Oh man...I didn't realize this was a parody at first, and actually kind of agreed with the first three or so points...then read in horror as the advice got more and more unhinged... 😂
I think I fully recognized it as satire when you started using the "giant turd" phrase. Lol! I especially liked some of the satire based on "what if" twists being overused ("What if the princess saved herself?! Has become such a common one that I'm often pleased to see the trope played straight.) And those around the self-righteousness of fandom harassers!
What an excellent prank! I think this deserves extra points for being stealthy about being satire at first!
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Date: 2025-04-01 05:38 am (UTC)I think I fully recognized it as satire when you started using the "giant turd" phrase. Lol! I especially liked some of the satire based on "what if" twists being overused ("What if the princess saved herself?! Has become such a common one that I'm often pleased to see the trope played straight.) And those around the self-righteousness of fandom harassers!
What an excellent prank! I think this deserves extra points for being stealthy about being satire at first!