It's 2 AM and I can't think clearly

my “FOREVER” pairing: Sonic/Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)
my “sometimes” pairing (if i’m in the mood): Mami/Madoka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica), Ness/Jeff (Earthbound), Geno/Peach (Super Mario RPG)
my “friends-with-benefits” pairing: Poo/Paula (Earthbound), Morty/Eusine (Pokemon)
my “adele” pairing (“WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAALL”): Homura/Madoka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
my “angst” pairing: Mami/Kyouko (Puella Magi Madoka Magica), Diane/Butler (Pokemon)
my “hate sex” pairing: Ratigan/Basil (The Great Mouse Detective), Maxie/Archie (Pokemon)
my “working on it” pairing: Homura/Sayaka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica), Morty/Falkner (Pokemon)
my favorite threesome: Dusknoir/Grovyle/Celebi (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon), Mami/Kyouko/Sayaka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
my “crack” pairing: Eric/Tack (Phantom of the Opera/Thief and the Cobbler), Ninten/Krile (Earthbound Zero/Final Fantasy V). Thanks, Tomodachi Life.
my poly relationship: Ness/Paula/Jeff/Poo (Earthbound), Madoka/Homura/Sayaka/Mami/Kyouko (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
my ace pairing or aro/queerplatonic partnership: Satoshi/Latias (Pokemon)
my “i love it but don’t want it to happen” pairing: Poo/Paula (Earthbound)
my “it started out crack but now it’s serious and i regret everything” pairing: Poo/Paula (Earthbound)
my endgame pairing: Sir Aaron/Lucario (Pokemon), Ness/Paula (Earthbound), Jeff/Tony (Earthbound)
my “across time and space they will always find each other” pairing: Homura/Madoka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica), Sir Aaron/Lucario (Pokemon)
my “settling for second choice” pairing: Mami/Madoka (Puella Magi Madoka Magica), Geno/Peach (Super Mario RPG), Kirby/Meta Knight (Kirby)