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shamanicshaymin) wrote2013-09-28 02:57 am
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Fanpop isn't exactly full of intellectuals.
But then again, I didn't expect it to be. Let's see what we've got here!
Who's sexier?
The fans pick: Holli Wood
Holli Wood: 67%
Jessica Rabbit: 33%
*feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter*
Good thing this one poll is the minority. Most people love Jessica and have never heard of Holli, and it should stay that way. :P
I think i know nowwhy so many people don´t like Titanic : The animated Movie.. I mean, not just because of the story and such... Since i´m doing a comparison between both versions ( cut and uncut) i noticed maaaaany animation errors... i might do a indepth article about it, to show how many things are just poorly done and how it would have been possible to make it a better movie ( yes, there wold be ways for that!)
But i´m really happy that the other titanic movies are now higher on your list then this one.
Yeah, it just occurred to me that the story is bad and the animation sucks (and traced), but the fact that it's BLATANTLY OFFENSIVE BY DISMISSING TITANIC AS A LEGEND INSTEAD OF A REAL LIFE TRAGEDY doesn't come to mind. Not at all.
My Top 20 Saddest Childhood Animated Movie Moments... and Nice Guyism!
19.Heaven's Light Reprise
Gotta agree. Not the all-time saddest, of course, but it's a heartbreaker. No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for heaven's light... :(
This is one of the main reasons that I hate Esmeralda, not the only reason but definitely one of the main reasons.
*spits drink* WHAAAAT?
Quasimodo spends the whole day worrying about Esmeralda, wondering if she was okay. When she finally shows up she brings another guy. Quasimodo hates letting this guy in but does it because he cares about Esmeralda.
That guy was Phoebes and he recently got arrowed and left to drown for saving a miller and his family against Frollo's orders. Esmeralda tells Quasi this outright.
It breaks my heart that they had them kiss in front of Quasi. They could've at least waited until he left the room since I think Esmeralda knew that he had feelings for her. She kissed him on the cheek to get him to do whatever she wanted.
Esmeralda didn't know Quasi disliked Phoebes or even met him, which was why she introduced him. She didn't know Quasi had feelings for her either, nor did she try flirting with him. The kiss on the cheek was meant to be platonic, and her way of showing him she trusted him and that he was more than what he thinks he is.
The card with a heart it that Quasi ripped represents both his and my heart.
I guess mentioning Lady Gaga's "Monster" would be inappropriate here.
I just wanted to strangle her! I couldn't stand to see the tears in his eyes. I actually had faith that maybe a pretty girl or any girl could actually feel for her. He's a hideous person who never had any hope that any girl would love him and Esmeralda comes, give him hope than it's destroyed.
Unlike you, Quasi wasn't a privileged dickhead who thought Esmeralda "owed" herself to anyone.
Don't worry Quasi you can do much better than her, in fact you did!
Quasi's triumph wasn't "getting the girl," but being accepted by society for the person he is inside. If that's not an accomplishment, I don't know what is.
Madellaine is much better and prettier than Esmeralda! Anyway this isn't higher because it's just too short for me to feel as much as I do for the others.
Stop. Do not pass go. Get out of my house. Do not speak of the Sequel-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in front of me ever again.
If he thinks Disney!Esmeralda is bad, hoo boy. Book!Esmeralda will drive him up the Chrysler building.
From the same person who hates Esmeralda, I find his reasons of why WALL-E is on his 10 Worst Animated Films list to be... rather flawed.
I know some of you think all I'm doing is hating on stuff but I don't see the big deal. Besides I guess I'm in the mood of hating things because of watching the Nostalgia Critic.
'Cause if the Nostalgia Critic or any other Internet reviewer thinks a movie is bad, it should be accepted as the gospel truth.
Blah blah blah, he lists Land Before Time sequels, and then we get to...
8.Wall-E
I've hated this movie since the first time I saw it in theaters.
Okay, to be fair, I do find a few Pixar movies overrated. Not that I consider them "bad," just that I didn't think they were as awesome as other people did. But this feels like one of those lists where the writer included a popular movie because "ZOMG I HATE THIS MOVIE LOOK AT HOW DIFFERENT AND HARDCORE I AM!!!11!1"
I mean the beginning of it is just filler and doesn't really move the story along, in fact that's what most of this movie is.
Um, no. Things are happening on-screen on WALL-E all the time. This so-called "filler" is showing you what a futuristic, ravaged society is like and allowing yourself to immerse in it. We are shown the character development of WALL-E and EVE and the humans and how they live their life post-destruction. This is NOT filler. What's filler is a modern-day YA protagonist devoting paragraphs on end to what she had for breakfast while comparing her love interest to marble statues. Or hell, just ask DBZ fans and what made Dragonball Kai so great. I'll give you a hint: NO FILLER.
