Ganked from Jamie & Chase

♯ Pick up to 10 OTPs.
♯ Describe them in less than (mostly) 15 words.
♯ Have your flist guess the OTP.

➀ Such a sweet, innocent man... I think I'll kill him. Madotsuki/Masada, Shocky
➁ You summoned a fucking death god, but that's okay, I still love you.
➂ Interracial cuteness is serious business FTW Poo/Paula, Jamie
➃ Holding a balloon with a sharp tongue.
➄ He realized his heart was as big as his hair.
➅ G-rated Hot Spring Love
➆ Let's put a smile on that face with a little rubbin'. Kyukyu-kun/Mr. Mars, Shocky
➇ The Stalker with a Heart of Gold Jeff/Tony, Shocky
➈ Their hearts were swapped and so was mine.
➉ A Swing, a Portrait and a Kiss needs no words.

Hard!Bonus: Nice guys finish last... monsters finish first.