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Fireimps87: seriously, alot of the CatCF fandom (that suprisingly has gone WAY UP) scares me
Greenband Jiggly: *HUUUUUUG* I can relate.
Fireimps87: the most overused plots, 6th Ticket and missing Wonka family members
Greenband Jiggly: I know I'm scared, 'cause I've read the book. XD
Greenband Jiggly: I HATE 6th Ticket fics! :-(
Greenband Jiggly: He released Five. FIVE.
Fireimps87: thats what Im saying!
Greenband Jiggly: And those "What if Charlie didn't get the 5th ticket!?!!!11" Urm, we're losing the point of the book/movie.
Greenband Jiggly: The fangirls could care less about the magical universe that is the factory, and the mysteries surrounding it...
Greenband Jiggly: Instead, they want Johnny Depp. And they fail to realize that Willy Wonka is a RECLUSE.
Fireimps87: they just want Mr.Wonka's pants
Greenband Jiggly: I'd like to see those fangirls and Mary-Sues undergo gruesome fates like with the kids in the factory.
Fireimps87: lol I would do that
Fireimps87: hell, i think the WonkaxCharlie fics are better than any mary-sue fic
Greenband Jiggly: lmao. XDD At least they have the decency to age Charlie. (Usually)
Fireimps87: yeah XD they dont want pedo
Greenband Jiggly: Man... I'd have to know how they make certain candies in his factory.
Greenband Jiggly: We can make up Sue Tortures! :33
Fireimps87: now I was worried about mine and Dustin's storyline..how its 2 years later and Charlie invites them back...would Charlie actually be that generous?
Fireimps87: lol
Greenband Jiggly: Charlie's an easily forgiving person.
Fireimps87: lol
Greenband Jiggly: Charlie was more like, "And then, I found out Willy Wonka was a jerk. :-\" instead of being all spiteful over it.
Fireimps87: well he did throw in the "funny haircut" part lol.
Fireimps87: "I DO NOT!"
Greenband Jiggly: lmao! XDD You're right. ^_^





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Fireimps87: hmm..lets get back on topic....Charlie fics and why some of em suck
Greenband Jiggly: Yes.
Greenband Jiggly: Mix & Match ships!
Fireimps87: ;lkl;k so many ships
Fireimps87: one of the..weirdest ones Ive seen
Fireimps87: Violet x Mike o-o;
Fireimps87: the dumbest excuse i read for that one "both of them looked in the Gobbstopper machine"
Greenband Jiggly: Wow, so was everyone else!
Greenband Jiggly: This should be more like a Gobstopper/Everyone thing. XD
Fireimps87: lol true
Fireimps87: and the whole "she and Mike stood next to each other!"
Fireimps87: actually it was more like Violet's Mom was standing next to Mike, that gives me an excuse to write Mrs.Beauregarde/Mike slash
Greenband Jiggly: Ahhh, the old standard! I used to see that ALL the time for the most impossible ships in "Digimon". XDD
Fireimps87: i actually liked the Joe/Mimi one
Fireimps87: wasnt there an episode where her and Sora teased Joe XD
Greenband Jiggly: Now Joe/Mimi, that's not impossible. :33 They're sweet.
Fireimps87: I wonder how many Tai/Sora fans got pissed XD
Fireimps87: another weird pairing i've seen, Wonka/Mrs.Bucket
Greenband Jiggly: But... but Mrs. Bucket's MARRIED. XDD
Greenband Jiggly: Sorry, I had to take care of Freddie.
Fireimps87: thas okay, Mr.BUcket DIES
Fireimps87: its okay
Fireimps87: puppy comes first :3
Greenband Jiggly: XDDD
Greenband Jiggly: Poor Mr. Bucket. Life is cruel to him.
Fireimps87: lol
Fireimps87: "LOL, Wonka needs sex *kills Mr.Bucket*"
MS.Bucket: ...I'm single
Wonka: me too
Ms.Bucket: DATE?
Wonka: K
Charlie: YOUR BETTER THAN MY OOOOLD DAD
Greenband Jiggly: After Alllllllllllllllllllll the toothpaste caps Daddy saved so Charlie could finish his toy factory and Wonka. T-T
Fireimps87: lol dude Charlie has alot of free time XD
Greenband Jiggly: Well, when you're poor and don't have much else to do... XDDD
Fireimps87: I still don't get the Charlie x Veruca fics... o-o;
Fireimps87: lol tru
Greenband Jiggly: Charlie: I'm poor and generous.
Veruca: I'm rich and I hate you.
Charlie: ...I'd say "You suck" to your face, but I think I'll agree with my Grandpa Joe instead.
Veruca: You suck. :D
Charlie: ...I think I like you.
Veruca: I WANT A SERVANT. CHARLIE, GET ME A GAMECUBE.
Fireimps87: l;kl;k





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Greenband Jiggly: Tell Me You're Here by St. Minority reviews
Charlie is 16 and begins to have feelings for Wonka, and Wonka begins to reciprocate. But will a new person in Charlie's life ruin it and cause Wonka to withdraw again? First chap is G,PG Will be slash later
Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20424 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 8-12-05

???: Hiya! Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!
Wonka: ...I don't care. :D
Fireimps87: ;lkl;kl;k
Fireimps87: lmao WORST FIC EVER
Greenband Jiggly: Jar Jar would ruin anyone's life. XD
Fireimps87: *nod*
Fireimps87: Dear Diary by Rei No Ikishini reviews
When Mr. Wonka closes down his factory, he also sends away the woman hes come to love, when she is falsely fraimed for theivery.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5759 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 8-15-05

This author should be framed for misspelling framed
Greenband Jiggly: Charlie: Mr. Wonka sir, I didn't know you had mice working in your factory.
Wonka: Well, where do you think my badge candies come from?

