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shamanicshayminPeople around 13-15 or younger, feel free to skip this entry. The world needs more innocent people anyway.
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Okie dokies. Fine. You'll ignore my advice anyway.
I knew mentioning that horrible, horrible badfic Manipulated Love on someone's LJ was going to bring me bad luck. Which leads me to this: remember what I said about me complaining how there wasn't enough "Sonic" slash on anything lately, even badfic and Sonadow? Even Sonadow*Badfic? Well, I take that back. 'Cause I'm starting to regret it and wish the yaoi in my fandom would be rare again 'cause I remembered just how SUCKY the majority (aka 99.98%) of it can be. And scarring. And mind-blowing. And overall just leave me broken and bleeding and hissing and screaming in RAGE. With knives. With an address book of where the fangirls live. Mmm, hitlists.
Sometimes, I wonder if this is JUST as sucky as fics with Mario raping Peach which I ranted about in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanficrants around three years ago. But then, that's another subject all together.
*sigh* This is what I get when I follow my reviewers to their FF.net profiles. 'Cause oh ho ho, the "treats" I find through Favorite Stories Lists!
Summary Horror #1:
1. Just One Night reviews
It was just one night of fun, who ever imagined it would lead to this? Yaoi! Love Triangle, SonicXKnucklesXShadow. Yes Mpreg, cuz I'm evil! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11106 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 9-18-05
Now, we know how Puri feels about Mpreg. Stabby stabby DIE DIE DIE death, right? Especially if it's in "Sonic" and involves a certain two hedgehogs in any way. And triangles, we know how Puri feels on those two--they make her gag, plain and simple, they're annoying. And for Knuckles to be dragged into this... another dagger stuck to the moniter. Again, mpreg. By gods... by GODS no.
And check out this one review; It's rich I tell you. Rich:
Sonic said he loves Shadow, but Shadow seems like he don't really give a damn about Sonic or the baby, since it even said so that Shadow only used Sonic for sex. He seems like those type of guys who'll fuck em, get em pregnant and leave em. Knuckles seems to be more excited about the baby and helping Sonic out more then Shadow does. And when Tails showed Sonic his baby on the screen, isn't Sonic a bit scared about his future? I mean, Sonic will have alot of responsibility and his life will change forever once his baby is born. Anyway, please update. ^^
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...One second. *walks outside*
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I'm back.
Yeah, Shadow the Hedgehog, of all fucking people. Who DIED for Maria and gave his life to the fucking planet Earth...! AUGH! *throws arms in the air* I CANNOT see Shadow using anyone. At ALL. And I'm not saying this because I'm a Shadow fangirl and supposedly blindly look past his flaws--his weak points are right in the open. But he really wouldn't manipulate anyone... he really wouldn't. He's been used before, that's for certain. Lots and lots of times. From Professor Gerald to Eggman to Rouge and hell, 'prolly recently Black Doom; he isn't about to buckle down to their level and be like that. Especially when he rarely ever feels close to anyone in the first place. Yeah, first thing Shadow's gonna to is use Sonic & Knuckles to his amusement, and possibly break poor Rouge and Amy's hearts, fuck yes. Bullshit. Bee-You-Ehl-Ehl-Ess-Ach-Eye-Tee. BULLSHIT.
I won't comment more on the Mpreg and obiously Teenage High-School soap opera cliché, since I already have. So moving on.
Summary Horror #2:
4. Senseless Events Of Yaoi Lemon reviews
Okay! This is all yaoi! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T READ IT! This is rated for language, rape, and lemon! Okay... It's basically different male Sonic characters having a little fun with each other.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5364 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-25-05 - Published: 8-30-05
You DO know that lemons are illegal on FF.net, right? This sort of thing is for AFF.net, bitch. Oh wait, let me guess, from your FF.net profile, you were born on 2/10/1990, weren't you? That makes you two years younger than me: you're 15. Oopsies, I guess AFF.net wouldn't let tolerate you lying about your age. My mistake! *cough* Still no excuse to put your drudgery on FF.net though, when there's ten billion other sites that'll accept NC-17.
