Crawling in Darkrai's skin, his wounds, they will not heal!

Because I've subjugated poor Minty to the horror, I'll inflict Rise of Darkrai badfic upon the rest of you too. But because I'm kind enough, I'm providing it to you in MST format. ;D

Onward to Dark Science Theater! (Rated R because Azelf can't keep his mouth shut)

There will be a sequel. Because I am mean mean mean~ ♥

Lovely twinkling ashes~ (Or: Hoenn is a Gorgeous Region)

Aw man aw man. I KNEW there would be wank following the new female trainer in the G/S remake! XD #1 Lesson of Today: Change is Bad. :p I guess I can't relate to the loss of Kris considering I lost interest in buying Crystal after learning Celebi wasn't available in the English version. XD Guess I'll be over in my tiny corner fangirling how cute the new gal is with Pimmy and Momo. Someone said she looked like a female Mario. :o DUDE I AM SO FUCKING IN. *__________________*

There's no good electric Pokemon whatsoever in R/S. @.@;;; Don't say Electrike 'cause without TMs, he might as well be a lame-o Normal type. :P I'm trying to give my team a massive revamp after getting constantly whooped by Wattson (I have ZERO Pokemon that are good against Magnemite and Magneton, and the latter slaughtered me constantly with Shock Wave), and now that I'm approaching Flannery, my poor Grovyle is busted. :( I didn't catch a Wingull this game because I'm sick of catching Pokemon I already have in my Pokemon Ranch. @.@;;; Goddammit, why is Spheal so late in the game? ;______;

I need to find some way to trade a Ditto to my Sapphire so I can breed another Treeko and I don't have to evolve Judas into a Sceptile. That'd be sweet. I wanna toy more with contest but I still need to get further in the game to find better berries. So far Hector the Aron won Normal Rank Tough Contest, but I think we got lucky. XDD;;; I need to learn to execute my moves better and learn the different types of combos. Yes, I'm a Pokemon Training major with a minor in Pokemon Coordinating. Somehow maybe Hoenn fits my style better because no one complains about my fashion sense and the Jam System appeals to my sense of super evil.

While there's much to be desired for my Hoenn team, I'm at the most beautiful place in the Pokemon world right now: Route 113. *______________* Not only is the raining ash gorgeous, the music is beautiful too. *_________________* The earthy colors are easy on the eyes, and I love running through the patches of grass to kick up clouds of dust and reveal fresh dew-green plants. *______* You get ninja boys popping out of ashes, you can turn in your ash for gorgeous pieces of glass furniture for your secret base, and amazing Pokemon are found here! Where else can you find Spinda? Hell, I caught three of 'em already. I wanna find a Skamory with Keen Eye so he can be on my team. I never used one before. :o Sandshrew is here and I think Sandshrew (and Sandslash) is cute. :3 Plus it's close to Lavaridge (???) Town, where I can relax in the hot springs and bury myself under the wonderful sand~~ ♥♥♥ Why can't I build a base directly in Route 113? Oh well, there's still the Trapinch Desert or the mountains nearby the old lady's hut.

Dery's idea of developing a Turtle Team is strongly appealing to me right now. I caught a female Torkoal for my current team that I named St. Helen! :o

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Have some Antipodeanshipping to brighten your playlist~ ♥ Both songs from Zero's perspective! :o

( Song #1: Gratitude by Oingo Boingo )

( Song #2: Samson by Regina Spektor )