Where's Darwin when you need him?

[shamanicshaymin]

One of the Fifty Shades fans said that the last book she read was a SparkNotes book for a college course...and that was fifteen years ago. "Reading is hard," she told me. "There are so many long words. Like 'beautiful.' It doesn't look like it sounds. I hate words like that, and they're everywhere. Fifty Shades is easy to read. And if I don't understand something, I can skip it and not feel like I'm missing anything important. With most books, you can't do that. I have to skip because I don't understand the words, and then I lose track of the story."

After I pulled my jaw up off the floor, I asked her why she didn't look up the words that she didn't understand in a print or an online dictionary.

"That's too hard."

After some conversation, she admitted that looking up the words wasn't the problem; understanding the definitions was. I said that there were dictionaries that had definitions for kids (Merriam-Webster) or in simple language. She just shook her head. It was too hard. Too much effort. And she didn't really want to know what words meant THAT badly. She was just going to stick to "skippable" books like Fifty Shades. "All books should be like that, don't you think?"

Let me guess. Dr. Seuss books are too hard for her to read because they have long and difficult words like "wonderful" or "balancing."

You know what's worse than stupid people? Stupid people who want to stay stupid and make no effort to better themselves because they don't care.

GET THIS IGNORANT TWIT AND EVERYONE ELSE LIKE HER OFF MY PLANET.

Comments

[sarajayechan]

Where's George Carlin when you need him? D:

[tropicsbear]

UUUUUGH WTFH

[itsamellama]

Oh man I don't even care if they just don't like reading books in general, but to say that they're TOO LAZY to look up words they don't understand-- okay. fine, I'll give her that, if she's not interested - but to say ALL BOOKS SHOULD BE SKIPPABLE .... BECAUSE SHE'S LAZY....???????

[redwoodalchan]

*Sigh* One thing you forget about Darwin is that it was never the most intelligent creatures that survive by his rules--it was the ones best able to reproduce. There's even a sci-fi movie called Idiocracy that's founded on that concept. Oh, well--maybe she's too stupid to breed, too.

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