Writer's Block: Over-the-Top Metaphors
Sep. 18th, 2008 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Baron Alberto was certain Alice was never going to like him, much like a butterfly wouldn't be interested in a housefly. But his charisma was over the top of the Empire State Building! If he can't make his advances directly as a Mike Tyson punch, why not give a reason to have her running to him by kidnapping her lover? It worked for Bowser and Princess Peach! Who wants to marry someone bland and ugly as a fat plumber named Mario?
Super Tonio.
Why did the thought of the scientist with Tanooki ears make him redder than Jupiter's Red Spot?
Because he was angry as a horny hyena of course. Wait a minute, scratch that. He made Iago's obsession with Othello looked like puppy love. WAIT--!
Screw this! Using Lickylicky like a bondage whip, Alberto snapped up Tonio like a catfish. And he pulled him into a Warp Zone!
Yeah, just stupid stuff. Nothing you're missing here, I just wanted to do the Writer's Block. XD
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Now playing: Tori Amos - Butterfly
http://foxytunes.com/artist/tori_amos/track/butterfly
Baron Alberto was certain Alice was never going to like him, much like a butterfly wouldn't be interested in a housefly. But his charisma was over the top of the Empire State Building! If he can't make his advances directly as a Mike Tyson punch, why not give a reason to have her running to him by kidnapping her lover? It worked for Bowser and Princess Peach! Who wants to marry someone bland and ugly as a fat plumber named Mario?
Super Tonio.
Why did the thought of the scientist with Tanooki ears make him redder than Jupiter's Red Spot?
Because he was angry as a horny hyena of course. Wait a minute, scratch that. He made Iago's obsession with Othello looked like puppy love. WAIT--!
Screw this! Using Lickylicky like a bondage whip, Alberto snapped up Tonio like a catfish. And he pulled him into a Warp Zone!
Yeah, just stupid stuff. Nothing you're missing here, I just wanted to do the Writer's Block. XD
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Now playing: Tori Amos - Butterfly
http://foxytunes.com/artist/tori_amos/track/butterfly
