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shamanicshaymin) wrote2012-07-15 11:23 pm
shamanicshaymin) wrote2012-07-15 11:23 pm
They fight, they bite, they fight and bite and fight...
I just found a video that has every episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show ever made. This has led me to do things one would only do if they had spare time... writing my own episode summaries. Some based off my fandoms.
Kirby: Scratchy is minding his own business when he comes across a blue puffball with mouse ears. Itchy starts to suck him up and Scratchy's skin is pulled from his body, leaving him like a drippy school model of the muscular system. Itchy gains claws as a result of his new "ability" and scratches Scratchy until he's a pile of skeleton parts in a pool of blood.
"2BA Massacre!": Scratchy is a Pokemon trainer who catches Missing No. off the coast of Cinnabar Island. He beats the Pokemon League, but he realizes his Hall of Fame is glitched by images that look uncannily like Itchy. Scratchy destroys his PC, and runs to Fuchsia City to catch a break at the Safari Zone, which is hosted by an Itchy attendant. Scratchy screams when he leaves, because his entire world is glitched up. He tries to escape with his Pokemon, but they have all turned into glitched Itchies. Scratchy is glitched up before he (and his skeleton) explode into a mass of bloody pixels.
"Lost Killer": Scratchy is a Pokemon trainer stranded on the Tin Tower. He ignores the warnings of the Unown, and Itchy rips off his arms and legs as a result. Scratchy tries challenging him to a match. Shiny Celebi uses Perish Song, which causes Scratchy to scream as the move burns his flesh off, leaving him a skeleton. He wanders as a ghost trying to find salvation, only to be sucked up by Itchy into a Pokeball. The Pokeball is dropped in a vat of acid, complete with screams. We cut to Itchy standing over Scratchy's grave ("The End") laughing.
"Murder Diary": Itchy & Scratchy are playing together in a brightly colored house. Scratchy gets up to turn the light off, but is horrified when Itchy turns into a mouse version of Uboa. It turns out Scratchy is having a bad dream, and wakes up in a bed in a white spaceship. His relief is short-lived when Itchy shows up with a knife and tries to stab him. Scratchy wakes up yet again, and he's standing on top of a staircase from his apartment balcony looking forlorn. Itchy gives the final kick, and Scratchy screams before he goes splat on the asphalt, guts and all.
Ib: Scratchy is given a rose and he decides to give it to Itchy as a token of friendship. Unfortunately for him, he finds a piece of paper that tells him, "As the rose rots, so too will you rot away." Panicked, Scratchy runs after Itchy, who one by one is plucking away the rose's petals. With each petal gone, Scratchy literally begins to fall apart. First his arms, then legs, then eyeballs, until the last petal is gone and Scratchy drops dead. (Itchy: "He loves me..." Scratchy: "AAAAAA!" Itchy: "He loves me not...")
"Breaking Scratchy": A re-enactment of the entire "Breaking Dawn" birthing scene, with Scratchy as a Bella who never becomes a vampire.
"50 Shades of Dead": Itchy & Scratchy engage in "lethal" BDSM. No points in guessing who's the dom.
"Bloodbound": Prince Scratchy is a martial artist trying to complete his training. A floating head of Itchy asks him several questions, which in turn lead to Scratchy's legs, arms, ears and eyes being graphically ripped from his body. Itchy congratulates him on finishing the final test, except Scratchy is still mutilated.
"The Enigma of Amigory Fault": Itchy & Scratchy go to a historical site where Scratchy finds a hole in a cliff mysteriously shaped exactly like himself. Itchy pushes him in. Over the years, Itchy drops objects (ranging from knives to itching powder to flesh-eating ants to bowling balls) into Scratchy's hole, which in turn leaves holes in Scratchy's body due to the distance they were dropped. Years later, Scratchy's body is stretched to the limit and he looks like rubber swiss cheese. As he nears the surface, Itchy pours gasoline (which floods the entire hole) and drops a match inside, ultimately setting Scratchy on fire.
"Slaughterstuck": Scratchy dies not once or twice, but four times. Two for his dreamselves (Prospit & Derse), once to become godtier, then permanently decapitated by Itchy in a "just" kill. Ouch.
"Puella Magi Machete Magica": Scratchy agrees to a contract offered to him by a Kyubey-like Itchy. Scratchy quickly realizes that being a magical girl isn't as great as it seems, especially when he's chased by familiars that look like machete-wielding Itchies. Scratchy sighs in relief after he violently dispatches Charlotte... who promptly turns into caterpillar form and chomps his head off. Charlotte spits him out, and Scratchy's head screams as the Itchy familiars come with the machetes to chop his head and body to pieces. This happens while Charlotte digests Scratchy's Soul Gem, resulting in his slow and horrible death.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: One word: Cupcakes.
