Anti-Mpreg Post. We saw it comin'...

Okay... let's fight off this strange mood with a rant. Hopefully I'll make it in time for bed.

Dear Yaoidom,

WHY are you suddenly obsessed with mpreg? WHY!? I mean to the point where it's like the friggin' latest fad. If sources tell me right about Kingdom Hearts fandom, you have your girly uke Sora weeping 4 hiz twu wuv Riku and OMG KIARI IZ A BITCH I H8 HER SHEZ A HOMOPH0BIK HOR--out of every three Sora/Riku, one of them is mpreg. KH and KH2 definitely make for one HUGE fandom, so you know. It's like, the latest Harry Potter or FMA right now. Which makes for a hell lotta giggly fangirls and their mpreg.

I'd go on about the absolute WRETCHED horror and the deep-seed hatred I hold for Sonadow.com, but that's best saved for another rant. But yeah. When the fangirls aren't jacking off (to be blunt) on their hideous OOC Sonadow Pr0n, they're having Sonic pop babies, 'cause he's OBVIOUSLY the girly one. *HOMICIDAL TROGDOR BURNINATE STAMPEDE* I have little knowledge of Pyramid Head from Silent Hill, but considering the stuff I heard, someone needs to be brave enough to send that guy the hell over there.

Makes me wanna shout to those 13-year-old fanbrats "HEY! You ever been PREGNANT before!?"

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Oh yeah, and the male seahorse thing? I hate to burst your bubble here, but if my biology memory recalls, the FEMALE deposits the eggs, and makes the guy carry 'em. Come back when you can tell me an actual male animal LAYS the eggs, and maybe I'll raise an eyebrow. Come up with something other than the seahorse, too.

Go to Hell,
Puri

P.S: If ya want your slash ship to have kids THAT badly, here's a catch: the orphans in China would appreciate a loving home instead of earning small pay playing Pokémon Emerald for spoiled rich kids in America who are too damn lazy to work at building his own team. 'Cause *GASP* it requires playing! And effort!

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demonoflight is right. They DIDN'T list all of them. :/ Dude! What happened to the infamous "Black Cauldron" and such?

But yes! An update to let you all know I'm okay. XDDD;;;

Strange dreams last night, though. One nightmare, the other just something bizarre. The latter apparently about the "Super Mario" movie, with bits of the Mario Animé I think, though it was just Mario & Luigi, and had a LOT of dragging, boring cartoon scenes or something with no plot or anything, it was all abstract--and of course, plenty of B-movie effects. Heh.

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Lesson of the Day: Whining about angsty characters gives you pictures of Baby Penguins~ ♥♥♥

*pets her new lurking grounds fandomwar*