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( How Evil is my LJ? )

I don't believe that. Not one bit at all. XDD Sure, Creative Journal got a higher evil score, but it was still on the "Good" side lane. XDD

So, I picked through one of my fics for the text selection and picked the dirtiest passage possible. And it says I'm 31% Evil, 68% Good. Wtf. oO;; XDD I guess God has some sort of dark secret, eh? *BRICK*

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Step 1: Put your media player on random.
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines
from the first 25 30 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone
you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs
when someone guesses correctly and give them credit.

( I've Seen a Few of These Songs Before... I Suck. XD )

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She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him cleaning the canyon.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to
know you were cramming the nose.

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were tucking into the cotton candy.

The last time I saw him, he was baking the legendary bald elves.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. Buttering the porcelain cheese!

Of course, back in my day we called it curdling the cotton candy.

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been spraypainting the Polish polka.

The last time I had this much fun, I was parking the puppy.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to
know you were getting the smurf.

DED from Euphemism Generator!

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Yesterday was a full moon, and it was yellow and had this glow around it...

This dusk, I went out for a walk, and I caught it as it was rising, and it was SO red and gorgeous... *___*

Gods, I love outer space.

And I honestly want to make new icons. Blaaaaaarg.