Feb. 4th, 2007

LMAO

Feb. 4th, 2007 06:27 pm
shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Vecpio :: Vote in 2008!)

Dad shared these with me. Just... OMG.

The Four Ghosts of the White House

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away...

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

There's more too.

George W. Bush Quotes of Wisdom! :DDD )

shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (Charmander :: Alone)
Sonadowlovers needs a Prize Artist.

You'd think I'd be excited after a few days of running it. Now I'm just... scared. Already, the fangirls are creeping under my skin. And I feel well... small. As in, little-girl-in-middle-school-gets-rejected-by-her-peers-and-cliques small. Already, I'm worried I'm not sure what I'm doing. Even more that when the fangirls find out I'm scared, they'll take advantage of me. I don't want to be manipulated for paying kindness. I can't just leave either. I promised Indie I'd take care of things and bring the club to life. I don't want to be stepped on by the fangirls--I want to stand up and show them I mean business. That they can trust me. I can't give up. I don't want to.

I just feel so uncomfortable.

...Huh. I find it funny people actually play this song on their weddings. I guess if stalkerism works, can I have VAST's "Pretty When You Cry" blare in organ when I'm the bride?

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