shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Meowth :: How Mature!)
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force.

Dorothy Parker

"Get away from the book by any means you can. Or, if you've been unfortunate enough to pay money for it already, fling it against the wall. It'll make a really satisfying thwack! when it hits. Just make sure no pets or toddlers are in the way." --The Top 10 Signs You're Reading A Very Bad Romance Novel

Mind if I preach #6 to the ground? In any genre? Repeatedly?

This kind of plot device I can't stand either: Cut for Major Disgaea Spoilers. No, I Never Played It )
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Raichu :: Congrats!)
I hold the record for being one of the few people who DIDN'T see Watchmen (in theatres, anyway. XD). But goddamn, this didn't stop me from laughing my head off at this FST. Notable Tracks: Arrogant Worms - History is Made by Stupid People, Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango, Inner Circle - Bad Boys (you know, the theme from Cops? THAT Bad Boys), Napoleon XIV - They're Coming to Take Me Away, Tom Lehrer (again) - We Will All Go Together When We Go

For something serious, I wanted to say I was also impressed with Comfortably Numb as sung by Dar Williams. Most covers I've listened to lately were pretty much blah, but Williams' voice is clear and resonant, and I was surprised that AniDifranco was doing backup vocals! :o Fits though. You can tell this was made out of love for the original. *nod*

Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!



Go Go Toniofloon! :o I has a Spinda egg~ ♥
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Lady Bow :: BUWAHAHAHA!)
It's only the New Year and I already found this awesome summary. So awesome that it deserves its own icon:

Rise Against Darkrai, Journey to Save Mew » by HarsuneTheAuthor
This fanfic is now closed due to lack of reveiws. I don't want to write a story nobody'll read! Feel free to read my other story that's in progress.


WIN.

I'm tempted to make cheap MS Paint illustrations of this fic too. Alberto with a gun! OH BABY ♥

I went to Shampoodle to get my hair changed in Animal Crossing. Now my character looks like Sarah Palin. DDDDDDDDD:

I swear it was unintentional! Great. I'll keep making jokes until I can change my hair tomorrow.

"I can see Russia from my house!"

Adopt one today! Adopt one today!
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Melody :: All Is Well)

-4

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!



lulz negative numbrz XD I'm awesome.

[ NEW YEARS FRIENDING MEME ]

shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (R.O.B. :: Top Model)


I can't believe it's Christmas EVE already. XD I know I been celebrating Hanukah with the family the past couple days, but I've been doing a good job neglecting dates, haha. XDDD;;;
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Aaron/Lucian :: Wassup?)
...Or not. After wasting hours upon hours having crazy cracky free time, the computer ate my LJ entry. D:

The computer. Ate my LJ entry.

Baw.

Staffshipping - Sir Aaron x Lucario = ♥♥♥
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Quottage :: Dead Phone)
Put your mp3 player on shuffle and write down the first lines of the first twenty songs, then post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

"And It's Happening"

She keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
Merely the sound of your voice made me believe you were her
Every time I think of you, I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
Lie awake and look through the trees, my dear, my dear
She's into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls
We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Feels like the weight of the world
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Excuse me, but can I be you for a while?
Ain't it funny how we pretend we're still a child?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?
I wish I was infinite and given my way
One minute I'm in Central Park, then I'm down on Delancey Street
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
Love is a many splendid thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love
Little do I know, little do I care, little would it help if I knew and was aware
If the sun went down tomorrow and it never came back
You'll never see the courage I know
I looked into your eyes; they told me plenty
This place feels so unfamiliar, and yet I know it well


Dude, that was surprisingly epic. It hadn't occurred to me what a total LunarEclipseshippy (Darkrai/Cresselia) song Kamelot's "Lunar Sanctum" is either. oO;;; Kamelot must reeeeeeeeeeally like Darkrai, considering the tone of their music and their lyrics relating so well to him. :o Hell, I can probably safely say they ship Darkrai with anyone, considering they wrote a big giant movie tribute to him and Alicia and Alice in "Somewhere in Time (The Haunting)". I would call it an Aegisshipping (Darkrai/Alice) song, but... blegh. The pairing's kinda gone on a Jeff/Paula route for me in where I went from "Ah ha, Darkrai liked Alicia. :P" to "Oh hey, hadn't thought of that, could be cute." to "Oh crap, reminds me of a friend I used to have. *hedgehog hiss*" So... yeah. The ship makes me uncomfortable now. D: Baaaaaaaaad memories. I'll still look at art and goodfic like I do with Jeff/Paula (and heck, I could write it if I'm in a good mood and you threw me a pencil), but my feelings on the pairing itself... bleeeeeeeeeegh. DDDDDD: (Though thankfully, my uneasiness from Jeff/Paula stems from trianglefic and not a verbally abusive ex-friend. XDDD;;;) 'Sides, I kinda knew from the beginning; I'm a Quiescentshipper, aka Darkrai/Alicia. :P Maybe I don't mean ROMANCE AND TWU WUV!!11!!1 (In fandom, relationship lines tend to get blurred like that. XD), but I do find their friendship bittersweet and cute like with Mewtwo & Ai and Shadow & Maria, and it was basically the plot of "Rise of Darkrai" for me. Screw Dialga and Palkia, Darkrai sacrificing himself for the love of a little girl who cared for him while everyone wanted him burned in a bonfire is touching to me. ;;