Go figure, it's her first lemon. And even I, of ALL PEOPLE, aka the most sheltered 17-year-old in the world about sex, did ten billion times better than this... this disgusting GARBAGE. Damn, I thought "Sonikku" and fangirl Japanese and Sonic acting like a little girl only complied to Bad*Sonadow. But yes--Sonuckles is victim to the same fucking thing. Only difference is there's Red instead of Black & Red. Oh, and Knux is moronized: all he has to do is take Shadow's place and voila! All that's different is the name and you officially have Bad*Sonuckles. You'd think with how rare Sonuckles is compared to Sonadow, the fic would be better. But noooooo... *shudder* ...Oh geez, and my Train-Wreck Syndrome got the better of me and I had to click the Knuxadow chapter. Yeah, we get a random Mary-Sue thrown in. Niiiiiice. Oh PAIN. FUCKING PAIN. Let's just say you have to actually RESEARCH to know what a fucking ice cream machine is called, and honestly don't put me off a perfectly fine dessert. Just, ew. Seriously.
Oh yeah! And it gets better!
READ THIS! I will take suggestions, as you have probably noticed. So if anyone wants to see a yaoi lemon from any of the SEGA Sonic characters, which include Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Espio, Vector, Charmy, and/or Eggman, I will write it for you. And they don't have to be just two people either... Also if have any specific likings you can tell me and I will be sure to write it that way for you. For example, say you want Sonic and Shadow with Sonic on the bottom, just tell me and I will do it.
RRRRRR! RRRRRR! RRRRRR! RRRRRR! Message board fic! ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL!
I don't even have to menion the WRONGNESS of that paragraph. Do I? Do I!? DO I!?
And yes, we're at the Sonadow part. My favorite. *coughcough* *hack*
Basic plot: "Sonic" characters are drunk. They play a certain version of "Spin the Bottle" where whoever it spins to, you guys have to fuck in the closet for a certain amount of time. Sonic's turn, and guess where it lands. Cue much complaining and "Faker!" shout matches. Funkily enough, they have no objections, foresight, or brains whatsoever, and cue short crappy quickie which is enough for eye-gauging and not NEARLY short enough to bear, if at all.
And THIS thing has 41 reviews. I reckon it's because of requests.
Guess what fanfic Puri-chan just recently hit the "Report Possible Abuse" button for. Cue author complaining when she gets banned, 'cause she'll be all "OMG IF U DIDN'T LIKE U DON'T READ OMG I'M PERSECUTED FOR WRITING YAOI AND HAWT POINTLESS FUR SEXx0rz!!1" Follow the rules, fucker. Else we'd be like the little fuckers that burned the island in Lord of the Flies. Mmm, law. Law is good.
At any rate, I hope this gets banned before the author gets a chance to write rape. Then, I'd have to rip her insides out.
Is it any WONDER I get put off by hentai and lemons so often? 'Cause pretty much, it's shit like this. "OMG I WANNA SEE TWO HAWT BOYZ FUCKING 4 MI AMUSEMENT LOLZ. OMG, AND ADD RAPE AND MPREG 4 MY FANTASIZ 'CAUSE RAPE IZ TOTALLY HAWT" Emotions? Character? What's that? They're just objects, they're just bishounen with no real value whatsoever except to fufill their sex-starved furry & fetish & whatever purposes.
It's reading shameless, disgusting, sickening, degrading garbage that tempts and pushes me to the point where I actually WANT to write smut: if to slap the face of every uneducated immature teenage fangirl out there to show how it's REALLY done. OHMYGOSH, I CAN TYPE FULL SENTENCES AND CARE FOR THE CHARACTERS AS PEOPLE, OH MY GOSH, WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIE. At least I read up on sex and can tell you a thing or two or more about the human body, which is more than enough on what I can say about YOU.
