Playing Mystery Dungeon and finishing Bidoof's Wish prompted me to do this.

[shamanicshaymin]

It's lovely knowing what other crazy things you can do by 3 AM! The speech patterns and emoticons of the guild are getting ingrained in my mind again and I couldn't resist doing this:



Sunflora: Eek! Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevent! Something modern! The Internet! My gosh! Eeek! The Internet is really, really great~

Loudred: For PORN! *wahwah!* *BOM*

Sunflora: I got a fast connection, so I don't have to waiiiiit~

Loudred: For PORN! *wahwah!* *BOM*

Sunflora: My gosh! There's always some new site~

Loudred: For PORN!

Sunflora: I browse all day and night~

Loudred: For PORN!

Sunflora: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of liiiiiiight~

Loudred: For PORN! *wahwah! BOM*

Sunflora: Loudred!

Loudred: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Sunflora: Loudred! My gosh!

Loudred: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Sunflora: What are you doing?

Loudred: Why'd you think the NET was BORN? PORN PORN PORRRRRN!

Sunflora: Omigosh! Loudred!

Loudred: HEY! It's YOU, SUNFLORA!

Sunflora: You are ruining my song!

Loudred: Oh. SORRY. I didn't MEAN to!

Sunflora: Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I could finish?

Loudred: ...OKIE DOKIE.

Sunflora: Good! *ding!* I'm glad we have this new technology~

Loudred: For PORN! *wahwah!* *BOM*

Sunflora: Eek...

Loudred: OOP!

Sunflora: Which gives us untold opportunity~

Loudred: For PORN! *wahwah!* *BOM* OOPS! SORRY.

Sunflora: Right from your own desktop~

Loudred: For MMM--!

Sunflora: You can research, browse and shop~!

Loudred: ...

Sunflora: *sweatdrop* Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop~!

Loudred: For PORN! *wahwah!* *BOM*

Sunflora: Loudred!

Loudred: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Sunflora: Noooooo!

Loudred: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Sunflora: Loudred...

Loudred: I'm up ALL NIGHT honking MY HORN to PORN PORN PORRRRRN!

Sunflora: Oh my gosh! That's soooooo gross! You're a pervert!

Loudred: STICKS and STONES Sunflora!

Sunflora: No really! You're a pervert! Eeek! Normal Pokemon don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet!

Loudred: ...OH YEAH!?

Sunflora: What?

Loudred: YOU have NO IDEA. READY NORMAL POKEMON!?

Diglett: Ready!

Dugtrio: Ready!

Bidoof: Yup yup!

Corphish: Hey hey hey!

Croagunk: Meh-heh-heh!

Chingling: Ready~!

Wigglytuff: Ready~! ♪

Chatot: Guildmaster?

Loudred: LET ME HEAR IT!

Loudred & Gang: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Wigglytuff: This sounds great!

Dugtrio: Sorry, wait!

Loudred & Gang: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Dugtrio: I masturbate!

Diglett: Dad!

Wigglytuff: Friendly friends~! ♪

Loudred: All THESE GUYS unzip their FLIES for PORN PORN PORRRRRN!

Sunflora: Eek! The Internet is not for porn!

Loudred & Gang: PORN PORN PORN PORN~! PORN PORN PORN POR--

Chatot: HOLD ON A SECOND!

*everyone stops*

Chatot: *clears throat* As members of Wigglytuff's Guild, it's important to know what Sunflora has to say. This is, after all, her lesson. Proceed, Sunflora.

Sunflora: Jeepers... thanks Chatot. (My gosh! I can't believe I'm agreeing with Chatot!) Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Croagunk, check your portfolio and trade stocks online!

Croagunk: That's correct. Meh-heh-heh.

Sunflora: And Dugtrio, you buy things from Amazon.com!

Dugtrio: Sure.

Sunflora: And Corphish, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

Corphish: Hey hey, that's right!

Sunflora: And Bidoof, you sent me that sweet online birthday card!

Bidoof: *blushes* Gosh... true! Yup yup!

Loudred: HEY! Sunflora! What'd you think he'd do AFTER!? HMM?

Bidoof: Umm! Umm...! *sweats* *looks sheepish* Y-Yup yup... It's so embarrassing... I know it's shameful.

Chingling: It's all right, Bidoof! We all do it!

Corphish: Hey hey hey! That's right!

Bidoof: *tearing up* Gosh golly... thanks guys...

Dugtrio: The question is if the Guildmaster approves.

Chatot: Guildmaster? What do you think?

Wigglytuff: ...

Chatot: Guildmaster?

Wigglytuff: ...Porn~! Porn~! Lovely porn~ ♪

Chatot: Squwak!

Sunflora: You too, Guildmaster!?

Wigglytuff: Yep!

Sunflora: ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Loudred: *wahwah!* *BOM*

Loudred & Gang: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Sunflora: Omigosh! Gross!

Loudred & Gang: The INTERNET is for PORN!

Chatot: S-S-Squwak! Contain yourselves!

Sunflora: I hate porn!

Loudred: GRAB your DICK and DOUBLE-CLICK for--

Diglett: Ugh!

Loudred & Gang: PORN PORN PORN!

Chatot: Urk! *flutters his wings* I-It appears I shall be on my way...!

Sunflora: I'M LEAVING!

Loudred & Gang: PORN PORN PORN PORN~!

Sunflora: I hate the Internet! Eeek!

Loudred & Gang: PORN PORN PORN PORN~!

Loudred: The INTERNET is for--

Loudred & Gang: INTERNET is for, INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪

Loudred: YEAH!

*everyone punches the air* *applause and confetti*