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shamanicshayminSo. I went to the Shadow site (yours truly in a comment left in my journal by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
chaoscheebs last post. ^_^) and after listening to the cheesy main theme (Though I must admit it's kinda growing on me, with the "I am all I am, all I am, all I am" bits.), I clicked around. And now, for Puri thoughts:
Shadow: If only I could remember!
Puri: Okie dokies, Shadow.
Shadow: Who is Maria?
Puri: ...AWWWWWWWWWWWW POOR SHADOW T-T
Black Doom Nightmare: Hey Shadow! Fetch me the Chaos Emeralds, and I'll tell you your past 'cause no one else knows it.
Shadow: Oooooh, lemme think about it.
Nightmare: Oh yeah, I'll tell you it's the humans' fault Maria is dead.
Shadow: *Vaderesque* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! *ANGST*
Nightmare: So in other words, help us take over the planet 'CAUSE EGGMAN TOOK OURS *HEAVE**HEAVE* Ahem. set Smokey the Bear on fire and burninate trees ala Trogdor, pop out the intestines of GUN soldiers, and--
Shadow: Hey... this game is rated E10+
Nightmare: I thought this was Teen.
Shadow: Nope. E10+ is to boost ratings.
Nightmare: Ahhhhh...! In that case Shadow, VENGENCE! DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT! FIGHT LIKE AN ANIMAAAAAAL
Shadow: I thought it was "Fuck you like an--"
Nightmare: Shadow, no. Now's not the time to listen to Emo*Music.Unless it's ours, of course.
Shadow: Damn, I hate mankind. They took everything I liked and your planet, why the hell not kill them?
Nightmare: Good! :DDEven if in the end, I'll be keeping aaaaaaallllllllllllll the cookies to myself without sharing and you'll be tortured daily by my alien soliders reading crappy poetry ala Hitchhiker's Guide, muwahaha, I love using others.
Shadow: What?
Nightmare: Nothing! Now go out there and you know... blow shit up like GTA! And I'll sendDoom's Eye Dark Matter to keep an eye on your progress and help you out. Okay?
Shadow: Okay~! :DDD
~
Dr. Eggman: Oh dears, I think the aliens hate me now. Oh well, while they do all the wreckage, it'll be easier as I set the stage for Eggmanland! W00t!
Shadow: Hmm... on one hand, if I give the Chaos Emeralds to Nightmare, he'll probably end up tentacle-rape me in the end. But I'm pissed at the humans for killing Maria and giving me so much hell. Doesn't help I still have amnesia. Decisions, decisions...
Eggman: Hey Shadow! Join me!
Shadow: What?
Eggman: Mr. Fugly Nightmare is only using you in the end, right? You're aware he's gonna blow up the planet when he's done, and either take you as his slave or leave you there to die along with it? But if you join me, you'll actually have a civilization to rule, along with ME!
Shadow: ...What else is in for me other than ALSO being used by you and ALSO being your slave? I was manipulated by you last time.
Eggman: No, you see... you won't HAVE to be my assistant for long! If it means getting you to join my side... *waves arm at the world* all THIS will by yours!
Shadow: ...The curtains?
Eggman: NO, Shadow! The KINGDOM.
Shadow: Ahhhhh... not interested.
Eggman: What!?
Shadow: I'm not interesting in ruling a wasteland. And Sonic was King in Archie Comics and crappy at it, so why should I follow his example, even if it's conquering a kingdom for evil instead of good? *starts walking away*
Eggman: Uhhh... WAIT SHADOW! I've got something I think you'd like!
Shadow: Huh. What else could you have left for me?
Eggman: You mentioned Sonic under your breath, right?
Shadow: You know, you wouldn't like it if I listened to everything you mumbled.
Eggman: No, you see Shadow? *clicks button* HIT THE MUSIC!
*"#1 Crush" by Garbage plays as a confused Metal Sonic is lowered on a podium*
Metal Sonic: ...Master?
Shadow: What the hell is going on?
Eggman: Well Shadow, if you can't have Sonic, you have someone who's the same--not to mention WAY BETTER~!
Metal: ...
Shadow: ...
Metal: ...Bite my SHINY METAL ASS, Master.
Shadow: NO WAY. NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Metal: Kill him, he's a Fake.
Shadow: Scrap him for all I care.
Metal: I'd rather throw up bolts.
Shadow I'd much rather date Omega than this "nut"wad.
Eggman: Awww... but come on, you two! You were MADE for each other!
Metal: I'd sooner ram into the wall again than think of touching HIM.
Shadow: Wait a minute, we're both made... does that mean I'm a robot too?