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Okie dokies. Fine. You'll ignore my advice anyway.
I knew mentioning that horrible, horrible badfic Manipulated Love on someone's LJ was going to bring me bad luck. Which leads me to this: remember what I said about me complaining how there wasn't enough "Sonic" slash on anything lately, even badfic and Sonadow? Even Sonadow*Badfic? Well, I take that back. 'Cause I'm starting to regret it and wish the yaoi in my fandom would be rare again 'cause I remembered just how SUCKY the majority (aka 99.98%) of it can be. And scarring. And mind-blowing. And overall just leave me broken and bleeding and hissing and screaming in RAGE. With knives. With an address book of where the fangirls live. Mmm, hitlists.
Sometimes, I wonder if this is JUST as sucky as fics with Mario raping Peach which I ranted about in
fanficrants around three years ago. But then, that's another subject all together.*sigh* This is what I get when I follow my reviewers to their FF.net profiles. 'Cause oh ho ho, the "treats" I find through Favorite Stories Lists!
Summary Horror #1:
1. Just One Night reviews
It was just one night of fun, who ever imagined it would lead to this? Yaoi! Love Triangle, SonicXKnucklesXShadow. Yes Mpreg, cuz I'm evil! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11106 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 9-18-05
Now, we know how Puri feels about Mpreg. Stabby stabby DIE DIE DIE death, right? Especially if it's in "Sonic" and involves a certain two hedgehogs in any way. And triangles, we know how Puri feels on those two--they make her gag, plain and simple, they're annoying. And for Knuckles to be dragged into this... another dagger stuck to the moniter. Again, mpreg. By gods... by GODS no.
And check out this one review; It's rich I tell you. Rich:
Sonic said he loves Shadow, but Shadow seems like he don't really give a damn about Sonic or the baby, since it even said so that Shadow only used Sonic for sex. He seems like those type of guys who'll fuck em, get em pregnant and leave em. Knuckles seems to be more excited about the baby and helping Sonic out more then Shadow does. And when Tails showed Sonic his baby on the screen, isn't Sonic a bit scared about his future? I mean, Sonic will have alot of responsibility and his life will change forever once his baby is born. Anyway, please update. ^^
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...One second. *walks outside*
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I'm back.
Yeah, Shadow the Hedgehog, of all fucking people. Who DIED for Maria and gave his life to the fucking planet Earth...! AUGH! *throws arms in the air* I CANNOT see Shadow using anyone. At ALL. And I'm not saying this because I'm a Shadow fangirl and supposedly blindly look past his flaws--his weak points are right in the open. But he really wouldn't manipulate anyone... he really wouldn't. He's been used before, that's for certain. Lots and lots of times. From Professor Gerald to Eggman to Rouge and hell, 'prolly recently Black Doom; he isn't about to buckle down to their level and be like that. Especially when he rarely ever feels close to anyone in the first place. Yeah, first thing Shadow's gonna to is use Sonic & Knuckles to his amusement, and possibly break poor Rouge and Amy's hearts, fuck yes. Bullshit. Bee-You-Ehl-Ehl-Ess-Ach-Eye-Tee. BULLSHIT.
I won't comment more on the Mpreg and obiously Teenage High-School soap opera cliché, since I already have. So moving on.
Summary Horror #2:
4. Senseless Events Of Yaoi Lemon reviews
Okay! This is all yaoi! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T READ IT! This is rated for language, rape, and lemon! Okay... It's basically different male Sonic characters having a little fun with each other.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5364 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-25-05 - Published: 8-30-05
You DO know that lemons are illegal on FF.net, right? This sort of thing is for AFF.net, bitch. Oh wait, let me guess, from your FF.net profile, you were born on 2/10/1990, weren't you? That makes you two years younger than me: you're 15. Oopsies, I guess AFF.net wouldn't let tolerate you lying about your age. My mistake! *cough* Still no excuse to put your drudgery on FF.net though, when there's ten billion other sites that'll accept NC-17.
