And So, Puri Snaps
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shamanicshayminYou know what? With the exception of friends and a few select people, I wish just about every Sonadow fangirl would drop dead.
Dear Rabid Sonadow Fanatics (An Understatement, You'll Soon Realize),
Come out from hiding behind Sonadow.com or whatever cult/s you're at, I know you're there. And you can't escape me.
I mean... I'm disgusted. You can only take so many gooey mushy fluff starring Whiny/Weepy/Emo Sonic and Shadow without feeling the urge to crack some bones apart. You can only take, "Aww, they're such a cute and sweet couple!!11" in those Harlequinn flicks without feeling sick to my stomach and wondering how the hell Barbie and Ken came in. And stop with the whole wangst with "OH Shadou, I miss yoooooou I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!11" crap. And if I read Shadow cooing and nauseatingly propose his twu wuv to "Sonikku" one more time, I think you'll have to donate me a new stomach.
And you. Yes, you. The ones writing the lemons. Honestly, are we holding a contest on who can write the creepiest? If you want to drool over Shadow andShadow 2 Sonic, whatever. But if they're nothing more than objects for your drooling yaoi fantasies and whatever kink and fetish you're obsessed with at the moment, go watch "Boku no Harressment", "Ai no Kusabi" or something. Or buy and download gay pr0n. Or at least keep your dreck off the Internet in a computer folder labeled "School Work" (Whatever you name your hentai files) and keep it out of my face.
Also, Sonic and Shadow are NOT your poster children for gay rights. Honestly. I'm fucking SICK and TIRED of reading fanfiction and OMG Poor Sonic and Shadow, their luv iz FORBIDDEN!!11 'cause of teh Ebil Horrible HOMOPHOBIC world!!11 #1: Sonic's busy saving the world from Eggman/Metal Sonic/Whoever, Shadow's trying to figure out his past. Romance would be the least of their worries. #2: And if it DOES concern their love life, them trying not to KILL each other is something they'd worry WAY more about, "OMG The Entire World SCORNING THEM 'CAUSE THEY'RE GAY OMG!!1" not even thought about when we reach the bottom of the list.
And speaking of gay. Did I mention how much I HATE the seme/uke stereotype? You can see how this affects everything else too. :D Weepy Uke*Sonic, who just needs to be swept off his feet by Evil Bastard Seme*Shadow, who in turn melts his cold wangsty heart. *gag*
And you know what I really loathe? Those fanfics where Shadow rapes Sonic. Brutally. But to the fangirls, it's HAWT. I've even seen vice versa, with Sonic as a vampire or something.
So, the fangirls are lyke "OMG hawtyaoibuttzecks!11" or "AWW they're so cyute!!1" to back up their reasoning (Psst! Ever played a game called "Sonic Adventure 2: Battle?") and... I don't know. I've heard horror stories of the fangirls trying to push people to support their "kawaii Sonic adn Shadderz!!1"? Oh god, the throats I must twist. Dude, I don't even care if someone's Anti-Sonadow. I can laugh at the lame anti-fanatics who treat Sonadow like a global epidemic disease, they're hilareous. :D But if someone doesn't like the ship 'cause it ain't their thing, it's not my business to bug them about it. People like and dislike things—beauty in the eye of the beholder, you know? Sonamy makes some people cringe while to others it's a sweet delight. There's people who'd give their lives for mangos, while the other crowd cringes at the thought of a single lick. PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT, OMG. And one thing such as different shipping preferences shouldn't seperate you from becoming the best of friends—complete opposites hold some of the most beautiful, spicy friendships. Your friend doesn't like Sonadow. Boo hoo. There's ten billion other things you two have in common and love to talk about—why not discuss those instead of weeping over the single fallen? There's actually MORE to life than Sonadow and shipping, you know. Like, breathing air and getting outside. Enjoy the wilderness! Hang out with people! Play video games! DDR! I don't care. But if all you can do is live and breathe Sonadow, I have to worry about you when your substitute "oxygen" cuts off.
I reported some little twit at FF.net plagerizing famous Sonadow fics while also dedicating his/her "work" to "all Sonadow fans, lolz" Thankfully, it's gone from FF.net now. :D Gods though, diediediekilleachandeveryplageristinexistencekthnx.
Seriously. People are going to step into fandom out of curiousity, then their faces twist, thinking, "...THIS is Sonadow!?" I sure as hell hope it ain't. 'Cause I would've despised it with my each and every being.
I've seen people turned off of the pairing thanks to these legions of idiots. Yeah, thanks a fucking lot, you... "fangirls" make the rest of us few sane shippers AND our pairing look bad.
In other words?
"Stop being on my side. You make my side look stupid."
Feeling VERY pissed off, and with NO love whatsoever,
—Puri-chan, Sonadow fangirl.
P.S. And stay out of "Sonic the Hedgehog" fandom until you've played some games. Preferably 16-bit. Shadow's not in them and the sprites aren't "hawt" (though they're cute by my standards) or as pretty as the latest "Final Fantasy" (Look at the colorful backgrounds on Sega Genesis... :33), you can deal. Then go replay SA2B until you've got Project Shadow hammered in your head.
