Henceforth, My Father Will Be Embarressed Forever

Well, Dad received two gifts from me. A Hanukah gift and a Christmas gift. One of them was a cute little fuzzy bookmark with a Jewish*Cap on it. The other, however, was a Gag*Gift...

Dad: ...The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne! AAAAAAAAH!
Me: *giggle*
Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH. What have I EVER done to you!? ._.;;;;;;
Me: *laughing her ass off*
Dad: *MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN* *WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE*
Me: *bending near floor due to hurting stomach* X3333333!
Dad: ...Is this returnable!?

*later*

Me: So, did you like your present?
Dad: What?
Me: Did you like your present? *devilish giggle*
Dad: ...I liked half of it.
Me: X3333333~!
Dad: I'm going to get you next Hanukah. Just you wait. I'm going to buy you one of Hawthorne's OTHER works.
Me: But then, I'd haven't read it, and it won't torture me! X3333
Mom: You could get her "Dora the Explorer"!
Me: Nah, that wouldn't traumatize me. I'd find a use for that. You gotta delve a little deeper to know what really makes me tick.
Dad: Oh, I'll figure out. I'll have plenty of time.

Unfortunately, probably the only two things that'll get a reaction from me other than indifference would be that SonChris shota doujinshi or the latest Archie*Comic. (Or "Archie" itself! *shiver*) XDDD;;

Oh yeah. Mom discovered an old college report of Dad's and noted that his college report (From a folder labled "Psychology Experiments") about "Operate Conditioning During Sleep" for his science professor was written in Creative Lit style. XDDDD;; Here's an excerpt:

"Unfortunately, the execution of this experiment was difficult for one main reason: Columbia students are quite disagreeable when awakened in the dead of night by a probing psychology student. As a matter of fact, they can become downright insulting. In the majority of attempts at experimentation, the subject awoke after the onset of the first hum, of even during the music, or upon the noise of a bottle bouncing on the floor, windows squeaking, the entrance of drunk roommates into the experimental situatioon, or other non-desirable elements tripping over extension cords in the murky rooms of New Hall. The net result of these difficulties was many unsuccessful attempts at experimentation, 3 successful attempts, and one experimenter with wrecked health."

( And a Couple More. X3333~! )

Dad got a C+ for his paper. XDDD Too bad his teacher's comments are too washed to read clearly, though. Ooh, wait! X3333! Mom helped with this one: "This avoidance vs escape argument is insoluable and meaningless."

Dad: "...Robert Lopatin was my friend. ._.;;;; I think I aught to show him this, he would laugh so hard his stomach would hurt and he'd never get out of bed."

It's fun making fun of Dad. X33333 I get to immortalize it on LJ, too~! Poor, poor Daddy...

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And now, let's kick off with the first Mp3 post of the year~!

Tori Amos - Raining Blood: Okie dokies... anyone know of a band called Slayer? I don't. XDDD But I know the original used a LOT of heavy metal, and here, we've got the cover, and it's dramatically different--we've got piano, a little synth, and that's about it. Nothing else but absolute bareness & an abyss without much place to go. And well? Sometimes... less is more.

October Project - Deep As You Go: My sister shown me a couple October Project the other day, though I had to find this song on my own a bit later (she didn't have it). And if you're a blubbering sap with a penchant for prettiness & sweet like me, this'll keep you fangirling for a while. XDD;;;

A2 - Chosen One: It's "Shadow the Hedgehog", so everyone and their mom probably has this song already. XDDD Oh well, I'm posting it anyway. It's pretty much my favorite ending theme (though "Waking Up" is pretty close), not to mention it plays after my favorite (and gosh-darn depressing) endings of the game. Be warned though, that while pretty, this song is VERY EMO. But definitely fitting to what happened in the endings. *nodnod*

Cake - Satan is my Motor: Satan is the only one that seems to understaaaaaaaaaaand~! 'Cause we all need a little humor now and then. ;D

Annnnnnnnd for those who don't care much for my music/want something else to do, I've yoinked this from sarajayechan:

1) Do I have a distinct style of writing?
2) If so, what exactly is it that defines my "style"?
3) Would you say my stories usually follow a 'theme'?
4) Is there anything I really need to improve or change?
5) Does my style (if I have one) remind you of anyone else?
6) Judging from whatever writing of mine that you've seen, what do you think is/are my strength(s)?
7) What do you think is/are my weakness(es)?
8) What would you rate my writing overall on a scale of 1-10?

I must knoooooooooooow. T-T