fight: Part 2 (Bored? Click for free ragefuel! :D)

Since I've been DnDing with my new friends, I figured I'd finally understand the DnD portions of Cori's fics for added suck. So I skipped to the actual DnD game with Team Rocket and Gary and the Sues trolling Ash to death.

I think reading all the Ash bashing drawn out in one slow td;dr session made my brain leak out of my ears. I need a shower. D:
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Grimsley :: Smug)
I'm reading Cori's page of rants from the Wayback Machine, and I made an... interesting discovery, from her "Respect All Shippers, My Ass!" ramble. This is one of the ships she likes:

Tachishippy. (This is a term used to describe Ash, Misty, and Brock becoming friends with Jessie, James, and Meowth, and I'm all for it! As much as I complain about Ash, I really would love to see him and his friends get a clue and realize that TR aren't their enemies at all! Besides, good things always happen when they all set aside their differences and work together -- just look at great eps like "The Ghost of Maiden's Peak," "Holy Matrimony!," and "Pikachu Re-Volts!" and how they cooperate in Mewtwo Strikes Back and Revelation Lugia! This is also a reason why I love Toshihiro Ono's manga so much -- not only did Jessie and James get married and have a baby, but Ash, Misty, and Brock became friends with TR and Gary, and everybody got a happy ending!)

Really? Considering all the crap she already put Ash through, I feel a small metaphorical tear from the corner of my eye. *sniffle* OH CORI!ASH. OF ALL THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IF CORI ONLY SPARED YOU.

From ships she tolerates:

Gymshippy. (If any kind of twerp romance is possible, I personally think Brock and Misty would make a better couple than Ash and Misty. I've noticed that Misty's behavior tends to be influenced by whoever she's hanging out with at the moment -- whenever she's hanging with Brock, she's usually civil to TR and doesn't act obnoxious, but whenever she makes a rude remark or starts being unnecessarily mean to our heroes, she's almost always hanging with Ash and Tracey. I think she'd be better off with Brock than she would with Ash or Tracey because Brock is more mature than any of the other twerps, and he's a good influence on her. That and there's even a bit of Gymshippy evidence -- Misty always gets angry when Brock flirts with other girls. Could it be jealousy? hehe)

MISTY SHOULD BE PAIRED WITH BROCK SO SHE WON'T BE MEAN TO MY PRECIOUS TEAM ROCKET. The rest of the paragraph is fine and reasonable, but that one sentence... yeeeeeah.

A little note from Cori: This rant contains a bit of material that *kind of* bends one of my rules -- it criticizes another website and another webrunner. However, I posted this rant because I agree with Hot Lips 100%...not just on the topic she rants about, but about the site and webrunner she criticizes, too! The fanfic archive on the site in question is beyond disturbing, and whoever is running that site is a sick, sick person who can't be called a Team Rocket fan by any stretch of the imagination! >P I see nothing wrong with the opinions expressed in this rant because they're just the TRUTH plain and simple as far as I'm concerned! (And Hot Lips is MUCH nicer about it than I would've been!) If anybody has a problem with this rant or the opinions expressed herein, that's just too f***ing bad -- I'm leaving this rant posted, and Hot Lips and I are most certainly NOT making any apologies for it because the site and webrunner in question DESERVE to be criticized! >D So, now that you've been warned, enjoy the rant...or quit reading if you think you'll be offended!


Shit. Knowing how violent Cori and her fans are regarding death, how sick would they think I was if I trolled them with my novel? "Hey Cori, wanna read a book? It's about Raggedy Ann & Andy. AND DOOM. DOOM EVERYWHERE. I think you'll like it! :D"
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Galvantula :: So Friggin' Cute)
It's official. It's time I introduced James to Cori Falls fic. :3

Me: *been reading him the first part of her MST of A Warm Place* Basically, A Warm Place is named after a Nine Inch Nails song. And yes, later in the story, (Fic!James) is wearing a NIN t-shirt.
James: What is this, My Immortal?