P.S.S. Think of a new plot for your fanfiction PLEASE. Sonic is sobbing when all of a sudden SHADOW IS ALIVE, Sonic is moaning in bed until SHADOW RANDOMLY VISITS HIM AND DISAPPEARS TRAGICALLY to leave him wangsting worse, all to the tune of "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls, "Live to Tell" by Madonna, and "Hello" by Evanescence. While completely missing the point of these songs, and the fact they've got NOTHING to do with Sonic & Shadow in the first place. (And yes, I've actually seen songfics to these three)
Dear Rabid Sonadow Fanatics (An Understatement, You'll Soon Realize),
Come out from hiding behind Sonadow.com or whatever cult/s you're at, I know you're there. And you can't escape me.
I mean... I'm disgusted. You can only take so many gooey mushy fluff starring Whiny/Weepy/Emo Sonic and Shadow without feeling the urge to crack some bones apart. You can only take, "Aww, they're such a cute and sweet couple!!11" in those Harlequinn flicks without feeling sick to my stomach and wondering how the hell Barbie and Ken came in. And stop with the whole wangst with "OH Shadou, I miss yoooooou I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!11" crap. And if I read Shadow cooing and nauseatingly propose his twu wuv to "Sonikku" one more time, I think you'll have to donate me a new stomach.
And you. Yes, you. The ones writing the lemons. Honestly, are we holding a contest on who can write the creepiest? If you want to drool over Shadow and
Also, Sonic and Shadow are NOT your poster children for gay rights. Honestly. I'm fucking SICK and TIRED of reading fanfiction and OMG Poor Sonic and Shadow, their luv iz FORBIDDEN!!11 'cause of teh Ebil Horrible HOMOPHOBIC world!!11 #1: Sonic's busy saving the world from Eggman/Metal Sonic/Whoever, Shadow's trying to figure out his past. Romance would be the least of their worries. #2: And if it DOES concern their love life, them trying not to KILL each other is something they'd worry WAY more about, "OMG The Entire World SCORNING THEM 'CAUSE THEY'RE GAY OMG!!1" not even thought about when we reach the bottom of the list.
And speaking of gay. Did I mention how much I HATE the seme/uke stereotype? You can see how this affects everything else too. :D Weepy Uke*Sonic, who just needs to be swept off his feet by Evil Bastard Seme*Shadow, who in turn melts his cold wangsty heart. *gag*
And you know what I really loathe? Those fanfics where Shadow rapes Sonic. Brutally. But to the fangirls, it's HAWT. I've even seen vice versa, with Sonic as a vampire or something.
So, the fangirls are lyke "OMG hawtyaoibuttzecks!11" or "AWW they're so cyute!!1" to back up their reasoning (Psst! Ever played a game called "Sonic Adventure 2: Battle?") and... I don't know. I've heard horror stories of the fangirls trying to push people to support their "kawaii Sonic adn Shadderz!!1"? Oh god, the throats I must twist. Dude, I don't even care if someone's Anti-Sonadow. I can laugh at the lame anti-fanatics who treat Sonadow like a global epidemic disease, they're hilareous. :D But if someone doesn't like the ship 'cause it ain't their thing, it's not my business to bug them about it. People like and dislike things—beauty in the eye of the beholder, you know? Sonamy makes some people cringe while to others it's a sweet delight. There's people who'd give their lives for mangos, while the other crowd cringes at the thought of a single lick. PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT, OMG. And one thing such as different shipping preferences shouldn't seperate you from becoming the best of friends—complete opposites hold some of the most beautiful, spicy friendships. Your friend doesn't like Sonadow. Boo hoo. There's ten billion other things you two have in common and love to talk about—why not discuss those instead of weeping over the single fallen? There's actually MORE to life than Sonadow and shipping, you know. Like, breathing air and getting outside. Enjoy the wilderness! Hang out with people! Play video games! DDR! I don't care. But if all you can do is live and breathe Sonadow, I have to worry about you when your substitute "oxygen" cuts off.
I reported some little twit at FF.net plagerizing famous Sonadow fics while also dedicating his/her "work" to "all Sonadow fans, lolz" Thankfully, it's gone from FF.net now. :D Gods though, diediediekilleachandeveryplageristinexistencekthnx.
Seriously. People are going to step into fandom out of curiousity, then their faces twist, thinking, "...THIS is Sonadow!?" I sure as hell hope it ain't. 'Cause I would've despised it with my each and every being.
I've seen people turned off of the pairing thanks to these legions of idiots. Yeah, thanks a fucking lot, you... "fangirls" make the rest of us few sane shippers AND our pairing look bad.
In other words?
"Stop being on my side. You make my side look stupid."
Feeling VERY pissed off, and with NO love whatsoever,
—Puri-chan, Sonadow fangirl.
P.S. And stay out of "Sonic the Hedgehog" fandom until you've played some games. Preferably 16-bit. Shadow's not in them and the sprites aren't "hawt" (though they're cute by my standards) or as pretty as the latest "Final Fantasy" (Look at the colorful backgrounds on Sega Genesis... :33), you can deal. Then go replay SA2B until you've got Project Shadow hammered in your head.
P.S.S. Think of a new plot for your fanfiction PLEASE. Sonic is sobbing when all of a sudden SHADOW IS ALIVE, Sonic is moaning in bed until SHADOW RANDOMLY VISITS HIM AND DISAPPEARS TRAGICALLY to leave him wangsting worse, all to the tune of "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls, "Live to Tell" by Madonna, and "Hello" by Evanescence. While completely missing the point of these songs, and the fact they've got NOTHING to do with Sonic & Shadow in the first place. (And yes, I've actually seen songfics to these three)
