Time for bizarre dream hours
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shamanicshayminMan, I had this weird dream. I discovered a lost animated Mario movie from the 1980s (1987 probably). Princess Peach is in chronic pain and has to get around in a wheelchair, but thanks to Mario putting a jewel in the right place on a portrait of her, her pain is gone and Peach is able to walk again.
One day, Luigi steals the jewel for some reason (all I can think of is this version of Luigi is an idiot), forcing her back in the wheelchair and being kidnapped by Bowser. I get so upset because I wanted to keep watching until Peach got better. Luigi is on an adventure to return to jewel to the castle, where he meets friends along the way including Birdo, Lady Bow, and Parakarry—the latter two making me Shocked Pikachu Face because the movie practically predicted their existence years before Paper Mario.
It turns out all the princesses are under a curse forcing them to endure eternal pain. A Princess Olivia turns out to actually be Rosalina—another character the movie predicted into existence. Rosalina points at various Disney couples (Belle/Beast, Tiana/Naveen, etc) and says what’s wrong with them; they’re all heterosexual incest, which made the curse happen. Rosalina created Bowser so he can kidnap Peach and prevent the heterosexual incest between Mario and Peach from happening.
Parakarry has a Paratroopa boyfriend named Wilbur, the film continuing to blow me away with how far ahead of its time it was. He gets sick along with a whole bunch of villagers because the curse is starting to affect them too. Parakarry promises to save Wilbur, implying that he may have caught Wilbur’s illness. Lady Bow is trying to fight a demon from taking over her mansion and terrorizing her people. No, we don’t find out what happens to Parakarry or Lady Bow, which really pisses me off.
At the film’s climax, Peach vows to love Mario, but not consummate with him. Mario kisses Donkey Kong Jr. and becomes Donkey Kong (while Bowser kisses Peach and becomes the “real” Mario who isn’t related to her. I’m as confused as you are) Hurray! The curse is broken! But the movie has ran out of its budget and kinda just… ends. I try to find more Behind-The-Scenes shit and notes from fansubbers (it turns out the movie was lost footage and wasn’t fully compiled and translated until 2001 or 2021)
I’m desperate to find out what happened to Parakarry and Wilbur, so I go on the Deep Web at the library and just find a bunch of links leading to gory fanart and Photoshops of me. Welp. End of dream.
One day, Luigi steals the jewel for some reason (all I can think of is this version of Luigi is an idiot), forcing her back in the wheelchair and being kidnapped by Bowser. I get so upset because I wanted to keep watching until Peach got better. Luigi is on an adventure to return to jewel to the castle, where he meets friends along the way including Birdo, Lady Bow, and Parakarry—the latter two making me Shocked Pikachu Face because the movie practically predicted their existence years before Paper Mario.
It turns out all the princesses are under a curse forcing them to endure eternal pain. A Princess Olivia turns out to actually be Rosalina—another character the movie predicted into existence. Rosalina points at various Disney couples (Belle/Beast, Tiana/Naveen, etc) and says what’s wrong with them; they’re all heterosexual incest, which made the curse happen. Rosalina created Bowser so he can kidnap Peach and prevent the heterosexual incest between Mario and Peach from happening.
Parakarry has a Paratroopa boyfriend named Wilbur, the film continuing to blow me away with how far ahead of its time it was. He gets sick along with a whole bunch of villagers because the curse is starting to affect them too. Parakarry promises to save Wilbur, implying that he may have caught Wilbur’s illness. Lady Bow is trying to fight a demon from taking over her mansion and terrorizing her people. No, we don’t find out what happens to Parakarry or Lady Bow, which really pisses me off.
At the film’s climax, Peach vows to love Mario, but not consummate with him. Mario kisses Donkey Kong Jr. and becomes Donkey Kong (while Bowser kisses Peach and becomes the “real” Mario who isn’t related to her. I’m as confused as you are) Hurray! The curse is broken! But the movie has ran out of its budget and kinda just… ends. I try to find more Behind-The-Scenes shit and notes from fansubbers (it turns out the movie was lost footage and wasn’t fully compiled and translated until 2001 or 2021)
I’m desperate to find out what happened to Parakarry and Wilbur, so I go on the Deep Web at the library and just find a bunch of links leading to gory fanart and Photoshops of me. Welp. End of dream.
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Date: 2024-03-07 01:45 pm (UTC)