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Both Crossposted From sarajayechan's LJ: for some reason, while reading the story of the first one, I had the "interpretation" of the Finnish "Duck Tales" theme in my head. XDD



The more we mention racial
stereotypes, and the more we blow holes in them by
showing how silly and false they are, the less powerful they
become.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a
black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she
called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the
hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she
responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not
agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places
on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is
available." the Hostess went away and then came back a
few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available
seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he
informed me that there is also no seat in the business class.
All the same, we still have one place in the first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess
continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit
someone from the economy class to sit in the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it
would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone
so disgusting."

The hostess turned to them and said "Okay, get in front,
lady." The white people applauded, because everyone
knows all white people hate minorities and are completely
elitist. Then a couple of elitist Republican white pigs
decided to start a fight with the black guy, because
everyone knows Whitey hates everyone except other white
people, and wants to rule the world. The black guy uttered
something in unintelligible Ebonics, because as we all know,
black people don't speak proper English and live in the
ghetto, and several of his gang homies came out and shot
up the white people. At this point, the white people freaked
out and separated into two opposing groups. 50% were
stupid, hick, unintelligent Christian fanatic Republicans, and
fought back against the black people with their massive
shotguns, because everyone knows everyone who lives in
the South is incredibly right wing and owns a small arsenal.
The other 50% of the white people, whiny hypocritical
self-hating guilt-spreading America-hating liberal pussies,
hid and cried, demanding peace and betraying their
countrymen. After a few minutes, the battle died down and
the Republicans and blacks hid behind some seats.

At this point, a few Jews came out from where they were
hiding during the war, and, being incredibly greedy and
unable to resist money, snatched the wallets of the fallen
combatants. As this was happening, several Germans
began shouting guttural German war-cries to Hitler and
attacked the Jews, because as we all know, all German
people love Hitler and hate Jews. While this massacre was
happening, several Russians arrived on the scene and
announced they were going to take over, forming a
National Soviet Socialist Republic of the Plane(NSCRP),
and deposing the former rulers, who were capitalist pigs.
This was obviously going to happen, because everyone
knows that every Russian in the world is a Communist.
However, meanwhile, the Asians, who had while this battle
went on developed several new cell phones, developed an
ingenious plan, because all Asians are incredibly smart.
Their plan was this:They delivered a large basket full of
vodka bottles to the Russians. All the Russians, being
notorious alcoholics, jumped upon the vodka and got
completely drunk. While they were intoxicated, stealthy
Asian ninja assassins assassinated the Russians, because
we all know that every Asian is a completely awesome
ninja who takes people out like crazy. Then, an Asian
businessman proposed a 12-step plan for peace and racial
tolerance, also announcing his merger with Kyocera. Things
were looking up until Whitey, hating minorities and never
wanting to see them have any power, shouted a racial
epithet at the Asian. The Asians immediately assumed
advanced karate poses and attacked, because as we all
know every Asian is born knowing at least 3 martial arts.

Just as things were settling down with the Asians as the
indisputable rulers of the Plane, several Muslim terrorists
broke into the plane, having fallen directly out of Heaven
after having sex with hundreds of virgins. They shouted
praise to Allah and began killing indiscriminately, because
as we all know, all Muslims are psycho terrorist killers who
hate everyone who doesn't wear a veil. The battle
continued once more. As this happened, a liberal had a
bright idea. He had heard of a Hispanic on board who was
a famous diplomat in his own land, famed for being able to
bring peace to any dispute. He managed to find the
Hispanic man, and explained the situation to him. However,
the liberal forgot one crucial fact - there's not a single
Hispanic in the world who can speak English! The Hispanic
man said "Que?", looking confused, and the liberal was
shot up by several crazy Republicans who hate everyone
who even looks at a minority.

As this was happening, several more groups ran into the
battleground. Gay men, all wearing pink cowboy suits with
massive rubber penises affixed to the front, began dancing
around and giving out party favors of small dildos. Butch
lesbians inspired the liberals to start fighting, but were foiled
when their effeminate and delicate lovers broke out in folk
songs praising Womyn and their Goddess. The liberals,
caught under this spell, did not notice as George W. Bush
himself parachuted in and killed them all, taking their drugs
and smoking them.

Things only got worse when the Native Americans arrived,
saying some crazy shit about Wonka-Tonka or something,
and demanding the plane back, because they, in fact,
owned everything on it. The rich greedy white people
objected, and a fight broke out again. Everyone during all
this fighting forgot that no one was piloting the plane. A
misanthropic furry who hated society had attempted to take
control, but he then realized he lacked any skills other than
drawing subpar Sonic the Hedgehog porn, and killed
himself. As the sounds of battle raged on, the plane finally
crashed into a large mountain, exploding in a massive
fireball and killing everyone on board instantly.

Vultures picked at the remains indiscriminately.

If you think this would be completely sweet, repost.



Now, doesn't the KKK seem stupid now? Wow, how
could anyone believe racial stereotypes? I'll admit,
prejudice exists. But if you realize how stupid these false
stereotypes are, really how funny they can be if you don't
take them seriously, you also realize how batshit crazy and
completely untrue they are.





I am the homosexual who doesn't want your pity.

I am the gay man who still goes to church, despite the fact that my faith calls me a sinner, and challenges the preconcieved notions that my congregation has about homosexuals.

I am the little girl who is proud of her two mommies, and stands up to the bullies who make fun of them.

I am the brave volunteer who visits the homes of those diagnosed with HIV, and gives hope to the dying.

I am the transsexual who became an international famous comic, the gay man who shouts out his sexual orientation on every episode of the quirky TV show, or the lesbian who makes inspirational music.

I am the family that, though initially afraid when our son came out of the closet, took the time to learn and grow, and eventually accept him for the wonderful individual that he is.

We are the gay and lesbian professionals and business owners who refuse to support or buy from those companies which endorse homophobia.

We are the lesbians who peacefully protest and campaign for gay rights.

I am a common straight person who lobbies Congress to allow people of alternative sexualities to adopt children, enter into marriage, and have family health insurance.

I am the person who doesn't fucking care which bathroom I use. It's a goddamn bathroom, not a sexual exhibition, and anyone who thinks otherwise is the one who is WRONG, not ME.

I am the attorney, the judge, the lawmaker who won't put up with violations of human rights based on race, gender, or EVEN sexual orientation.

I am the educator who will not stand for homophobia in the classroom, and who begins to teach acceptance instead of lies and fear.

I am the religious authority who will continue to believe that the most important rule is "love one another", and that everything else is just filler.

I'm the father who DID hug his son, because I'm secure in my sexuality.

I'm the high school student who is brave enough to start a club for peoples of alternative sexualities to give other teens a support network.

I am the person who will NEVER hide what this world needs most: love. Because, I am NOT a victim.

I now extend my hand to you, if you are suffering. I am not a victim, and you don't need to be one, either. My strength is your strength. Let us all, homosexuals and heterosexuals alike, do away with the culture of victimhood and begin to implement the culture of strength and bravery. We CAN change the world, as long as we stick together. We need to be strong.

If you support a change and an end to the victimization, repost this.



Who says stuff involving supporting gay rights has to be dark and gloomy? Yay for not being victims! *dance*