Feel free to makes your own "Itchy & Scratchy" episodes in the comments. :P
Kirby: Scratchy is minding his own business when he comes across a blue puffball with mouse ears. Itchy starts to suck him up and Scratchy's skin is pulled from his body, leaving him like a drippy school model of the muscular system. Itchy gains claws as a result of his new "ability" and scratches Scratchy until he's a pile of skeleton parts in a pool of blood.
"2BA Massacre!": Scratchy is a Pokemon trainer who catches Missing No. off the coast of Cinnabar Island. He beats the Pokemon League, but he realizes his Hall of Fame is glitched by images that look uncannily like Itchy. Scratchy destroys his PC, and runs to Fuchsia City to catch a break at the Safari Zone, which is hosted by an Itchy attendant. Scratchy screams when he leaves, because his entire world is glitched up. He tries to escape with his Pokemon, but they have all turned into glitched Itchies. Scratchy is glitched up before he (and his skeleton) explode into a mass of bloody pixels.
"Lost Killer": Scratchy is a Pokemon trainer stranded on the Tin Tower. He ignores the warnings of the Unown, and Itchy rips off his arms and legs as a result. Scratchy tries challenging him to a match. Shiny Celebi uses Perish Song, which causes Scratchy to scream as the move burns his flesh off, leaving him a skeleton. He wanders as a ghost trying to find salvation, only to be sucked up by Itchy into a Pokeball. The Pokeball is dropped in a vat of acid, complete with screams. We cut to Itchy standing over Scratchy's grave ("The End") laughing.
"Murder Diary": Itchy & Scratchy are playing together in a brightly colored house. Scratchy gets up to turn the light off, but is horrified when Itchy turns into a mouse version of Uboa. It turns out Scratchy is having a bad dream, and wakes up in a bed in a white spaceship. His relief is short-lived when Itchy shows up with a knife and tries to stab him. Scratchy wakes up yet again, and he's standing on top of a staircase from his apartment balcony looking forlorn. Itchy gives the final kick, and Scratchy screams before he goes splat on the asphalt, guts and all.
Ib: Scratchy is given a rose and he decides to give it to Itchy as a token of friendship. Unfortunately for him, he finds a piece of paper that tells him, "As the rose rots, so too will you rot away." Panicked, Scratchy runs after Itchy, who one by one is plucking away the rose's petals. With each petal gone, Scratchy literally begins to fall apart. First his arms, then legs, then eyeballs, until the last petal is gone and Scratchy drops dead. (Itchy: "He loves me..." Scratchy: "AAAAAA!" Itchy: "He loves me not...")
"Breaking Scratchy": A re-enactment of the entire "Breaking Dawn" birthing scene, with Scratchy as a Bella who never becomes a vampire.
"50 Shades of Dead": Itchy & Scratchy engage in "lethal" BDSM. No points in guessing who's the dom.
"Bloodbound": Prince Scratchy is a martial artist trying to complete his training. A floating head of Itchy asks him several questions, which in turn lead to Scratchy's legs, arms, ears and eyes being graphically ripped from his body. Itchy congratulates him on finishing the final test, except Scratchy is still mutilated.
"The Enigma of Amigory Fault": Itchy & Scratchy go to a historical site where Scratchy finds a hole in a cliff mysteriously shaped exactly like himself. Itchy pushes him in. Over the years, Itchy drops objects (ranging from knives to itching powder to flesh-eating ants to bowling balls) into Scratchy's hole, which in turn leaves holes in Scratchy's body due to the distance they were dropped. Years later, Scratchy's body is stretched to the limit and he looks like rubber swiss cheese. As he nears the surface, Itchy pours gasoline (which floods the entire hole) and drops a match inside, ultimately setting Scratchy on fire.
"Slaughterstuck": Scratchy dies not once or twice, but four times. Two for his dreamselves (Prospit & Derse), once to become godtier, then permanently decapitated by Itchy in a "just" kill. Ouch.
"Puella Magi Machete Magica": Scratchy agrees to a contract offered to him by a Kyubey-like Itchy. Scratchy quickly realizes that being a magical girl isn't as great as it seems, especially when he's chased by familiars that look like machete-wielding Itchies. Scratchy sighs in relief after he violently dispatches Charlotte... who promptly turns into caterpillar form and chomps his head off. Charlotte spits him out, and Scratchy's head screams as the Itchy familiars come with the machetes to chop his head and body to pieces. This happens while Charlotte digests Scratchy's Soul Gem, resulting in his slow and horrible death.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: One word: Cupcakes.
Feel free to makes your own "Itchy & Scratchy" episodes in the comments. :P