Pokemon Madness With Carol~~~ ♥♥♥

( Yucky Grimer Lake of Celadon City, Missing Cinnabar Casualties, and How 10-Year-Old Pokemon Trainers Defend Themselves From Pedophiles )

( Puri and Carol Ruin--Er, Make a Fangirl Version of the 10th Pokemon Movie! Movie Discussion, Perversity and Crazy Ships Abound! )

( Sir Aaron is the Hottest~~~! ♥♥♥ Puri Composes Yet Another Sweeney Todd Song in Tribute to Aaron's Beauty~ ♥ )

( Post-Movie 8, Waveshipping Edition! Lucario Stalks Ash, and is Overprotective Too )

Writer's Block: Over-the-Top Metaphors

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( Cut for purposely bad writing and Alberto denying himself that nerds are hot )

Yeah, just stupid stuff. Nothing you're missing here, I just wanted to do the Writer's Block. XD

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Now playing: Tori Amos - Butterfly
http://foxytunes.com/artist/tori_amos/track/butterfly

Pokemon Name Shipping! (A Shot for Fame?)

So, Puri is kind of addicted into checking Pokemon shipping names.. I said earlier in my journal I was puzzled some ships haven't appeared yet. So I decided to do some googling to see if anyone's named Baron Alberto x Tonio yet. (I know, I know, you're giving me looks again) STFU HEDGIE SIR AARON IS NOT DISAPPOINTED IN ME

The very first result was a journal entry of mine talking about my thoughts on seeing Movie 10 the first time and wondering if Baron/Tonio had a name yet. Apparently someone asked around in forums but no one's named it yet. Dang, I was wondering what Darkrai/Tonio was too. Oh my insatiable curiosity. Dude, I should name Cresselia/Alice. *BULLET'D!*

So! Puri's going to take liberties and name the ship herself. I know to make it "official", I'd have to use it in a forum, but fuck that. I hate forums. XDDD!

Puri was gonna call Baron/Tonio "Klutzshipping", but it got ganked by Mira x Buneary. (To that, I ask "Wut?" oO;;;) So Puri grumbled and racked her brain. I almost went with "Uninvitedshipping" 'cause it's a badass name by itself (with the added benefit of it being my favorite Alanis Morissette song), but well... that name deserves a darker ship. Not to mention I've come up with something even better:

Baron Alberto x Tonio = Iagoshipping

Why Iagoshipping?

1. It's quirky-sounding for a ship with a quirky nature. :D
2. Lickylicky aside, Alberto's hair also kinda resembles a parrot. Alberto is proud and obnoxious and flamboyant, just like a certain Aladdin character. XD And not fully bad either, with potential for redemption while still being comic: see the two Aladdin sequels.
3. On the other hand, if you want to go for darker, that's where Shakespeare comes in. This Iago is roused by jealousy, manipulating Othello into killing his love. Ouch! Thankfully this is Pokemon, so we're not that extreme. Or are we? @.@ Geez, poor Tonio. Guess you can't expect their relationship to be fully healthy though, yeeow.

I could've phrased that last one better. But you guys get what I mean. Puri wants to reheat pizza now, nomnomnom. ♥

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Now playing: Alanis Morissette - Uninvited
http://foxytunes.com/artist/alanis_morissette/track/uninvited