So this is what it's like being Mrs. Lovett

I didn't pay much attention to Cooking Mama. That is, until PETA made their own ripoff called Mama Kills Animals. It's so gory and disgusting that they completely neglected one thing: they made it fun to be a sadist in the kitchen! Seriously, I never had so much enjoyment out of yanking feathers off a dead bird before. It makes me like cooking! XD PETA completely neglected to put the leftover turkey innards in the sink, though. My Dad keeps doing this for every chicken/turkey/duck he cooks and no matter how much the rest of the family complains, he does it out of habit anyway and we're left to clean it. Eww. D:

Thanks PETA! I'm going to giggle in delight as I skewer this turkey's neck. Nice to see Evil!Cooking Mama's so supportive of me! Why couldn't she stay this way? T.T

I like that the turkey looks more frightened when held by Purified Veggie!Mama than he is hiding behind the pumpkin or slaughtered. XD

Darnit, Puri needs more fandoms so she can add new ships.

Six Ships I Love
1. Madotsuki/Masada (Yume Nikki)
2. Shadow/Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog)
3. Poo/Paula (Earthbound)
4. Kirby/Ribbon (Kirby)
5. WALL-E/EVE (WALL-E)
6. Beast/Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

Three Ships I Liked, But Don't Anymore
7. Jeff/Paula (Earthbound)
8. Volkner/Roark (Pokemon)
9. Sally/Mina (Archie!Sonic) (as much, anyway. Puri moved on to Sally/Nicole. XD)

Three Ships I Don't Like
10. Alice/Tonio (Pokemon)
11. Ash/Mina (Archie!Sonic)
12. Syndrome/Violet (Incredibles)

Two Ships I Am Curious About, But Don't Actually Ship
13. Baron Alberto/Tonio (Pokemon)
14. Madotsuki/Monoko (Yume Nikki)

( That shipping meme again! Kinda half-hearted answers, but eh. )