It's a different brand of awful, James. *giggle* I wanted to read him more, but he ended up holding me down trying to tickle me to death while he teamed up with another friend named David who took my laptop from me. I'll get you yet, my pretty~ ♥

Also, I told him Prince Peasley existed and showed him a clip of him sparkling and giving his yellow rose to Luigi in-game. :3
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Pinkamena :: BEN DROWNED)
After I read Ash & May IKEA pr0n (NSFW) using Fluttershy's voice, James and I read Cupcakes. You know, that infamous MLP:FiM fanfic.

I was actually expecting it to be worse. :o Maybe I'll be hit with the Fridge Horror later, but that was more entertaining than anything else. And I consider myself to be a squeamish person, haha. XD All the same, if you haven't read Cupcakes, I'll advise you to click with caution, 'cause they're not kidding about the gore and corrupting your image of Pinkie Pie. :o READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

That said, Puri did the dramatic reading while "Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News played in the background. "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT THE GALLOPING GALA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!"

Puri doodled a picture of Pinkamena holding a razor, aka Pinkie Todd. Sure enough, someone's made The Ballad of Pinkie Pie. Excellent. 8)

Finally, the official trailer for Cupcakes: The Movie is made of sheer brilliance. Oh yeah, can't forget this clip from The Fluttershining!
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Alexander/Daniel :: Paint the Man)
I feel like anyone who's ever been in fandom has their own personal "worst badfic." [ profile] ficbitches brings up Chocobo Nights a lot, for example. Without a doubt in my mind, I know lots of badfic classics and talk of them like we talk of bad movies (some with humorous affection aka My Immortal, others with disgust and utmost horror, like "the one where Tifa gives birth to a Chocobo."), but the one that leaves tar-coated thorns oozing over the cockles of my little black heart is a Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic called "Manipulated Love."

Apparently, Manipulated Love has been deleted from The fic whose badness inspired me to write my first lemon as an antidote / "brain bleach" to the UTTER HORROR AND RAPE IN MULTIPLE LEVELS OF THIS GODAWFUL SGHDKJGHDKJGHKJD disappeared. My first reaction? "Nooooooooooooooooo!"

Then I realized it still existed on Cue simultaneous response of "Whew!" and "Oh god no!" My god, the memories. Yeah, a fic this bad to influence an ashamed 16-year-old girl wrangling with her sexuality to write loving graphic smut of two hedgehogs is uh... "special."

I'm going to play more Epic Yarn.


Aug. 3rd, 2009 08:32 pm
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Cubone :: Freakout!)
Dude, did Ness, Jeff and Paula just gang up on Poo and molest him? Uh huh.

Dude, did I just read Chosen 4 necrophilia?




I want REAL Chosen OT4fic, dammit. D:
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Lady Bow :: BUWAHAHAHA!)
It's only the New Year and I already found this awesome summary. So awesome that it deserves its own icon:

Rise Against Darkrai, Journey to Save Mew » by HarsuneTheAuthor
This fanfic is now closed due to lack of reveiws. I don't want to write a story nobody'll read! Feel free to read my other story that's in progress.


I'm tempted to make cheap MS Paint illustrations of this fic too. Alberto with a gun! OH BABY ♥

I went to Shampoodle to get my hair changed in Animal Crossing. Now my character looks like Sarah Palin. DDDDDDDDD:

I swear it was unintentional! Great. I'll keep making jokes until I can change my hair tomorrow.

"I can see Russia from my house!"

Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Mario is Missing! :: You-Know-Who)
129. Super Crack Brothers: Pairings » by Duckstapler reviews
Another satirical fic of mine I came up with after reading some awful Smash Bros stories. This one parodies ridiculous fan pairings, starting with the classic, nonsensical Ness x Lucas.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-7-08

Wow. Let's pick on one of the few Smash Bros. ships that actually DOES have subtext! If this is Motherverse, I can understand, but this is Smash Bros. for chrissakes. If you want truly nonsensical without subtext or chemistry, try Marth x Mr. Game & Watch. roflcopters cardboard as it can get man.

