I'm glad I never played Starfox Command.
Nov. 14th, 2007 11:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shamanicshayminSeriously. W. T. F.
In all truthfulness, in some way I don't blame her for being mad at Fox for dumping her (although it raises the question: if he felt it 'wasn't safe' for her to be on the team, why did he even let her on in the first place?) because he seemed to leave his brain at the door in the game as well...
... But she came off as a HUGE douche in about 8/10ths of the story paths. I seriously wanted to throttle her when she said something about Andross being 'misunderstood and a good guy'. Did she honestly mean that or was she trying to intentionally piss Fox off?
In still another ending, Fox disbands Star Fox again to pursue Krystal on Sauria where they marry and have a son named Marcus.
...Marcus. Uh huh. Yeah, let Raoul D'Chagny and Christine Daae have a kid named Bob.
In another, she leads Star Wolf to victory after discovering one of Andross’s devices, but is later viewed as a traitor to Star Fox. She can’t stand the criticism and goes to another galaxy to become a bounty hunter named Kursed.
Oh BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
"Kursed" is also the stupidest emoest name in the world. It sounds like a lame wannabe grunge/metal band wanting to be graphic and hardcore when it's not.
Seriously. An FF.netter could spit better shit than that.
I never cared for Krystal. But I missed her when she was a mysterious shaman rather than some bitchy shallow shell for fanboys to fap over.I'm glad my favorite character is getting his dignity back. But I'd rather not discuss THAT fandom at the moment...
I don't drink vodka, but if I did, this is where I'd sip cynically.
Slip me Earthbound pr0n. Preferably yaoi.
In all truthfulness, in some way I don't blame her for being mad at Fox for dumping her (although it raises the question: if he felt it 'wasn't safe' for her to be on the team, why did he even let her on in the first place?) because he seemed to leave his brain at the door in the game as well...
... But she came off as a HUGE douche in about 8/10ths of the story paths. I seriously wanted to throttle her when she said something about Andross being 'misunderstood and a good guy'. Did she honestly mean that or was she trying to intentionally piss Fox off?
In still another ending, Fox disbands Star Fox again to pursue Krystal on Sauria where they marry and have a son named Marcus.
...Marcus. Uh huh. Yeah, let Raoul D'Chagny and Christine Daae have a kid named Bob.
In another, she leads Star Wolf to victory after discovering one of Andross’s devices, but is later viewed as a traitor to Star Fox. She can’t stand the criticism and goes to another galaxy to become a bounty hunter named Kursed.
Oh BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
"Kursed" is also the stupidest emoest name in the world. It sounds like a lame wannabe grunge/metal band wanting to be graphic and hardcore when it's not.
Seriously. An FF.netter could spit better shit than that.
I never cared for Krystal. But I missed her when she was a mysterious shaman rather than some bitchy shallow shell for fanboys to fap over.