Go figure, it's her first lemon. And even I, of ALL PEOPLE, aka the most sheltered 17-year-old in the world about sex, did ten billion times better than this... this disgusting GARBAGE. Damn, I thought "Sonikku" and fangirl Japanese and Sonic acting like a little girl only complied to Bad*Sonadow. But yes--Sonuckles is victim to the same fucking thing. Only difference is there's Red instead of Black & Red. Oh, and Knux is moronized: all he has to do is take Shadow's place and voila! All that's different is the name and you officially have Bad*Sonuckles. You'd think with how rare Sonuckles is compared to Sonadow, the fic would be better. But noooooo... *shudder* ...Oh geez, and my Train-Wreck Syndrome got the better of me and I had to click the Knuxadow chapter. Yeah, we get a random Mary-Sue thrown in. Niiiiiice. Oh PAIN. FUCKING PAIN. Let's just say you have to actually RESEARCH to know what a fucking ice cream machine is called, and honestly don't put me off a perfectly fine dessert. Just, ew. Seriously.
Oh yeah! And it gets better!
READ THIS! I will take suggestions, as you have probably noticed. So if anyone wants to see a yaoi lemon from any of the SEGA Sonic characters, which include Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Espio, Vector, Charmy, and/or Eggman, I will write it for you. And they don't have to be just two people either... Also if have any specific likings you can tell me and I will be sure to write it that way for you. For example, say you want Sonic and Shadow with Sonic on the bottom, just tell me and I will do it.
RRRRRR! RRRRRR! RRRRRR! RRRRRR! Message board fic! ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL!
I don't even have to menion the WRONGNESS of that paragraph. Do I? Do I!? DO I!?
And yes, we're at the Sonadow part. My favorite. *coughcough* *hack*
Basic plot: "Sonic" characters are drunk. They play a certain version of "Spin the Bottle" where whoever it spins to, you guys have to fuck in the closet for a certain amount of time. Sonic's turn, and guess where it lands. Cue much complaining and "Faker!" shout matches. Funkily enough, they have no objections, foresight, or brains whatsoever, and cue short crappy quickie which is enough for eye-gauging and not NEARLY short enough to bear, if at all.
And THIS thing has 41 reviews. I reckon it's because of requests.
Guess what fanfic Puri-chan just recently hit the "Report Possible Abuse" button for. Cue author complaining when she gets banned, 'cause she'll be all "OMG IF U DIDN'T LIKE U DON'T READ OMG I'M PERSECUTED FOR WRITING YAOI AND HAWT POINTLESS FUR SEXx0rz!!1" Follow the rules, fucker. Else we'd be like the little fuckers that burned the island in Lord of the Flies. Mmm, law. Law is good.
At any rate, I hope this gets banned before the author gets a chance to write rape. Then, I'd have to rip her insides out.
Is it any WONDER I get put off by hentai and lemons so often? 'Cause pretty much, it's shit like this. "OMG I WANNA SEE TWO HAWT BOYZ FUCKING 4 MI AMUSEMENT LOLZ. OMG, AND ADD RAPE AND MPREG 4 MY FANTASIZ 'CAUSE RAPE IZ TOTALLY HAWT" Emotions? Character? What's that? They're just objects, they're just bishounen with no real value whatsoever except to fufill their sex-starved furry & fetish & whatever purposes.
It's reading shameless, disgusting, sickening, degrading garbage that tempts and pushes me to the point where I actually WANT to write smut: if to slap the face of every uneducated immature teenage fangirl out there to show how it's REALLY done. OHMYGOSH, I CAN TYPE FULL SENTENCES AND CARE FOR THE CHARACTERS AS PEOPLE, OH MY GOSH, WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIE. At least I read up on sex and can tell you a thing or two or more about the human body, which is more than enough on what I can say about YOU.