I actually hate all the characters, even the two main characters. Wall-E is so annoying and stupid, he keeps on almost getting him and Eve killed, plus he's a stalker.
WALL-E has been living by himself on an isolated planet for centuries; of course he's going to be naive and not know much about interacting with humans and robots. Regarding the stalking, again, he's socially awkward. He's following EVE around because she's the only living being he has ever met (aside from his pet cockroach) and he's curious about her. It's also depicted comically rather than this oh-so-romantic expression of love, and he sure as hell wasn't creepy or possessive about it either.
Even is just unfeeling for most of the movie and just blasts anything that moves. Ever think that you destroying things will make it harder for you to actually find out if life is sustainable?
1. Her name is EVE, unless you're trying to genderswap her. 2. Tell a battle veteran that and see if you don't get their hands around your neck. EVE is a trained soldier. She's not shooting "everything that moves," she fires at things because she feels that they'd be a threat. Who knows, how many planets has she traveled that have hostile lifeforms or an environment unsafe for humans? Every time she's sent to look for plant life, she's in a battle zone that could very well destroy her. See all the unactivated EVEs on the Axiom? How many were transported and destroyed before they got home? EVE's basically like an early robot version of Katniss Everdeen, in a way. Also those Earth buildings she attacked? Already in ruins. Not like she can do much more damage anyway. Even before falling in love with WALL-E, she was far from emotionless. She danced like crazy (almost knocking over WALL-E's things), loved bubblewrap, was curious about WALL-E's lighter, etc.
The romance really isn't interesting, in fact the romance between John and Mary is more interesting than them.
YMMV, yo. Thanks for reminding me of John and Mary though, they were cute in the short amount of screentime they had. Funny how for someone who claims to hate all the characters and find them forgettable, he remembers the names of two minor ones. :P
To me their romance is... really creepy and weird.
WALL-E & EVE: Still a Better Love Story Than Twilight TM.
The story isn't interesting, in fact whenever I tried to watch it when it was on Disney Channel I fall asleep.
Better skip 2001: A Space Odyssey, then.
I can't stand the songs they have in the movie.
What songs? This isn't a musical. Unless you mean the clips from Hello Dolly, then you hate Hello Dolly's music, not WALL-E's. And don't go dissin' my man, Peter Gabriel. You know who else hated Peter Gabriel? Patrick Bateman. :P Though in all seriousness, "Down to Earth" only plays in the credits, so it's not like it's utterly unskippable.
The villain just comes out of no where and is really lame.
Boy, I bet this person would have a grudge against Baron de Ghost and The Fantastic Adventures of Unico. ("OMG A VILLAIN SUDDENLY ARRIVES IN THE THIRD ACT! THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!11!1!") And come on. You didn't expect that there'd be corrupt leaders running their legacy on the Axiom and use a HAL-like bot to carry out their orders?
I don't get why so many people love this movie, in fact when I saw the trailer for this I thought it was going to crash and burn.
I'll have to go with him on the last bit; I wasn't too excited about the ads, and just put my faith that it's made by Pixar that it'll be good. They pleasantly surprised me with Toy Story 2 in the past, and I liked everything else that wasn't A Bug's Life, so why not? It's not uncommon for a great movie to have crappy trailers. Hell, some movies are hard to make ads for in general. Not an indicator of the movie's quality by any means. And we know trailers lie anyway. :P
It doesn't even look like Disney or Pixar, it looks more like some movie from an unknown company that no one knows about.
And if it WAS an unknown company that made WALL-E, I'd be giving them all my dollars and roses and kisses. :D I'd support them and keep their studio running every chance I get. ♥
This movie is truly Pixar's worst movie, even worse than Cars and Cars 2.
Uh huh. No. I haven't even seen Cars 2, and I don't want to. At least WALL-E doesn't have toilet humor.
Plus I hate how the two main characters don't speak, I can't stand it when the main characters in movies don't speak.
What's funny is this guy was inspired to write his Top Worst Animated Movies list after watching the Nostalgia Critic, and a common theme running in NC's reviews is how much he can't stand movies where the producers feel everybody has to keep talking all the time in order to keep kids from being bored. One of the biggest complaints about the theatrical releases of Thief and the Cobbler was the fact that Tack (and the Thief and Phido in the Miramax version) were made to talk when they were originally mute. Me? I'm about what makes the story work. Does he hate silent protagonists in video games too?
There's no character development,
Yeah, I just disproved that.
the villain is lame, the plot is boring, the characters are annoying, the romance is creepy and uninteresting, and really doesn't deserve all the hype it gets.
Too bad your argument was flawed! :D
It's not higher because it's Pixar and Disney.
Huh. Sure didn't stop me from thinking A Bug's Life and The Black Cauldron sucked.
