All art is at once surface and symbol

Dude, did Ness, Jeff and Paula just gang up on Poo and molest him? Uh huh.

Dude, did I just read Chosen 4 necrophilia?

...

D:

*barfs*

I want REAL Chosen OT4fic, dammit. D:

Dear Mother Fandom,

If you're going to draw Giegue from Mother 1, stop copying Morphine's style. It's not that I think her art is bad (heck, it's cute), but I'm sick and tired of people drawing Giegue the exact same way with the exact cutsey ears and exact Bambi eyes and exact slender voluptuous body. Giegue was cute and innocent all right... when he was "just like a pup", as Queen Mary called him. So much for the kitty ears you guys keep giving him. Then he turned into a slimy evil killing machine that became the most fucked up abstract entity in the history of ever. Wow. That's very cute. He's the precursor to fucking Mewtwo, if that says anything.

What's fun about Mother art is seeing the various styles people draw the characters in. Wouldn't it defeat that purpose if Giegue is constantly drawn in Morphine's style over and over and over again? GOD, DRAW HIM AS SOMETHING ELSE.

Stop It Right Now,
Puri

P.S. Where's the Teddy love? D: I see art of the Ninten/Loid/Ana trio all the time, but Teddy keeps getting left out. Do you guys hate him that much or don't care? Is "muscular dude with a bizarre hairstyle who looks like Elvis" a turn-off from drawing or what? D:

Puri loves Teddy. *whimper*

WHEN I CLICK ON SOMETHING THAT SAYS "NC-17" I AM EXPECTING TO SEE SOME GENITALIA, NOT A NAKED-FROM-THE-WAIST-UP OH-I-GUESS-THEY'RE-HAVING-SEX? SHOT. >:|

Is this an unfortunate side-effect of most of the fandom consisting of minors? They don't actually know what the rating system means?

Jesus, I wouldn't even call this R. I see a bare leg and some panting. OMG.

WTF. W. T. F!? Wearing shorts and swimsuits = pr0n now?

( Oh well. Have some NC-17 Ness action. )

Today I chained 36 Ralts. Only to utterly lose it when I wandered one patch too far and the radar music quit playing.

Someone shoot me please. D:

Puri made a Flint Mii for Tazmily Ranch~! ♥ I did a bunch more too, including Mugen Graceland and Zero (who looks a hella lot better in his Mii clothes than his caterpillar jumpsuit. XD) and Poo and Paula. There's nothing more satisfying than sending tragic angsty characters like Cecil and Kain from FF4 to work and relax on my ranch. X3 Which means Madotsuki and Masada are waiting for them, but let's ignore that. ...Uboa Mii?

Cecil: This is horrible... I request of you, please end me.
Madotsuki: *stab*
Cecil: Thank you. *dies*

Hayley wants a Garchomp I hate her so much. DDD: *whimper*

[Poll #1357621]

Shameless (Ness/Picky) (PG-13)

Nomnomnomnomnom~ ♥

P.S. Graceland icons. When I have time to Photoshop this weekend. Nomnomnom.

[Error: unknown template qotd]AM from I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream

Seriously. Go listen to him.

HAL 9000 and TEC were super close, followed by Gilliam (Outlaw Star), Metal Sonic, Gamma, EVE (Earthbound 0/Mother), EVE (WALL-E), WALL-E, M-O, Tom Servo, Croooooooooooooooooooooooooow! R2-D2, C-3P0, and the Starmen as runner-ups. Omega gets an honorable mention because of his devotion to Shadow and his immortal meatbag line in Chronicles. XD And the Axem Rangers if they count.

I probably forgot somebody. I just love robots and self-aware computers, okay? XD

Blegh, I'm on a coughing fit. Mmm, Shadow Androids. ♥

fannish5: Name your 5 favorite families, from any fandom.

- The Hales from Pokemon: Lord of the Unown Tower. Professor Hale is a sweetheart to read to Molly while her mother was at a mental institution, and it was sad when she was left alone with only the Unown puzzle for company. ("Mama... Papa... and me.") Entei may have been fabricated from her imagination, but damn if he wasn't a sweetheart and did everything he could for her even if the Unown held the real power. Neither was Delia her "mama" but I really came to respect her in this movie. She may have been chosen as a substitute, but she stayed with Molly while she was scared and reminded her that there were people, friends and family who love her and helped her break from her literal crystal prison. TEAAAAAAAAAAAR DOWN THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL! TEAAAAAAAAAAAR DOWN THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

- Lucas, Duster, Kumatora & Boney from Mother 3. Because Flint's driven with grief in his search for Claus to the point it implies him forgetting his only other son, Claus has been revived by Pokey and brainwashed to become the commander of the Pig Army, and we know what happened to Hinawa. We can't exactly say Wes is nice to Duster either. :P The Mother 3 heroes really keep together: Boney's been with Lucas since the beginning and Duster and Kumatora are like parents to Lucas. ;;

- Ness's Family from Earthbound/Mother 2. No-nonsense mother who makes your favorite food and comforts you when you're homesick? A little sister working at a job that takes and stores your items? Your Dad (who is a telone) who saves your game AND sends cash everytime you beat a monster? YES PLZ

- Violet, Klaus & Sunny Beudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate Events. Need I say more? Friends and allies are constantly taken away and/or abandon the Beudelaires at their dire need, but Snicket says it himself that those three have been together through and through, and their unwavering loyalty through all those horrible trials in the books never broken.

- The Chaotix from Sonic the Hedgehog. Putting the Funk in Dysfunctional baby. Vector and Espio are Charmy's adoptive parents!

Post the first line of your 25 most recent fics, and look for patterns.

Okay! I've been lame with updates, but hey. XD

( Beginning Fanfic Lines! )

A. Old to New Fandoms: Mario, Sonic, Earthbound, Pokemon
B. Someone's directly addressing/thinking about someone.
C. Puri loves dialog. Usually it's the beginning of a conversation, but middle is good too.
D. "Toto? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Sometimes I think my beginnings are hitting a little on the nose sometimes. XDDD;;; In a "Once upon a time, O NOES my cancer results came back!" kinda way.

Jean and I have done it again! Here's the infamous Jeff/Tony fic I've been talking about. Just be warned though, it REALLY sucks being Tony in this fic.This you'll realize in a bit. >.>

The Green Grass of Winters (Earthbound/Mother 2) (Jeff x Tony) (NC-17)

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AFF.net edition!

Edit: If you guys haven't seen Night of the Werehog, it's actually really cute. It's like Casper Meets Pixar*Shorts. :)

Good News: Puri loves Duster~ ♥ I'm still only at chapter 1, but I'm taking my bloody time, kthnx I'm a college student I'm allowed to have excuses. XD Thanks to Mother 3, I've completed the third chapter of my Earthbound megafic Nights of Genesis. Fuck yeah! X33

Bad News: Levi Stubbs, lead singer of Four Tops and voice of Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors, dies at 72

Long live the Mean Green Mother. ;____;