*meanwhile*

Bowser: *in drag and pointing a knife to Ms. Mowz* Tell us the secrets of Wonka's factory, or you'll never eat candy again!
Fireimps87: lkjkljkjklj dun dun duun

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Greenband Jiggly: The Lesser of Four Evils by tenshi-no-fushigi reviews
[Based on both movies, the book, and the TV ads] When Charlie refuses to come to the facotry, Depp!Wonka tries to choose another child. When that doesn't work, he tries to clone himself, but that leads to even stranger occurrences...

Dr. Stewart: Wonka, wait! You took the wrong clothes with you!
Wonka: *staring at visitor* Good morning, starshine... the earth... says hello?
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fireimps87: l;kjkljhlkhkl
Greenband Jiggly: And so, Darth Vader rules the factory. XD

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Greenband Jiggly: cry me tears of chocolate by W0NKaZsUgErGuRLz86 reviews
FINNISH! kandi sugarmallow is a sad girl with a bad past. what happens when she finds a goldnticket and meets willy wonak? there is romance in the air! can she help him with his depression? RR PLZ
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6813 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 8-15-05

And Kandi leapt upon the flagpole in Wonka's Video Game room... which fell down.
Fireimps87: llkklk;jlkj
Fireimps87: WILLY WONAK
Greenband Jiggly: XDDD
Greenband Jiggly: WONAK WONAK WONAK
Greenband Jiggly: Sounds like a demented toucan.

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Fireimps87: Dark Chocolate by zmt reviews
Ok summary lol: Wonka kidnapped and sold as a slave, Charlie and Mr. Wonka rescues Wonka Lots of ANGST and some HC. Nothing explicit, not slash, but has the potential!
Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-05

DONT FORGET THE ALIENS WHO DO PROBES ON WONKA AND THEY RIDE DINOSAURS OH LOOK A PENNY.
Greenband Jiggly: XDDDD
Greenband Jiggly: Two Wonkas? What funky world is this? XDD
Greenband Jiggly: Wonka: Let's rescue myself, Charlie! :DDD
Fireimps87: They prolly have the Clone Wonka
Greenband Jiggly: The Chaos Control Freak by Azura Bladewright
Blatant self insertion of what I hope is a different sort. What do you suppose happens when an RPG characterlike person appears in the factory someday?
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10926 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-05

...No comment. XD
Fireimps87: kljlkjklj
Fireimps87: I have a comment for that
Fireimps87 wants to directly connect.
Fireimps87 is now directly connected. *shows picture of a photoshopped Shadow holding a Wonka bar*
Greenband Jiggly: OMG I KNEW IT
Fireimps87: *thumbs up*

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Greenband Jiggly: Forbidden Chocolate by TheatrePirate reviews
Nora Crawford, Charlie's school teacher, finds her way into Mr. Wonka's amazing factory. But when she meets the chocolatier, will she fall in love, or be scared away? And what secret is she hiding from everyone except her family?
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4037 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 8-31-05

Wonka: I call it the Puppet Inquisition Room! It's where we try puppets for trial--if they float, they're guilty. If they sink, they're innocent. Though the innocent always keep drowning... makes me puzzled. :-\

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Fireimps87: Frozen Chocolate Can Still Melt by DeppFictionLovers reviews
AU: pre movie & book: From his office high above the town, Willy Wonka coldly watches everything around him. Can a girl melt his frozen chocolate heart? will be M later: Lightly influenced by Beauty & the Beast & Phantom of the Opera
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31487 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 8-10-05

Only..this story sucks :D
Greenband Jiggly: Lightly influenced by Beauty and the Beast and Phantom? That could only mean...
Fireimps87: ;o
Greenband Jiggly: Wonka: Damn. Just when I thought the Hair Toffee finally worked. :-(
Sue: HELLOOOOOOO~! I have an awesome singing voice! Why do you have a paper bag over your head?
Wonka: Really. Please. Don't...
Sue: *singing Evanescence in humongous off-key*
Wonka: *snaps fingers*
Oompa Loompas: *lightly push her in the Diary Room, with a room of humongous marshmallow duckies*
Fireimps87: kljkljjkgjklgklg
Greenband Jiggly: Well, I didin't exactly include Phantom OR Beauty too well... XDDD Oh well.

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Greenband Jiggly: I Got The Music In Me by Sherrrry reviews
Wonka discovers music....and a new confection that will change the world. My first fanfic. Please review!
Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2419 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-28-05

Willy Wonka came to the conclusion that Rock Music was the reason children bothered him so much.

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Greenband Jiggly: The Spoiled Brat by Ravenclaw921 reviews
Veruca Salt gets what she wants, when she wants. And she won't take 'No' for an answer. Veruca likes Mike TeeVee, but Mike doesn't seem to notice Veruca much. 2005 Movie.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3394 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-27-05

Mike: Let's look at the Gobstopper machine.
Veruca: Okay.

*DADADADA*

Greenband Jiggly: Dark Chocolate by Clockwork Plum reviews
After he closed his factory for bussiness forever, Willy Wonka didn't do quite well. His depression getting much worse now that he lost everything he loved, he decides to hurt himself. WARNING: Is supposed to be very dark!
Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9653 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-20-05

Wonka: "I wuv you, Sonikku." "Ooooh, I luv you too, Shadow." And Sonic accepted his wedding ring with blush in his cheeks and tears in his eyes--
Oompa Loompas: *GAAAAAAG*



Well, I figured you're all 'prolly tired from my "Sonic" babbles, eh? ;D My flist probably misses me, so I wanna keep things balanced. XDD