At first, I thought this was written by a 13-year-old. Turns out he's 18. *feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter... again*
Who's sexier?
The fans pick: Holli Wood
Holli Wood: 67%
Jessica Rabbit: 33%
*feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter*
Good thing this one poll is the minority. Most people love Jessica and have never heard of Holli, and it should stay that way. :P
I think i know nowwhy so many people don´t like Titanic : The animated Movie.. I mean, not just because of the story and such... Since i´m doing a comparison between both versions ( cut and uncut) i noticed maaaaany animation errors... i might do a indepth article about it, to show how many things are just poorly done and how it would have been possible to make it a better movie ( yes, there wold be ways for that!)
But i´m really happy that the other titanic movies are now higher on your list then this one.
Yeah, it just occurred to me that the story is bad and the animation sucks (and traced), but the fact that it's BLATANTLY OFFENSIVE BY DISMISSING TITANIC AS A LEGEND INSTEAD OF A REAL LIFE TRAGEDY doesn't come to mind. Not at all.
My Top 20 Saddest Childhood Animated Movie Moments... and Nice Guyism!
19.Heaven's Light Reprise
Gotta agree. Not the all-time saddest, of course, but it's a heartbreaker. No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for heaven's light... :(
This is one of the main reasons that I hate Esmeralda, not the only reason but definitely one of the main reasons.
*spits drink* WHAAAAT?
Quasimodo spends the whole day worrying about Esmeralda, wondering if she was okay. When she finally shows up she brings another guy. Quasimodo hates letting this guy in but does it because he cares about Esmeralda.
That guy was Phoebes and he recently got arrowed and left to drown for saving a miller and his family against Frollo's orders. Esmeralda tells Quasi this outright.
It breaks my heart that they had them kiss in front of Quasi. They could've at least waited until he left the room since I think Esmeralda knew that he had feelings for her. She kissed him on the cheek to get him to do whatever she wanted.
Esmeralda didn't know Quasi disliked Phoebes or even met him, which was why she introduced him. She didn't know Quasi had feelings for her either, nor did she try flirting with him. The kiss on the cheek was meant to be platonic, and her way of showing him she trusted him and that he was more than what he thinks he is.
The card with a heart it that Quasi ripped represents both his and my heart.
I guess mentioning Lady Gaga's "Monster" would be inappropriate here.
I just wanted to strangle her! I couldn't stand to see the tears in his eyes. I actually had faith that maybe a pretty girl or any girl could actually feel for her. He's a hideous person who never had any hope that any girl would love him and Esmeralda comes, give him hope than it's destroyed.
Unlike you, Quasi wasn't a privileged dickhead who thought Esmeralda "owed" herself to anyone.
Don't worry Quasi you can do much better than her, in fact you did!
Quasi's triumph wasn't "getting the girl," but being accepted by society for the person he is inside. If that's not an accomplishment, I don't know what is.
Madellaine is much better and prettier than Esmeralda! Anyway this isn't higher because it's just too short for me to feel as much as I do for the others.
Stop. Do not pass go. Get out of my house. Do not speak of the Sequel-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in front of me ever again.
If he thinks Disney!Esmeralda is bad, hoo boy. Book!Esmeralda will drive him up the Chrysler building.
From the same person who hates Esmeralda, I find his reasons of why WALL-E is on his 10 Worst Animated Films list to be... rather flawed.
I know some of you think all I'm doing is hating on stuff but I don't see the big deal. Besides I guess I'm in the mood of hating things because of watching the Nostalgia Critic.
'Cause if the Nostalgia Critic or any other Internet reviewer thinks a movie is bad, it should be accepted as the gospel truth.
Blah blah blah, he lists Land Before Time sequels, and then we get to...
8.Wall-E
I've hated this movie since the first time I saw it in theaters.
Okay, to be fair, I do find a few Pixar movies overrated. Not that I consider them "bad," just that I didn't think they were as awesome as other people did. But this feels like one of those lists where the writer included a popular movie because "ZOMG I HATE THIS MOVIE LOOK AT HOW DIFFERENT AND HARDCORE I AM!!!11!1"
I mean the beginning of it is just filler and doesn't really move the story along, in fact that's what most of this movie is.
Um, no. Things are happening on-screen on WALL-E all the time. This so-called "filler" is showing you what a futuristic, ravaged society is like and allowing yourself to immerse in it. We are shown the character development of WALL-E and EVE and the humans and how they live their life post-destruction. This is NOT filler. What's filler is a modern-day YA protagonist devoting paragraphs on end to what she had for breakfast while comparing her love interest to marble statues. Or hell, just ask DBZ fans and what made Dragonball Kai so great. I'll give you a hint: NO FILLER.
I actually hate all the characters, even the two main characters. Wall-E is so annoying and stupid, he keeps on almost getting him and Eve killed, plus he's a stalker.
