Sweat baby, sweat baby

[shamanicshaymin]

I'm too chicken to face Clair right now, so I'm trading over a bunch of Pokemon from my Diamond cart and leveling them up. So far, I've evolved Ralts into Kirlia and I'm developing Sealeo and Snorunt into Walrein and Glalie. Huh, I never raised a Glalie before. :o I also caught a Phanpy because I think they're adorable, though I've yet to warm up to Donphan. We'll have to see, right? Maybe I can teach Phanpy how to Dig. He knows Pickup too, so he's found me a lot of goodies, including a King's Rock. :o



Mewthree
Level: 36
Nature: Serious. Likes to thrash about.

This is no fancreation. Mewthree is for real. Splash is like Guillotine, only with a .1% chance to kill. Why take any chances? My Magikarp is bigger than all other Magikarps. Mewthree! Flop on Clair's Dragonair and squish its head! *ba-dum* I win! Badge plz.

Cthulu
Level: 37
Nature: Quirky. Often dozes off.

I've played Pokemon so much I think Missing No. has played a toll on me. Feebas looks ugly, right? But you've never seen a Feebas so ugly that it makes you lose your sanity just from looking at it. There's Milotic and the putrid sea abomination Feebas can evolve into. I'm only using a Feebas icon because I don't want to make my flist mad with agony. Because Pokemon are so loyal to their trainers, Cthulu stays in its Feebas form in order to not break my own sanity further.

Kidney
Level: 35
Nature: Quiet. Thoroughly cunning.

That's right. Not only can Luvdisc steal your heart, it's also your iron lung. Literally. Only too late have I realized that Luvdiscs are kidney stones or lungs come to life from the bodies of dead lovers. So what does this make me realize watching those Pokemon pucker up like that? Eeeewwwwwwww. Needless to say, my interest in them grew and I decided to raise one because the nightmare fuel fascinates me. Why aren't they Water/Ghost Pokemon?

Edward
Level: 50
Nature: Lonely. Highly persistent.

My first Shiny Pokemon since Psyduck from the G/S/C days! *_____________* Gosh, you won't believe how happy I was, though you can't tell the difference until you see the sparkles. So that's why I named this diamond in the rough Edward. He's a land shark with a sparkling diamond hide that can cut you like a knife. This... is the skin of a killer.

Bad♥Touch
Level: 36
Nature: Naughty. Sturdy body.

When it comes to making love and war, Dr. Love is in the house. He can be anything you want to be, from Mew to Mewtwo to Arceus to Jessica Rabbit. Forget James Bond, more Pokemon have fainted playing with the Bad♥Touch on the arena and the Day Care Center. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel~ (Gettin' horny now!)

Angry
Level: 36
Nature: Adamant. A little quick tempered.

APRIL FOOLS DAY MAKES ME MAD