Dammit. Rise of Darkrai is my least favorite Pokemon movie, yet it's my favorite fandom currently. Maybe because it lends itself super easy to fanfiction and other creative stuff? It's fun to speculate considering what little development it was given in the first place *SHOT* and dammit Tonio's growing on me (I dunno if that's the right word, I'm iffy. XD;;) or at least my Head*Canon version. He's kinda a slightly messed-up guilt-sack. *cough* Stupid fucking Tonio. <.< He's fun to write though. WRRRRY

Nooooooooooooooooo. I feel parts of my brain going "LIAR LIAR YOU KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE" and goddammit I hate feeling conflicted. I DON'T NEED THIS ANGST NOT WHEN I'M ALREADY SUFFERING SO MISERABLY IN COLLEGE AND REAL LIFE. :( *sigh* Maybe I'll feel better fandomwise when I scan the manga, which actually doesn't suck. :P

So... screw the screechy shipwars, I crackship Cressellia/Alice and Baron Alberto/Tonio out of rebellion? :DDDD;;; *HOUSE'D!*

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah conflictconflict *hedgehog hiss* Could be worse, I could be guilty-smitten by Twilight. (Which I really love reading parodies of. Check it out!) GUYS YOU SHOULD SEE MY PLOTBUNNIES THEY'RE REALLY AWESOME okaymostofitisyaoipr0nbut someone cheer me up and send Staffshipping goodness. Nomnomnom Aaron/Lucario nom~ ♥ Yep, that's what I do. WHEN IN DOUBT SIR AARON WILL SAVE

P.S. "This Used To Be My Playground" is totally Madotsuki. ;;
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Todd & Lovett :: Do the Robot!)
Greenband Jiggly (10:54:51 PM): I can just imagine Shadow coming in with his own horrible metal band to rival Sonic's. XD
GosaiSon (10:55:27 PM): PFFFT LOL
Greenband Jiggly (10:55:48 PM): Metallica, Nirvana, Slayer... and a buncha screamos. XD
Greenband Jiggly (10:55:57 PM): He could persuade Manic to join him. XD
Greenband Jiggly (10:56:02 PM): Seduuuuuuuuuuuuce him
Greenband Jiggly (10:56:10 PM): Sonia would be ZOMG U CREEP
Greenband Jiggly (10:56:46 PM): And Sonic would think he'd be really cool if he wasn't stomping over his turf.
GosaiSon (10:57:12 PM): or seduce sonic
GosaiSon (10:57:19 PM): "Hello, little prince."
Greenband Jiggly (10:57:30 PM): OH HO HO HO. 'Cause two hot hedgies are better than one.
Greenband Jiggly (10:57:54 PM): Rouge is Sonia's rival keyboardist, and she wears punk stuff outdated after the 80s were over. XD
Greenband Jiggly (10:58:40 PM): Omega is the drummer Shadow always brags about to make Manic and Sonic jealous (and make out behind the scenes, er, I mean practice with)
GosaiSon (10:59:12 PM): PFFT
Greenband Jiggly (10:59:56 PM): Shadow: It's been a hard day's work putting down that punk. Let's say you and I do some REAL music.
Omega: Yes, oh great--Mmmm... *pulled into bed* *FADE TO BLACK*
GosaiSon (11:00:21 PM): .....
GosaiSon (11:00:26 PM): LOL metallic taste

Horrendous punkmetal lyrics and cheesy rivalry ahead! )

The Lost Episode of Shadow Underground: 'RAWK You Like an Animal!' )
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Kirby :: My Thoughts On Yaoi)

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE AND SAVE THE SEA COWS. YOU CAN DO IT BY GOING TO HORNY MANATEE.COM

"There's very little whatsoever to imply any sort of attraction between Sonic and Shadow of Sonic The Hedgehog. That being said, it's one of the most-shipped yaoi pairings out there, Or So I Heard." --TV.Tropes on the Foe Yay page

Quick! Somebody update that page with Sonic's flirting in Shadow the Hedgehog! :o

Time to tackle my paper for Rhetoric! *disappears*
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Baron Alberto :: LMAO)
I didn't pay much attention to Cooking Mama. That is, until PETA made their own ripoff called Mama Kills Animals. It's so gory and disgusting that they completely neglected one thing: they made it fun to be a sadist in the kitchen! Seriously, I never had so much enjoyment out of yanking feathers off a dead bird before. It makes me like cooking! XD PETA completely neglected to put the leftover turkey innards in the sink, though. My Dad keeps doing this for every chicken/turkey/duck he cooks and no matter how much the rest of the family complains, he does it out of habit anyway and we're left to clean it. Eww. D:

Thanks PETA! I'm going to giggle in delight as I skewer this turkey's neck. Nice to see Evil!Cooking Mama's so supportive of me! Why couldn't she stay this way? T.T

I like that the turkey looks more frightened when held by Purified Veggie!Mama than he is hiding behind the pumpkin or slaughtered. XD
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Darkrai & Alicia :: Stay Forever)
Nostalgia Critic: Top 11 Saddest Nostalgic Moments

I can't believe I still remember that Looney Tunes opera episode. XD

Oh god. I need to find the Bambi clip so I could put it at the end of Ash's death in Pokemon 1st Movie. XDDDD!