WALL-E has been living by himself on an isolated planet for centuries; of course he's going to be naive and not know much about interacting with humans and robots. Regarding the stalking, again, he's socially awkward. He's following EVE around because she's the only living being he has ever met (aside from his pet cockroach) and he's curious about her. It's also depicted comically rather than this oh-so-romantic expression of love, and he sure as hell wasn't creepy or possessive about it either.
Even is just unfeeling for most of the movie and just blasts anything that moves. Ever think that you destroying things will make it harder for you to actually find out if life is sustainable?
1. Her name is EVE, unless you're trying to genderswap her. 2. Tell a battle veteran that and see if you don't get their hands around your neck. EVE is a trained soldier. She's not shooting "everything that moves," she fires at things because she feels that they'd be a threat. Who knows, how many planets has she traveled that have hostile lifeforms or an environment unsafe for humans? Every time she's sent to look for plant life, she's in a battle zone that could very well destroy her. See all the unactivated EVEs on the Axiom? How many were transported and destroyed before they got home? EVE's basically like an early robot version of Katniss Everdeen, in a way. Also those Earth buildings she attacked? Already in ruins. Not like she can do much more damage anyway. Even before falling in love with WALL-E, she was far from emotionless. She danced like crazy (almost knocking over WALL-E's things), loved bubblewrap, was curious about WALL-E's lighter, etc.
The romance really isn't interesting, in fact the romance between John and Mary is more interesting than them.
YMMV, yo. Thanks for reminding me of John and Mary though, they were cute in the short amount of screentime they had. Funny how for someone who claims to hate all the characters and find them forgettable, he remembers the names of two minor ones. :P
To me their romance is... really creepy and weird.
WALL-E & EVE: Still a Better Love Story Than Twilight TM.
The story isn't interesting, in fact whenever I tried to watch it when it was on Disney Channel I fall asleep.
Better skip 2001: A Space Odyssey, then.
I can't stand the songs they have in the movie.
What songs? This isn't a musical. Unless you mean the clips from Hello Dolly, then you hate Hello Dolly's music, not WALL-E's. And don't go dissin' my man, Peter Gabriel. You know who else hated Peter Gabriel? Patrick Bateman. :P Though in all seriousness, "Down to Earth" only plays in the credits, so it's not like it's utterly unskippable.
The villain just comes out of no where and is really lame.
Boy, I bet this person would have a grudge against Baron de Ghost and The Fantastic Adventures of Unico. ("OMG A VILLAIN SUDDENLY ARRIVES IN THE THIRD ACT! THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!11!1!") And come on. You didn't expect that there'd be corrupt leaders running their legacy on the Axiom and use a HAL-like bot to carry out their orders?
I don't get why so many people love this movie, in fact when I saw the trailer for this I thought it was going to crash and burn.
I'll have to go with him on the last bit; I wasn't too excited about the ads, and just put my faith that it's made by Pixar that it'll be good. They pleasantly surprised me with Toy Story 2 in the past, and I liked everything else that wasn't A Bug's Life, so why not? It's not uncommon for a great movie to have crappy trailers. Hell, some movies are hard to make ads for in general. Not an indicator of the movie's quality by any means. And we know trailers lie anyway. :P
It doesn't even look like Disney or Pixar, it looks more like some movie from an unknown company that no one knows about.
And if it WAS an unknown company that made WALL-E, I'd be giving them all my dollars and roses and kisses. :D I'd support them and keep their studio running every chance I get. ♥
This movie is truly Pixar's worst movie, even worse than Cars and Cars 2.
Uh huh. No. I haven't even seen Cars 2, and I don't want to. At least WALL-E doesn't have toilet humor.
Plus I hate how the two main characters don't speak, I can't stand it when the main characters in movies don't speak.
What's funny is this guy was inspired to write his Top Worst Animated Movies list after watching the Nostalgia Critic, and a common theme running in NC's reviews is how much he can't stand movies where the producers feel everybody has to keep talking all the time in order to keep kids from being bored. One of the biggest complaints about the theatrical releases of Thief and the Cobbler was the fact that Tack (and the Thief and Phido in the Miramax version) were made to talk when they were originally mute. Me? I'm about what makes the story work. Does he hate silent protagonists in video games too?
There's no character development,
Yeah, I just disproved that.
the villain is lame, the plot is boring, the characters are annoying, the romance is creepy and uninteresting, and really doesn't deserve all the hype it gets.
Too bad your argument was flawed! :D
It's not higher because it's Pixar and Disney.
Huh. Sure didn't stop me from thinking A Bug's Life and The Black Cauldron sucked.
At first, I thought this was written by a 13-year-old. Turns out he's 18. *feigns drinking and collapsing her head on the counter... again*