Got Sucked Into the Void of TV Tropes

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force.
—Dorothy Parker

"Get away from the book by any means you can. Or, if you've been unfortunate enough to pay money for it already, fling it against the wall. It'll make a really satisfying thwack! when it hits. Just make sure no pets or toddlers are in the way." --The Top 10 Signs You're Reading A Very Bad Romance Novel

Mind if I preach #6 to the ground? In any genre? Repeatedly?

This kind of plot device I can't stand either: ( Cut for Major Disgaea Spoilers. No, I Never Played It )