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Baron Alberto was certain Alice was never going to like him, much like a butterfly wouldn't be interested in a housefly. But his charisma was over the top of the Empire State Building! If he can't make his advances directly as a Mike Tyson punch, why not give a reason to have her running to him by kidnapping her lover? It worked for Bowser and Princess Peach! Who wants to marry someone bland and ugly as a fat plumber named Mario?

Super Tonio.

Why did the thought of the scientist with Tanooki ears make him redder than Jupiter's Red Spot?

Because he was angry as a horny hyena of course. Wait a minute, scratch that. He made Iago's obsession with Othello looked like puppy love. WAIT--!

Screw this! Using Lickylicky like a bondage whip, Alberto snapped up Tonio like a catfish. And he pulled him into a Warp Zone!

Yeah, just stupid stuff. Nothing you're missing here, I just wanted to do the Writer's Block. XD

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