Oct. 20th, 2005

shamanicshaymin: Glorious beautiful Shaymin against a flowery backdrop. (General Grievous :: Bite My Ass!)
Dear Rabid Shadow Fangirls,


Shadow. Is. Not. YOURS.

He ain't mine, either. (And don't even bother associating me with any fictional character) And you know what? For plenty reasons:

1. He's PIXELS. He's PAPER. He's FICTION. For friggin' sakes, he's from a VIDEO GAME.
2. I don't care WHAT kind of catagory you're in; whether you're a furry or not. You can be Kawaii Neko or Kitsune or Hedgehog or whatever, but I'd hate to break it to you, behind every computer sits a Homo sapien. Therefore, you crushing on Shadow? B-E-S-T-A-I-L-I-T-Y. "OMG EW GORSS" you're 'prolly saying now, eh?
3. You, "shadowsmyboyfriend" or whoever the hell you're called on DA. STOP requesting random artists to draw "shadow/tamara kthnx". One, the artist can do whatever he/she wants to do, and doesn't have to subject to your whims OR your memberless Shadow/Tamara DA club kthnx. (And heck, if I were the artist, I'd do what Pyra did to Tora looooooong ago, aka the Esolie Incident)
4. These three comics illustrate what it would be like if Shadow dated your Sue. Not the Sugary Fluffy Bunnies*Shadow you were expecting, eh?
5. One girl was FIRST before ALL of you were born. By 50 years, and "Sonic" games definitely didn't exist then. Her name was Maria Robotnik.

And for your information, Shadow and E-123 Omega are riding off into the sunset aboard their Harley Davidson built for two, where they'll live in the mountains by themselves in peace, and live happily ever after.


No Love Whatsoever,

Puri-chan (Shadow Fangirl)


P.S. And yay, more rabid fangirl sporking! And um, bedtime. *nod*

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