shamanicshaymin | Nothing's gonna stop me from floating... (Reply)

The first two parts aren't really anything to scream about. But when we get to the Paraphernalia Machine? DR. SEUSS MEETS YUME NIKKI FUCK YEAH. Epic music too. :o

If they made a full-length movie (around 90 minutes instead of 20-30) dedicated to Euchariah's trials inside the machine and the project would be handled by someone awesome like Tim Burton, I would SO pay to watch this. Mindfuck animation is what I live for! :o It might be dark and scary, but who cares? At this point, "dark and scary" would be refreshing after the atrocious comedy crap we've received from recent Seuss adaptations. Hell, I was fucking relieved I actually liked Horton Hears a Who though I wouldn't drop my piggybank and run to the store for it. The other two films, I won't mention their names because it puts a bad taste in my mouth and re-rapes my eyes and mind all over again. I'd kill for creepy atmospheric nightmares from hell. ;; THE TRIP IN THE PARAPHERNALIA MACHINE WAS TOO DAMN SHORT. I WANT EUCHARIAH TO BE FUCKED UP SOME MORE AS THE GRINCH TRIES TO BREAK HIM. BEST PLOT EVER. The worst thing that would happen if the Paraphernalia Machine came in the final ten minutes of the movie and got completely skimped over. BULLSHIT. I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN.

Followed by the omnious ending. "I'll be coming back someday... *malicious laughter*"

Also my mind's in the gutter and I'm absolutely horrible. "Whuh-whu-will you please scare me some more, sir? I-I sorta like it." "Come on! Come on! Closer Euchariah... that's a nice little Who... Now closer. Closer. Closer. ~~I've got candy!~~" GOD YOU'RE GOING TO GET MOLESTED IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE D: