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[shamanicshaymin]

Dude. Today I went to the SSB section of FF.net for lulz and see what kind of pairings people are maiming Pit with. But god oh god oh god. Do what you want with the other characters, but raping anyone from Earthbound is a sacrilegious crime that should make the palms of their hands peel before DARING to write for them without knowledge from the series (and OOC too).

Okay, that didn't make sense.

Ness really hated that Lucas guy. Not only did the kid appear out of NOWHERE, but he even seemed to be a much more skilled PK user. 'Who does Lucas think he is? God..?' Ness wondered angrily as he watched said PK boy showing off to Peach and Zelda.

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What the hell makes people think they'd hate each other!? The opinions of Ness fanboys of Lucas have no bearing on canon whatsoever. Just... gsdjhkvhtdrvljihrea th€€!

From some Super Smash Bros. Pairing Madness leechfic. Which includes Ness/Jeff.

I think I died inside. THIS IS SO FUCKING WRONG. IT'S NOT THEM. NOT THEM.

Right, backing away from the SSB section now. At least until I stop screaming like a madwoman and stabbing things. Or curling up in a fetal position making hedgehog hisses in a corner. Whatever.

At least I found Ike/Pit goodfic before that.