Tell me I'm frozen, but what can I do?

[shamanicshaymin]

Review of FATAL, the world's worst RPG.

I can't believe I hadn't read this earlier. The review is hilarious. The game, on the other hand... The sheer badness of this game is... legendary. :o

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

On an unrelated note, my current music is totally Homura's theme.

Comments

[redwoodalchan]

Oh, God, I love that review to death!

I kinda wonder if the woman who wrote the 50 Shades novels would be a FATAL fan. Those books read like they could be set in the same universe as FATAL, only with less magic involved.

[shamanicshaymin]

Nah, too much urine and fecal matter for her tastes. Though I have images of Christian already being level 20 with a maxed out Urination skill, and Ana's response is simply, "Oh my." Cue urple description of Ana rhapsodizing his "flood" as an "ocean of gold streaming from his glistening erection. I feel like one of Poseidon's mares basking in his holy amber waters."

[redwoodalchan]

You're probably right about that. Though she's got the right attitude, what with her making every man the protagonist associates with try to rape her (which doesn't even count as a bad thing) and women so dumb that even a four-year-old boy is more competent than them.

Incidentally, the thing that amuses me the most about FATAL is that the word "fatal" in Spanish literally means terrible, or something to that effect.

[swordianmaster]

No, no. FATAL would be far more popular with the Gor writer than 50 Shades, I think.

Also, to Puri: no happiness, only tears now

[outstretched]

Wow what the hell did I just read, but I kind of wish I hadn't read it.