Just a note, not all the pairings in this are homosexual. Just a lot of them. xD The silliest pairings usually are.

I dunno, ROB/Samus is outta left field compared to Snake/Ike. We got an official Nintendo screenshot to base the latter off of! :o

I'd say Dedede/Jigglypuff but now that brings strange plot bunnies to my head. God I'm not pure anymore. Why is it I think Kirby/Jigglypuff is boring, default and stupid but think Meta Knight/Jigglypuff (at least one-sided from Jiggly's part) is cute? I suppose before Brawl came out I thought of pairing them as a joke and a breath of fresh air from Kirby/Jiggly. XDDDD!

Bad parodies suck. They're just ranty carbon copies of badfic in the form of unfunny snark.

Other than that, things are going absolutely terrible in real life, but I'll save that for another entry. Icon kind of relevant. Oh gods how I dread the future.
shamanicshaymin: Quote from Napstablook from Undertale (Pit :: Oh GOD Why?)
I think I know how the Fire Emblem fandom felt when Marth/Roy fangirls started flooding their fandom with OOC badfic when Melee came out.

The Smash fanboys are clogging the Earthbound section. God help me. "lulz I never played da game butt h3rz Mother 3 fic! LUCASXKUMATORA 4EVR!!1!" Um, no. You realize Kumatora's old enough to be Lucas's mom, right? Do you have any basis for pairing them together other than they're the main guy and girl? Besides, wouldn't it be urm... Oedipal? Except I doubt that's what the so-called "fans" had in mind.

Edit: Okay, my mistake. Kumatora's age isn't really stated. I've got nothing against age differences. What got Puri was from her knowledge of Mother 3, Duster and Kumatora were like a "second family" to Lucas while Flint wasn't there. So Puri viewed Lucas and Kumatora being close friends. And if Kumatora was like a "mother figure" to him, wouldn't it be like falling for your own mother? That's what Puri meant. Forgive me, I'm feeling light-headed especially when typing in the heat without food. @.@;;;

Thank god there's a couple people leaving huge intense constructive criticism.

I wish whoever keeps posting these "_________ PAIRING MADNESS!" 'fics' would just. Fucking. Stop. It's like those disgusting Ask Fics before they were banned, only know the reviewers sent pairings instead of questions. THOSE FICS PISS ME OFF. If you're braver than I am (I only glanced at the Ness/Pokey chapter), this is the source of my rage. Pairings mutilated and their carcass left to rot: Ness/Paula, Jeff/Tony *SCREECHSTAB*), Lucas/Kumatora, Pokey/Giygas, Flint/Hinawa (*SCREECHSTABAGAIN*), Ness/Pokey, and Jeff/Paula.

I swear to hell it's a good thing people get cooties from Mother 1. This guy nudges Poo/Paula, I'm gonna have to whip out a chainsaw.

Yes, this is the same dude that brought you Ness bearing a jealous grudge against Macho*Lucas posts back.

Here's a taste of how bad his writing is; Puri picks a pairing she's used to seeing badfic for. Look, he wrote Sonic/Shadow! Awww, how cute! )

From his profile: I'll also work more on keeping my fics more "in character", because I really don't want people to hate me! But, can you get two characters to form a relationship in a romance fic without tweaking their personalities a little?

BUWAHAHAHAHAHA. It's called "growth" you ninny. Probably never occurred to the guy that relationships don't always end up 100% fluffy either. (Fluffy Mephiles/Anyone? Ah ha ha, that's like saying salt on the wound doesn't hurt)


Sonic couldn’t tell Amy that he hated DDR! “Oh, nothing! Come on, Amy, let’s go see a movie together! How about ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” A/N: I’ve never seen ‘Saving Private Ryan’, or do I plan to in the future, just so you know…

Soldiers lying in agony with their entrails scooped out at a blood-soaked beach of WWII... the Ultimate Date Movie! ♥


I have more respect for a person who can get two people to hate each other to get involved convincingly than a 13-year-old cheapifying my OTP with mindless OOC crap.


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