Eggman: Not telling you the truth of that Shadow, unless you work with meeeeee~! AH HA HA HA HA
Metal: He sure better as HELL not. *hovers off to sharpen claws*
Shadow: *ANGST ANGST* I'm so confused.
~
GUN: Damn Dark Matter! They keep possessing the citizens and won't back down!
Mr. Commander Aged*Ansem: Dammit guys, quit being a buncha wusses and FIGHT! I don't care if Mr. BOO HOO I'M SO ANGSTY AND HAVE NO PAST Shadow the Hedgehog waltzes in here and leaves with your insides cackling while setting things on fire! THIS IS OUR PLANET, AND WE AIN'T GONNA LOSE IT TO A BUNCHA LOSERS FROM "KIRBY" GAMES.
GUN Soldier: ...Shadow's that crazy?
Ansem: ...Maybe. But I hate him anyway. It goes waaaaaaaaay deep, man.
Shadow: Oh really?
Ansem: Dammit Shadow! Don't make me throw Cid Highwind profanities at you, you #%$&!
Shadow: So, if I work with you, can you tell me about my past? You're one of the few who knows a few secrets about me.
Ansem: Okay, you went nuts and killed the entire GUN army.
Shadow: ...Cool, thanks.
Ansem:No wonder you suck. ANNNNNND you killed Maria Robotnik in your hysteria. Like, totally slaughtered. You made sure she died slow and painful, with her screaming and sobbing for hours as her only friend stabbed her in the back.
Shadow: ...;________; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH
Ansem:Haha, serves you right. Now now, Shadow. I'm kidding.
Shadow: Really? :D
Ansem: Or I could be not...
Shadow: What?
Ansem: Only if you work for ME, YOU'LL FIND OUT. AH HA HA HA HA
Shadow: DAMN, not this again! T-T
Ansem: Much as I'd like to pull each and every quill from your body and stick you up your behind--
Shadow: That's painful.
Ansem: Well, that's how rancor works, kid. Well, to increase the chances of ye joining my army, you'll ride a crappy GUN truck in comparison to the awesome floaty thingee and Black Hawk dragon thingee the "Kirby" villains have.
Shadow: I so totally want to work with you now.
Ansem: And one thing...
Shadow: Yes?
Ansem: I'll tell you this: Maria STILL looks like Barbie in the cinema scenes. Sheesh, it's like her eyes are gonna bulge out. At least her hair's better and not as helmet-like, but still, man. You have weird tastes in friends.
Shadow: *ANGST ANGST* Hey look, a music store. *sits by window to the music* ...Yeah, I got rings. Wonder if I should pillage though. Oh well. *Either way, he leaves with a black iPod blasting Marilyn Manson in his ears*
~
Rouge: Hey Shadow! Join our team, and you'll get a free date with me~!
Shadow: ...I don't even like you.
Rouge: I still researched your past, though. I can tell you what I remember.
Shadow: You also manipulated me. But my past... augh... decisions, decisions.
Knuckles: We can kick ass through the stages together! And it'll keep you away from Rouge, juuuuuust in case.
Shadow: Are you saying this will become a humongous shipping war as to who gets to travel with me or give me advice?
Charmy: EEEEEE, go Shadow!
Shadow: ...
Vector: I can keep you in line like that Ansem guy. Except I, for one, am not a bastard. And I wouldn't mind your Marilyn music ONE bit, no siree!
Espio: But the least you can do is turn the Emo*Crap off. Along with Hillary Duff's "Coming Clean", whoeverisplayingthatSTOPITNOW.
*silence*
Espio: Better.
Shadow: I don't even want to know.
Cream: Hey Shadow! :D
Shadow: ...
Amy: Hey Shadow! :D
Shadow: *thinking* OMG, Maria flashbacks! Overwhelming... me...! Must... do... good...
???: Hi Shadow!
Everyone: Hm?
Sonic: *simply standing there with the chipmunky tune of "They Call Me Sonic" from his blue iPod* :D
Shadow: ...
Sonic: ...
Shadow: ...Sonic, go die.
Sonic: STFU you too.
Espio: And both of you need better taste in music.
Vector: Is that a flattering statement, Espio? Are you saying my music is good? Or at least bearable, in your standards?
Espio: I--I wasn't talking about you!
Vector: Hmm...
Charmy: Ahhh! :D
Cream: *gasp* :o
Amy: Ooh... *DADADADA*
~
Shadow: You know... I think I'll be neutral. Yeah. That'll be interesting.
