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shamanicshaymin) wrote2013-03-10 03:50 am
shamanicshaymin) wrote2013-03-10 03:50 am
Entry tags:
The "family" tag might as well be called "stfu mom."
Me: "I finished cleaning the floor of the kids' bathroom last night. I'll take care of the sink tomorrow."
Optimist: "You're doing a great job! It looks beautiful!"
Pessimist: *waits until they think I'm asleep* "Well, the floor is clean, but she didn't do the toilet and the sink, whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."
Guess which is Dad and which is Mom.
Yeah, thanks for the encouragement, Mom. I appreciate your gratitude. I could win the fucking lottery and all you'd think of is how careless I'd be and spend it all within a day.
Optimist: "You're doing a great job! It looks beautiful!"
Pessimist: *waits until they think I'm asleep* "Well, the floor is clean, but she didn't do the toilet and the sink, whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."
Guess which is Dad and which is Mom.
Yeah, thanks for the encouragement, Mom. I appreciate your gratitude. I could win the fucking lottery and all you'd think of is how careless I'd be and spend it all within a day.