More tricks tomorrow

I downloaded a Masada shimeji~

He's so cute~ ♥ He's crawling all over the edges of my monitor and I catch him when he falls~

Smile for me, Masada! I love you! ;; I think he did once so far though, flashing a little heart at me. Awww~!

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Day 16: A game that you used to love but now hate

A bunch of crappy NES games I used to play intensively as a kid, haha. XD That count? Back to the Future Part II-III, aw man, even the AVGN covered it. XDD

( 30 Day Video Game Meme lol )

Man I keep piling up so many tricks! I'm gonna make a list of them here to help me organize. Let me know if I missed anything!

Another trick up my sleeve~

My god, the Bachuru and Eevee Shimejis fdskghdskjg. I love having cute electric taranchulas crawl around the edges of my monitor~ ♥ Gosh, look at Typhlosion waddle! I downloaded an N one too, and now I think my computer is trying to get me to ship N/Masada. THEIR LUFF IS SO CREEPILY INNOCENT!11!1 Dammit now I want fanart. *sob* I love how the Eevee and Bachuru are so kind and smiley to Masada and N and want to be friends with them. :o *brings in the three waiters and a Drifloon and Slowpoke, nom*

Annnnnd too crowded. XD *watches the waiters for a while* Pffft. XD

wanderlark wanted a limerick, so here it is~

There's a man named Sir Aaron that I'm delighted to know
Who once saved the world with his Lucario
When they died
Oh how I cried!
At least they had a hot afterglow

Now it's Floonie, N, Masada, Bachuru, and Eevee~ ♥

For Connie~ Four birds with one stone!

THER3 WUZ A POOR SEXY SKINNY BOY NAMED PORKY MINCH (PLAYED BT TOM FELTON ADN VOIZED BY TRAY PARKER!!111!1) WHOZ HOM3 LEIF TODALLY SUXX0RZ SO HE B3CAM# A JEENOSIDAL DIXTATOR ADN RUNNED THE LIVES OF PEOPLZ EVRWHERZ. HIZ PARETNZ W3R WICHEZ AND H3 AHD NO1 TO PLY WTI KUZ HIS BRO3THR DOZNT EXIST.. EXSEPT DA LUFF OF HZ LEIF NESS. BUTT NEZ MIZUNDERSTOOD HIM (MEENIE!!11!1) SO PORYK GOT MADD AND RAPPED HIM UP DEE AS. SERVED NEZZ RITE KUZ HE GETZ HIS <3 BORK3N BY PAULA WHO W3NT OUT WIT JEFF ADTER REELIZING HER TWU FEELINZ AND TONY DOZNT MATTR TO ANY1 AT ALL lolololol. PRKY FEEL BADD AFTR RAPPINZ NEZZ SO HE CUTE HIMZELF AND DIED AND NEZZ CREID AND DID DA SAM3 OVAR HIZ CORPZE. THEYZ BLED RANEBOWZ AND GOT BROT TO LYFE AS HAWT ROOBOT UINICORZ ADN LIVED AHPPILT EVAR AFTER. TEH NED!!1!111

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Tears like pearls fell from the golden-haired princess's sapphire orbs as she gazed out at the window at the stars, which shone like diamonds in the sky. How could Mario blatantly disregard her feelings like that? Why did he come home in a fit of drunken rage like an ogre and crack that wine bottle over Luigi's head and say all these nasty things to her? Just last week, he hung a squirrel out of a noose made from its own tail in front of her eyes! If only Bowser could rescue me from this monster, she thought woefully. She longed for his muscular, scaley form and the volcano-like heat of his rough breast, his claw of silver nails closed over her delicate, porcelain white skin. She longed to run her fingers through his combed, ruby mane and to have his kingly jaw run soft feathery kisses over the snowy landscape of her neck. She thought of the brave phallus that rose from his scales, blessed by the ivory ocean, a garden of pearly seed from his staff of manly life. Why couldn't he make love to her now? Why couldn't he bear her the baby she had always wanted? She wanted to be a bird... no. That was for fairy-tales. She wanted to become a unicorn, so her king could sweep her off her feet over the rainbow and be his forever.
"Always, I want to be with you, make believe with you," Peach sobbed mournfully. "And live in harmony! Harmony! Oh love! Help me Bowser! Save me!"

Just then, her king in shining armor burst throw the walls as shards of window glass fell like crystals at Peach's feet. Mario lay with silver nails impaled through his cold heart, and Bowser bowed before his queen, accepting her hand in his.
"Oh Bowser!" Peach wept happily, the crystalline tears falling down her cheeks once more. "You came!"
"Hold on to the night!" he declared perseverly. "There will be no shame!"

In the next life, they found each other once more. Their names were Silver and Lyra.