TEH NED!!!!1
In other words, I miss Kôji Yusa. Everyone's lost David Humphrey now, due to the 4KIDS voices decision and all that, but Kôji--I hope he never leaves. Because that is the Shadow I know--the one I'm closest to. The one I want to play the game as, the Shadow to walk with. Or in this case... blow shit up and go trigger-happy. XDDAt least I won't NEARLY be as embarressed than I am playing as Dub*Shadow and the way he says "CHAOS CONTROL/BLAST" is so cheesy it makes me giggle. So. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase have Japanese audio, Gamecube "Shadow the Hedgehog". T-T And finally, be a game in which I spend my time having fun and not whimpering over who's supposed to be my favorite "Sonic" character in a crappy cheesy game. XDDDD Or at least let it be bad, but be it so bad it's good/hilareous, or something to that effect. I'll forgive you for it, I think. XDDD After all, I think a friend told me the game was inspired by Sci-Fi/Horror B-Movies...
In other words. From the creator of Tails, Watch OUT!!1 (aka me) comes along this:
I am SO going to hell, now.
chaoscheebs last post. ^_^) and after listening to the cheesy main theme (Shadow: If only I could remember!
Puri: Okie dokies, Shadow.
Shadow: Who is Maria?
Puri: ...AWWWWWWWWWWWW POOR SHADOW T-T
Shadow: Oooooh, lemme think about it.
Nightmare: Oh yeah, I'll tell you it's the humans' fault Maria is dead.
Shadow: *Vaderesque* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! *ANGST*
Nightmare: So in other words, help us take over the planet 'CAUSE EGGMAN TOOK OURS *HEAVE**HEAVE* Ahem. set Smokey the Bear on fire and burninate trees ala Trogdor, pop out the intestines of GUN soldiers, and--
Shadow: Hey... this game is rated E10+
Nightmare: I thought this was Teen.
Shadow: Nope. E10+ is to boost ratings.
Nightmare: Ahhhhh...! In that case Shadow, VENGENCE! DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT! FIGHT LIKE AN ANIMAAAAAAL
Shadow: I thought it was "Fuck you like an--"
Nightmare: Shadow, no. Now's not the time to listen to Emo*Music.
Shadow: Damn, I hate mankind. They took everything I liked and your planet, why the hell not kill them?
Nightmare: Good! :DD
Shadow: What?
Nightmare: Nothing! Now go out there and you know... blow shit up like GTA! And I'll send
Shadow: Okay~! :DDD
~
Dr. Eggman: Oh dears, I think the aliens hate me now. Oh well, while they do all the wreckage, it'll be easier as I set the stage for Eggmanland! W00t!
Shadow: Hmm... on one hand, if I give the Chaos Emeralds to Nightmare, he'll probably end up tentacle-rape me in the end. But I'm pissed at the humans for killing Maria and giving me so much hell. Doesn't help I still have amnesia. Decisions, decisions...
Eggman: Hey Shadow! Join me!
Shadow: What?
Eggman: Mr. Fugly Nightmare is only using you in the end, right? You're aware he's gonna blow up the planet when he's done, and either take you as his slave or leave you there to die along with it? But if you join me, you'll actually have a civilization to rule, along with ME!
Shadow: ...What else is in for me other than ALSO being used by you and ALSO being your slave? I was manipulated by you last time.
Eggman: No, you see... you won't HAVE to be my assistant for long! If it means getting you to join my side... *waves arm at the world* all THIS will by yours!
Shadow: ...The curtains?
Eggman: NO, Shadow! The KINGDOM.
Shadow: Ahhhhh... not interested.
Eggman: What!?
Shadow: I'm not interesting in ruling a wasteland. And Sonic was King in Archie Comics and crappy at it, so why should I follow his example, even if it's conquering a kingdom for evil instead of good? *starts walking away*
Eggman: Uhhh... WAIT SHADOW! I've got something I think you'd like!
Shadow: Huh. What else could you have left for me?
Eggman: You mentioned Sonic under your breath, right?
Shadow: You know, you wouldn't like it if I listened to everything you mumbled.
Eggman: No, you see Shadow? *clicks button* HIT THE MUSIC!
*"#1 Crush" by Garbage plays as a confused Metal Sonic is lowered on a podium*
Metal Sonic: ...Master?
Shadow: What the hell is going on?
Eggman: Well Shadow, if you can't have Sonic, you have someone who's the same--not to mention WAY BETTER~!
Metal: ...
Shadow: ...
Metal: ...Bite my SHINY METAL ASS, Master.
Shadow: NO WAY. NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Metal: Kill him, he's a Fake.
