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Aug. 3rd, 2007 06:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shamanicshayminWell guys, here's the EPIC EARTHBOUND POST OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Anyway, got an amusing email. XD
*insert Strong Bad voice*
Guys, this is a pleading to ALL Sonadow.com writers: Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Cut down on the 'high school drama' and the 'humanized' Sonadow stories? Its getting overdone, and it strays from the orginal Sonadow stuff that most fans associate with. Another thing: Can you STOP POSTING 100 word chapters? One paragraph, a chapter it does not MAKE! Most good writers spend at least a week or two to write a decent-sized chapter before they upload it. "But it took me 5 whole minutes to write!" or "Well I only had 5 minutes to write this before I could post!" DOES NOT CUT THE COOKIES! If you only had 5 minutes to write....SAVE AND WORK ON MORE LATER, but DO NOT POST IT ON THE SITE! This is annoying the crap out of the rest of us! Thank you and goodnight! -Shadow
OH THE DRAMA
But yeah... my secret was I once started a secret account at the Hell Site aka Purgatory aka Sonadow.com for the lolz. Then I started feeling crushed and restrained and felt teeny and outnumbered in a land of ebil fangirls and bullies, so I bailed. The fact that I'm getting this email despite showing NO record of posted fics over there makes me lol. Hate to break it to ya, but if you take Sonadow fanfiction TOO seriously, you'll become a stress case. :P (That's why I'm kinda worried now about becoming a "Sonadow BNF". I don't want people to start judging their work or start Badfic Roundups on "my" cause. DDD:
Well, while we're on the topic of Sonadow...
Sonic blushed as he saw Shadow's member grow hard. It was the same color as his muzzle.
TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! Okay, maybe not really. But still.
"Shadow, please..." Sonic was panting heavily, waiting for Shadow to rub lower. "Please, go lower, in the name of love."
"Alright Sonic." Shadow replied. "In the name of love." He blushed darkly as his hand rubbed lower, gripping on Sonic's throbbing cock.
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT,WINNING MAKING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT
'This is like when I was with Maria.' Shadow started to have those daydreams again and kept stroking Sonic.
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He remembered how they were on Maria's bed, while she was naked and Shadow held her close, his fingers between her legs. "Shadow..." She blushed and moaned softly.
"I love you, Maria..." Shadow blushed, staring into her eyes as he fingered her faster. He took his fingers out and his head lowered to lick the slit.
Maria arches her back and shouts, "Shadow, I'm gonna come!"
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"Shadow, I'm gonna come!" Sonic shouted. Shadow instantly stopped rubbing on Sonic, making him whimper and squirm.
I... f...e...e...l... h....a......p......p......y.........
OH GOD IT HURTS. MOMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
"Hold it, Shadow." Sonic reached into his quills and picked out a single condom and gave it to Shadow.
And now for a Sonic Says moment:
"Kids...or adults," Sonic says, "You should always use a condom during sex. If you don't, you could get your partner pregnant, or worse, get diseases, like HIV. If you're in a same-sex relationship, you can't get pregnant, but you can still get the diseases. So you should wear a condom, or go abstinent. And you should go to the doctor to get checked out for any STDs."
*APPLAUSE*
"U-Up...o-over...and...and..." Sonic arched his back and he couldn't hold it back anymore. He released his seed on himself and Shadow. "...GGoonnee!"
Lines you never want to see in AoStH-based fic. EVER. DDDDDD: Shame, 'cause I always thought Shadow in AoStHverse would be interesting.
Everytime I think my smutskills are crap, it's stuff like this that reminds me I do WAAAAAAAAAAY better than this tripe.
Anyway, got an amusing email. XD
*insert Strong Bad voice*
Guys, this is a pleading to ALL Sonadow.com writers: Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Cut down on the 'high school drama' and the 'humanized' Sonadow stories? Its getting overdone, and it strays from the orginal Sonadow stuff that most fans associate with. Another thing: Can you STOP POSTING 100 word chapters? One paragraph, a chapter it does not MAKE! Most good writers spend at least a week or two to write a decent-sized chapter before they upload it. "But it took me 5 whole minutes to write!" or "Well I only had 5 minutes to write this before I could post!" DOES NOT CUT THE COOKIES! If you only had 5 minutes to write....SAVE AND WORK ON MORE LATER, but DO NOT POST IT ON THE SITE! This is annoying the crap out of the rest of us! Thank you and goodnight! -Shadow
OH THE DRAMA
But yeah... my secret was I once started a secret account at the Hell Site aka Purgatory aka Sonadow.com for the lolz. Then I started feeling crushed and restrained and felt teeny and outnumbered in a land of ebil fangirls and bullies, so I bailed. The fact that I'm getting this email despite showing NO record of posted fics over there makes me lol. Hate to break it to ya, but if you take Sonadow fanfiction TOO seriously, you'll become a stress case. :P (That's why I'm kinda worried now about becoming a "Sonadow BNF". I don't want people to start judging their work or start Badfic Roundups on "my" cause. DDD:
Well, while we're on the topic of Sonadow...
Sonic blushed as he saw Shadow's member grow hard. It was the same color as his muzzle.
TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! Okay, maybe not really. But still.
"Shadow, please..." Sonic was panting heavily, waiting for Shadow to rub lower. "Please, go lower, in the name of love."
"Alright Sonic." Shadow replied. "In the name of love." He blushed darkly as his hand rubbed lower, gripping on Sonic's throbbing cock.
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT,
'This is like when I was with Maria.' Shadow started to have those daydreams again and kept stroking Sonic.
************************************************************************
He remembered how they were on Maria's bed, while she was naked and Shadow held her close, his fingers between her legs. "Shadow..." She blushed and moaned softly.
"I love you, Maria..." Shadow blushed, staring into her eyes as he fingered her faster. He took his fingers out and his head lowered to lick the slit.
Maria arches her back and shouts, "Shadow, I'm gonna come!"
************************************************************************
"Shadow, I'm gonna come!" Sonic shouted. Shadow instantly stopped rubbing on Sonic, making him whimper and squirm.
I... f...e...e...l... h....a......p......p......y.........
OH GOD IT HURTS. MOMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
"Hold it, Shadow." Sonic reached into his quills and picked out a single condom and gave it to Shadow.
And now for a Sonic Says moment:
"Kids...or adults," Sonic says, "You should always use a condom during sex. If you don't, you could get your partner pregnant, or worse, get diseases, like HIV. If you're in a same-sex relationship, you can't get pregnant, but you can still get the diseases. So you should wear a condom, or go abstinent. And you should go to the doctor to get checked out for any STDs."
*APPLAUSE*
"U-Up...o-over...and...and..." Sonic arched his back and he couldn't hold it back anymore. He released his seed on himself and Shadow. "...GGoonnee!"
Lines you never want to see in AoStH-based fic. EVER. DDDDDD: Shame, 'cause I always thought Shadow in AoStHverse would be interesting.
Everytime I think my smutskills are crap, it's stuff like this that reminds me I do WAAAAAAAAAAY better than this tripe.
