The "family" tag might as well be called "stfu mom."

[shamanicshaymin]

Me: "I finished cleaning the floor of the kids' bathroom last night. I'll take care of the sink tomorrow."

Optimist: "You're doing a great job! It looks beautiful!"
Pessimist: *waits until they think I'm asleep* "Well, the floor is clean, but she didn't do the toilet and the sink, whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."

Guess which is Dad and which is Mom.

Yeah, thanks for the encouragement, Mom. I appreciate your gratitude. I could win the fucking lottery and all you'd think of is how careless I'd be and spend it all within a day.