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Apr. 14th, 2013 04:27 pmshamanicshayminPost the first lines of your last 21 fics.
1. Shadows appeared before Briar Rose, thin as a knife's edge and untouchable as air.
2. "Stop biting your lip, Marshal." My Fifty Shades says. "You know it turns me on."
3. As far as N was concerned, sex meant two things: logic and selfishness.
4. Heaven forbid to be an adamant Kirlia without a Dawn Stone.
5. "Go away." Scrafty grumbled.
6. Zee-Tee sat upon a stool in front of a decorated table, his feet dangling off the edge.
7. Volkner listened to plenty of good advice, and most of it was directed toward children and young women. Oh yes, he frowned, very good advice.
8. Since he knew him from when they were boys, Morty knew that Eusine was a dreamer.
9. Grimsley had nothing but his scarf for company by the time Marshal met him in his room.
10. "The POKEMON here are so chunky! There should be a pink one with a floral pattern!"
11. "Where are we going?" "Home."
12. To combat the Cosmic Destroyer, one must send a being of creation. In that case, an artist.
13. It was funny about the things you find while your children have grown up and live on their own.
14. Exactly how far was Eusine going to do this? Did he love Suicune so much that he'd do anything... anything for the Northern Wind?
15. He told Morty to wait at the Bell Tower today.
16. She wasn't going when it was dark, plain and simple.
17. No grudge. No war. No fear. No regrets.
18. They didn't need much in the world at all. As long as they had each other, it was all good.
19. "Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Please don't hurt me!"
20. She had the freedom to see the world again.
21. Karen was not falling for it.
God my writing is old and shitty and terrible. To hate myself a little less, here's the first sentence of my novel, whose beginning I'm still trying to figure out:
Extra: Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy were two ragdolls living together in the Nostalgia House.
1. Shadows appeared before Briar Rose, thin as a knife's edge and untouchable as air.
2. "Stop biting your lip, Marshal." My Fifty Shades says. "You know it turns me on."
3. As far as N was concerned, sex meant two things: logic and selfishness.
4. Heaven forbid to be an adamant Kirlia without a Dawn Stone.
5. "Go away." Scrafty grumbled.
6. Zee-Tee sat upon a stool in front of a decorated table, his feet dangling off the edge.
7. Volkner listened to plenty of good advice, and most of it was directed toward children and young women. Oh yes, he frowned, very good advice.
8. Since he knew him from when they were boys, Morty knew that Eusine was a dreamer.
9. Grimsley had nothing but his scarf for company by the time Marshal met him in his room.
10. "The POKEMON here are so chunky! There should be a pink one with a floral pattern!"
11. "Where are we going?" "Home."
12. To combat the Cosmic Destroyer, one must send a being of creation. In that case, an artist.
13. It was funny about the things you find while your children have grown up and live on their own.
14. Exactly how far was Eusine going to do this? Did he love Suicune so much that he'd do anything... anything for the Northern Wind?
15. He told Morty to wait at the Bell Tower today.
16. She wasn't going when it was dark, plain and simple.
17. No grudge. No war. No fear. No regrets.
18. They didn't need much in the world at all. As long as they had each other, it was all good.
19. "Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Please don't hurt me!"
20. She had the freedom to see the world again.
21. Karen was not falling for it.
God my writing is old and shitty and terrible. To hate myself a little less, here's the first sentence of my novel, whose beginning I'm still trying to figure out:
Extra: Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy were two ragdolls living together in the Nostalgia House.
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Date: 2013-04-14 11:53 pm (UTC)O_____o I'm sorry, I just... read that wrong...
Your writing doesn't look bad! The Fifty Shades parody looks... interesting...
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Date: 2013-04-15 12:11 am (UTC)Aw, thanks. ;; I haven't really written anything save for a MST recently, and I'm still stuck in a funk. It's alarmingly easy to emulate E.L. James' style though. :P (NSFW of course)
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Date: 2013-04-15 12:37 am (UTC)"What would he want with a famous Elite 4 member like me? I'm blond, but still!"
*resists dumb blond joke*"You know that Grimsley is dangerous, even though your Pokémon team clearly has a type advantage over his!"
*cracks up*
"You just agreed to be my sub, and I don’t mean the sandwich."
" My inner warrior puts up a "brb fapping" sign. "
"Why does he always have to give his Pokémon orders? Especially in battle?"
"Own me like you do those roulette machines and make me explode like in Voltorb Flip!""
"Holy shit! Suddenly, Hilda is standing in front of us, tapping her foot and looking cross.
"Are you guys done yet? I've beaten Caitlin and Shauntal ages ago, and my team is getting restless.""
*my inner parodist flashes you a thumbs-up as I break down laughing*
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Date: 2013-04-15 01:34 am (UTC)The "brb fapping" line is a line I particularly liked writing. XD I'm glad to have made you laugh with this fic~ ♥
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Date: 2013-04-15 02:07 am (UTC)I'm sorry, I spent IDK how long laughing at this line. Why do I find it so amusing???
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Date: 2013-04-15 02:15 am (UTC)