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She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him cleaning the canyon.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to
know you were cramming the nose.

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were tucking into the cotton candy.

The last time I saw him, he was baking the legendary bald elves.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. Buttering the porcelain cheese!

Of course, back in my day we called it curdling the cotton candy.

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been spraypainting the Polish polka.

The last time I had this much fun, I was parking the puppy.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to
know you were getting the smurf.

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