Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild

[Error: unknown template qotd] Bedbug Sex: if the male can't find the hole, he makes one himself by penetrating anywhere on the female's body.

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Angler fish are also parasitic in their mating; the male literally chomps the female from behind and slowly merges himself with her body, becoming a leeching parasite.

I hope you enjoyed your load of Do Not Want tonight! :D

Writer's Block: Wild Rumpus

[Error: unknown template qotd] I only wish I was like Matilda, man. I wouldn't say she had it "pretty good", either. But that's what makes her awesome. ;D