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Inzolent Inn
Apr. 1st, 2024 06:37 amGuys. Guys guys guys. Hear me out, 'cause I have an idea for the best LISA AU ever.
After a cataclysmic event known as The Flash, the afterlife is separated into two separate realms: Los Angeles (heaven) and Olathe (hell). Because the world is full of sinners, Olathe often gets overcrowded, so Los Angeles has to do a yearly "culling" with exorcists to prevent any uprisings. How can spirits die in the afterlife, you ask? Every demon in hell experiences the Second Death, in which a void forms over their face and they become baby factories in which various cherubs are pulled out of the void to become new exorcists.(Just like FAITH: The Unholy Trinity but with angels!)
Meet the son of the Prince of Olathe, Angel Dustin Morningstar (you can tell 'cause he wears a red skull) Dusty is a kindly demon who can't stand his people getting slaughtered each year, so he proposes: what if a soul can be redeemed? If a demon can be rehabilitated and ascend to Los Angeles, it would solve the overpopulation issue and the yearly genocide would end! And he can do it by offering a shelter to those who seek redemption... the Inzolent Inn!
However, Los Angeles isn't too keen on the idea. In a land full of violent monsters, pathetic losers, and gross perverts, is it even possible for anyone in Olathe to be redeemed? Do you even want certain demons like the notorious Marty to find salvation? What's the criteria for a soul to enter Los Angeles or Olathe? Do the higher-ups even know?
Spoilers: the afterlife is all Los Angeles, they just use different color pallets.
( We formally invite you to the Inzolent Inn! )
After a cataclysmic event known as The Flash, the afterlife is separated into two separate realms: Los Angeles (heaven) and Olathe (hell). Because the world is full of sinners, Olathe often gets overcrowded, so Los Angeles has to do a yearly "culling" with exorcists to prevent any uprisings. How can spirits die in the afterlife, you ask? Every demon in hell experiences the Second Death, in which a void forms over their face and they become baby factories in which various cherubs are pulled out of the void to become new exorcists.
Meet the son of the Prince of Olathe, Angel Dustin Morningstar (you can tell 'cause he wears a red skull) Dusty is a kindly demon who can't stand his people getting slaughtered each year, so he proposes: what if a soul can be redeemed? If a demon can be rehabilitated and ascend to Los Angeles, it would solve the overpopulation issue and the yearly genocide would end! And he can do it by offering a shelter to those who seek redemption... the Inzolent Inn!
However, Los Angeles isn't too keen on the idea. In a land full of violent monsters, pathetic losers, and gross perverts, is it even possible for anyone in Olathe to be redeemed? Do you even want certain demons like the notorious Marty to find salvation? What's the criteria for a soul to enter Los Angeles or Olathe? Do the higher-ups even know?
Spoilers: the afterlife is all Los Angeles, they just use different color pallets.
( We formally invite you to the Inzolent Inn! )
