
Greenband Jiggly: Mom: *watching Sweet 16* I'm so glad you're not like these girls, Giselle. These parents, they bow to their every need... I'm only watching this because these girls... they're just so spoiled, selfish, and so...
Me: Air-headed?
Mom: And shallow. And they think the world revolves around them. They make these LISTS for these parties, who to keep, who to kick out... and they think spending $2000+ on these parties is completely reasonable. They can't think out of their heads outside themselves...
Mom, I'm gonna get myself published. :D
Mom: I'm going to be so proud of you.
Me: I'll be remembered as a classic author among the ranks of Edgar Allen Poe, J.R.R. Tolkien, Emily Dickenson...
Mom: Reach for the stars~! :D
Me: These girls are gonna be forgotten in five seconds anyway.
Mom: I don't think they'll contribute ANYTHING to the world.
*later*
Mom: This mom, she's taking her daughter to this humongous store, helping her buy an expensive dress to a party, and the daughter is completely disrespectful to her...
Me: ?
Me: "My Mom's a vet, she works with DOGS."
Me: oO;;;
Mom: That's how horrible these girls are!
As if it's an insult to be a vet and help dogs. HUMPH. God, I can imagine these girls looking at me now... "Giselle's an author, she writes BOOKS."
In that case...
*plays NIN and subtle quiet music, and writes Sonadow to watch their brains explode*