A Gang Leader Named... Teddy.

[shamanicshaymin]

Dear Puri: for your sake of sanity, stay away from Sonic artists you know you want to punch the faces of. They attract likeminded morons who think they're intelligent and cute.

In Earthbound 0, let us meet another crucial character of the cast: Teddy... Leader of the Bla-Bla Gang!



See these blue guys? They're gang members. Talk to them, and you're immediately pulled into a fight. Remind self that they drop rare Flamethrowers, nifty weapons for Loid.





This guy could be talking about Ninten/Ana of course. BUT! He could've been referring to Loid/Ana. Or better: Ninten & Loid the Ambigiously Gay Duo TM.

Yes & No:

TRIGUN REFS FTW. LOVE & PEACE ♥



He's lying, and the store's way cheaper. Of course, Puri didn't realize this until she already got Teddy on her team. Doh!



*sporfle* Sure... naturally I kicked his ass.



The Mist! ...Okay, nobody played Legend of Legaia. Nevermind. D:



And you'll see why. @.@;;;



Dammit. I was hoping for something embarrassing.



*wicked grin*



I'm sure they are, hun.



Aw. I gotta say that's endearingly cute.



Mama mia!



Surprisingly, he didn't fight me. Is it because we're in the suberbs?



Makes sense.



Tell me something I don't already know. D:



Yes. (Actually, I wanted to talk to him before reading the sign first. Basically just had directions)



FROGGY WHERE ARE YOU



*nods and wibbles* We're sorry Veteran.



Welcome to the Live House! Lemme have a save state here, and we'll get Ninten wasted. ;D



UH OH. POLICE!



Let the Bla-Bla Gang sell crack in the streets. DRINKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED



Puri says no for lulz.



You keep staying nights in prison until you say yes:



Remember the police guy in the corner? There you have it!



You have to buy it back at the original store price. XD



Fuck you, man. Fuck you. D:

Loading back save state. No money lost! Yay!



THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T WRITE NAMES ON PERSONAL BELONGINGS ANYMORE ANA. YOU GET STALKERS.



*insert Dinosaur comic here* My parents!



THAT I DID YEP YEP



Ouch. Burned.



Which is why you should never save the world for fame.

Basically, he tells you you're shy if you say no. BUT FUCK YES I WANNA SING



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Anyway, sit back and enjoy the show~ ♥ (This is where "All I Needed (Was You)" is sung)







It's hard as hell screencapping this without looking like I'm taking the same shots over and over, but basically, they start shuffling around the stage and such. It's really cute. :)



HOLY FUCK ITZ TEDDIEZ GET IN DA CAR



I should've tried what he'd say if I lied. Oh well.



Here's something interesting. In the Japanese version, Teddy was originally holding a knife. Why was it cut? From the screenshot, at first I thought Teddy was flipping the bird. There you have it! XD No matter how good you are, he stops the fight after three turns.



Sounds good to me! Fun!



Hey hey! Make any jabs, and my respect meter's goin' down for ya. I'll hafta cut j00.



...He didn't make fun of Loid. IT'S A MIRACLE

So yeah. Loid randomly goes poof. I can still sing though!



Yay Teddy! Finally on my team~! ♥




I have a question. Supposedly Teddy can't sing, yet he's onstage with Ana & Ninten...? XDDD!



It's okay, boy. We still love you.



"Hello Ninten. Did you make a new fri--AIEEEEEEEEEE!" "Hey ma'am. I'll uh, be waitin' by the door."



Oh god, I'm gonna dread Mt. Itoi. XD BRING IT ON 1-HIT KO MONSTERS