Rewatched Pokemon Movie 10. IT STILL SUCKS~~!
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Radio :: Weiner Dogs)
How Not to Write a Novel by Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman is seriously the best book on creative writing I've read since Stephen King's On Writing, William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White's The Elements of Style, and Barnaby Conrad's The Complete Guide to Writing Fiction. (I always did learn best from humor, nomnomnom~) Observe:

"We're Going to Need a Bigger Closet: Male friends hug, toast their friendship, and later stumble drunkenly to sleep in the cabin's one bed. The reader is way ahead of you--they are secretly gay, and nothing you say later is going to change his mind. If you do not intend to let them be secretly gay, let Alan sleep on the couch. p.19"

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

WIN
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Molly Hale :: Sublime)
Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!

I'm surprised my little Pokemon drabble received two reviews that quickly. oO;;; Albeit, it's also the stupidest stuff I've received from FF.net since the squabblings over my Sonicfics. XD DUUUUR WHO'S PIKAPI. GEE, IT'S NOT LIKE PIKACHU WAS CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT ASH OR CRYING OVER HIS DEAD STONE BODY OR ANYTHING. Wow. XD

Other than that, I don't feel like talking about much of anything. Dad thinks I'm getting behind and my classwork and chances are, he's right. :(

Oh Mary wasn't happy with the life that she led
She was a simple girl without much to say
So one day she upped and left her dreary home
And she left all her friends to wander all alone
And at first she was afraid, she was so far away from her home
But slowly she got to like it anyway
Oh Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come...

Well in time she found that mountain that she had been taught her whole life that she must avoid
And though at first it hurt, and no one could comfort her
She finally came to appreciate it
And she liked it, she liked it - oh wasn't she surprised!
And though still alone, she grew so much inside
Oh Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come...

And after a time, she became so sublime
She could look in people's eyes and read their minds
Though her hands would sometimes bleed
And occasionally she would long for her past and the memories they bring
She decided to return to her old home town
And her heart was burning with all the things she found
Oh Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come?
Please come home...

So Mary came back and at first no one recognized her face and her friends were all a little bit afraid
When they heard what she had to say, they all slowly backed away
And her family took her aside and put their arms around her
They said, "Mary won't you please come back to us now?
There is still time to repent for all your sins."
And Mary started to cry when she realized that she'd never come home again in her life

Oh Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come?
Mary won't you please come?
Please come home!

Come home
Come home
Come home
Come home
Come home
Come home
Come home...


~Mary~
~Oingo Boingo~


I blame Jamie for introducing me to this song. ;________; I had no idea Oingo Boingo had depressing stuff like this. It's nice to be surprised! Now I want to rewatch Movie 3 to I could make an AMV to that song. ;;
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Luigi :: The Cheese Stands Alone!)
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Sweeney Todd :: Pacman!)
So is this the ZOMG HARDCORE SEX00RZ book soccer moms have been whining about since 1975?

Let's find out! :D (NSFW) )
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Kirby :: AT THE GAY BAR)
[livejournal.com profile] sevetenks discovered this hilarious site: Shadow the Hedgehog for President!

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Our other candidates include Pokey Minch, Gary Oak, Taj the Genie, and Jeff Andonuts. Cast your vote!
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Fox/Falco :: You Know It Be True!)
Puri MSTS crappy Earthbound pr0n! :D

Since LJ hates perverted minors, feel free to comment here via screening if you wanna read and I'll send a copy or something. :o Posted yesterday, but the net crashed on me. XD Arg.

For the rest of you: www.everytopicintheuniverseexceptchickens.com

I'll let the link speak for itself. :D

Movies!

Nov. 25th, 2007 03:30 am
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Bowser/Mario :: Happily Ever After)
I don't give five fucks about Jersey Girl or Ben Affleck in general, but it's worth seeing elementary kids performing "God That's Good!" from Sweeney Todd (every other class did CATS's "Memory"), rendering the audience in a disturbed silence before one guy started applauding. ;D

Even better? We saw Enchanted today. It's kinda awkward sharing the same name with the princess, mainly because I kept thinking the screen's calling me. XDDD;;; Dunno whether it's good or bad it might get more popular now--I don't like it when the family makes jokes. :/ I mean, it's just like Amy and Amy, Jennifer and Jennifer, what's the big deal? But yeah. Hysterical cute stuff. Plus they read my mind at the final battle scene. :o

Still bored. I should eat something.

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