Shadow: Scrap him for all I care.
Metal: I'd rather throw up bolts.
Shadow I'd much rather date Omega than this "nut"wad.
Eggman: Awww... but come on, you two! You were MADE for each other!
Metal: I'd sooner ram into the wall again than think of touching HIM.
Shadow: Wait a minute, we're both made... does that mean I'm a robot too?
Eggman: Not telling you the truth of that Shadow, unless you work with meeeeee~! AH HA HA HA HA
Metal: He sure better as HELL not. *hovers off to sharpen claws*
Shadow: *ANGST ANGST* I'm so confused.
~
GUN: Damn Dark Matter! They keep possessing the citizens and won't back down!
GUN Soldier: ...Shadow's that crazy?
Ansem: ...Maybe. But I hate him anyway. It goes waaaaaaaaay deep, man.
Shadow: Oh really?
Ansem: Dammit Shadow! Don't make me throw Cid Highwind profanities at you, you #%$&!
Shadow: So, if I work with you, can you tell me about my past? You're one of the few who knows a few secrets about me.
Ansem: Okay, you went nuts and killed the entire GUN army.
Shadow: ...Cool, thanks.
Ansem:
Shadow: ...;________; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH
Ansem:
Shadow: Really? :D
Ansem: Or I could be not...
Shadow: What?
Ansem: Only if you work for ME, YOU'LL FIND OUT. AH HA HA HA HA
Shadow: DAMN, not this again! T-T
Ansem: Much as I'd like to pull each and every quill from your body and stick you up your behind--
Shadow: That's painful.
Ansem: Well, that's how rancor works, kid. Well, to increase the chances of ye joining my army, you'll ride a crappy GUN truck in comparison to the awesome floaty thingee and Black Hawk dragon thingee the "Kirby" villains have.
Shadow: I so totally want to work with you now.
Ansem: And one thing...
Shadow: Yes?
Ansem: I'll tell you this: Maria STILL looks like Barbie in the cinema scenes. Sheesh, it's like her eyes are gonna bulge out. At least her hair's better and not as helmet-like, but still, man. You have weird tastes in friends.
Shadow: *ANGST ANGST* Hey look, a music store. *sits by window to the music* ...Yeah, I got rings. Wonder if I should pillage though. Oh well. *Either way, he leaves with a black iPod blasting Marilyn Manson in his ears*
~
Rouge: Hey Shadow! Join our team, and you'll get a free date with me~!
Shadow: ...I don't even like you.
Rouge: I still researched your past, though. I can tell you what I remember.
Shadow: You also manipulated me. But my past... augh... decisions, decisions.
Knuckles: We can kick ass through the stages together! And it'll keep you away from Rouge, juuuuuust in case.
Shadow: Are you saying this will become a humongous shipping war as to who gets to travel with me or give me advice?
Charmy: EEEEEE, go Shadow!
Shadow: ...
Vector: I can keep you in line like that Ansem guy. Except I, for one, am not a bastard. And I wouldn't mind your Marilyn music ONE bit, no siree!
Espio: But the least you can do is turn the Emo*Crap off. Along with Hillary Duff's "Coming Clean", whoeverisplayingthatSTOPITNOW.
*silence*
Espio: Better.
Shadow: I don't even want to know.
Cream: Hey Shadow! :D
Shadow: ...
Amy: Hey Shadow! :D
Shadow: *thinking* OMG, Maria flashbacks! Overwhelming... me...! Must... do... good...
???: Hi Shadow!
Everyone: Hm?
Sonic: *simply standing there with the chipmunky tune of "They Call Me Sonic" from his blue iPod* :D
Shadow: ...
Sonic: ...
Shadow: ...Sonic, go die.
Sonic: STFU you too.
Espio: And both of you need better taste in music.
Vector: Is that a flattering statement, Espio? Are you saying my music is good? Or at least bearable, in your standards?
Espio: I--I wasn't talking about you!
Vector: Hmm...
Charmy: Ahhh! :D
Cream: *gasp* :o
Amy: Ooh... *DADADADA*
~
Shadow: You know... I think I'll be neutral. Yeah. That'll be interesting.
TEH NED!!!!1
In other words, I miss Kôji Yusa. Everyone's lost David Humphrey now, due to the 4KIDS voices decision and all that, but Kôji--I hope he never leaves. Because that is the Shadow I know--the one I'm closest to. The one I want to play the game as, the Shadow to walk with. Or in this case... blow shit up and go trigger-happy. XDD
In other words. From the creator of Tails, Watch OUT!!1 (aka me) comes along this:
I am SO going to hell, now.
