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AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

I cannot for the life of me find the first constellation ("The Sleeper") in Altador on Neopets. I made the star map and EVERYTHING, and I Still. Can't. Fucking. FIND IT. I inserted my coordinates here and I get "ZOMG BAD STAR DATA" everytime. I piledrived Google and every stinking walkthrough I could find. I still found nothing! It's frustrating the living hell out of me and I'm sick of going through the telescope for hours and not getting a THING. (Yes, I went the Ruins. Yes, I went back to the Altador Achieves)

Thanks to Alba, I was finally able to pinpoint why Pan's Labyrinth bothered me.

I don't know about you, but it's a big slap in the face when you come to watch a fantasy movie only to be told "OH IT'S ONLY IN HER IMAGINATION SO SHE COULD ESCAPE HER EVIL STEP-FATHER AND THE WAR AROUND HER AND IN THE END SHE HAS TO FINALLY FACE REALITY!!11!11!" The Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, and The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe MY FUCKING ASS. Comparing Pan's Labyrinth to these movies is like saying Weird Al Yankovic is the only parody artist in existence, so he MUST have worked on "The Devil Went Down To Jamaica" and crude stuff like that!

Humph. Then again, critics eat this sort of pessimistic bullshit like ambrosia.

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Oish, today isn't a good day for Puri. T-T So here's a meme to lighten things up.

Stolen from _themantis

Give me the name of a character and I'll tell you:
1) Why I like him/her.
2) Why I dislike him/her.
3) What plot I would like to read in a fic about him/her.
4) What superpower he/she would have.
5) Who do I "ship" him/her with (for ship read: think that s/he will end up with, or at least would be amused by it happening)
6) WILD CARD (meaning, make up your own question)