shamanicshaymin | So this is what it's like being Mrs. Lovett

I didn't pay much attention to Cooking Mama. That is, until PETA made their own ripoff called Mama Kills Animals. It's so gory and disgusting that they completely neglected one thing: they made it fun to be a sadist in the kitchen! Seriously, I never had so much enjoyment out of yanking feathers off a dead bird before. It makes me like cooking! XD PETA completely neglected to put the leftover turkey innards in the sink, though. My Dad keeps doing this for every chicken/turkey/duck he cooks and no matter how much the rest of the family complains, he does it out of habit anyway and we're left to clean it. Eww. D:

Thanks PETA! I'm going to giggle in delight as I skewer this turkey's neck. Nice to see Evil!Cooking Mama's so supportive of me! Why couldn't she stay this way? T.T

I like that the turkey looks more frightened when held by Purified Veggie!Mama than he is hiding behind the pumpkin or slaughtered. XD