Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes
Jan. 19th, 2010 07:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat.
I felt like everything about my life was raped. Childhood, reading Dr. Seuss books, how I ever felt about movies... if there is a media hell, it's in Cat in the Hat. Even thinking about it gives me the worst migraine possible. No amount of MSTing will ever save this piece of tripe. It's sheer torture. A perfect way to make yourself fire the biggest bullet in your cranium possible. That's how beastly this film is.
Anything by Eddie Murphy joins the cesspool. God put me out of my misery.
Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat.
I felt like everything about my life was raped. Childhood, reading Dr. Seuss books, how I ever felt about movies... if there is a media hell, it's in Cat in the Hat. Even thinking about it gives me the worst migraine possible. No amount of MSTing will ever save this piece of tripe. It's sheer torture. A perfect way to make yourself fire the biggest bullet in your cranium possible. That's how beastly this film is.
Anything by Eddie Murphy joins the cesspool. God put me out of my misery.
