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Mini-Fanfic Rant Time: STOP WRITING MORTY AS A STONER. It's not funny anymore. So quit. Also, what's the deal with making Eusine the prick best friend? He may be an obsessive fanboy, but he's well aware of other people's feelings for chrissakes. He's not so selfish that Morty would break his arms and legs and ribs and end up in a body cast at a hospital that the first thing Eusine would do is rage, "WHERE'S SUICUNE!!11!1" and leave. If Morty had a "friend" like that, his ghosts would make certain he'd never come back, all without changing expression. Laid-back as he is, Morty's still a Ghost Gym Leader. He'll be intimidating when provoked.

Abusive Best Friend Eusine needs to die too. I blame the fucking anime for this. You'd think with fanfics like this, you'd wonder, "So why are Morty and Eusine friends again?"

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Sooooooooooooo close!